Quick Wear: The scumbag is on the prowl, beware

As an ancestor deeply loved by contemporary young people, netizens often make jokes online: "My charming and handsome ancestor just wants immortality, not the stars and the moon in the sky, give them to him."

Although it is a whimsical joke, is there really no one who wants it to come true?

Who doesn’t want to see what kind of world it would be like if Ying Zheng really achieved immortality?

Will people be happier?

So, Director Zhuang gave it.

How could this not make everyone's adrenaline surge?

Seeing this, almost everyone agreed with Director Zhuang’s “big talk”. This is indeed a truly epic blockbuster, the biggest that can’t be bigger.

Everyone in the audience clenched their fists and said anxiously, "Promise her, promise her quickly."

Everyone is looking forward to the subsequent plot and the appearance of the ancestor Ying Zheng.

On the screen, Qi An did not agree immediately: "It will cost a lot to let your ancestor live forever. I never do business at a loss. How can you make him live forever?"

Xu Xiaoxiao naturally didn’t have that.

The audience was extremely anxious. This Jiaozi really didn't want to suffer any loss. What should the ancestors do?

Lin Xiaoxiao was completely immersed in the plot. She suddenly had an idea and whispered, "We can eat Tang Monk's flesh."

The people sitting in front and behind her heard it and laughed, "Yes, yes, that's a good idea, Director Zhuang. Quickly send that useless Tang Monk to my ancestor's mouth."

That being said, no one really thought the movie would be shot this way. It's too far-fetched.

until……

Xu Xiaoxiao was very discouraged. She turned her head and saw that "Journey to the West" was playing on the tablet in Ata's hand.

Zhu Bajie looked anxious and said to Sun Wukong, "Brother Monkey, Master has been captured by the monster again."

Everyone: "..."

“Ahhhhhh… Shit, it’s Tang Monk…”

There were screams from the audience; Tang Monk actually existed.

Director Zhuang, you deserve to be enshrined in the Imperial Ancestral Temple!

On the screen, Xu Xiaoxiao and Ata, both Monkey King fans, first had a cordial meeting between comrades, and then Xu Xiaoxiao was startled and shouted in surprise:

"Tang Monk's meat! Isn't this a ready-made elixir of immortality? Boss, quickly send that useless Tang Monk to my brother Zheng's mouth."

"Hahaha, Xu Xiaoxiao is playing me..."

"The world is different from me."

Everyone burst into laughter. The depressed atmosphere caused by the reality just now was swept away, and the whole place was like hot water splashing in a frying pan, crackling.

"make a deal."

The void space gradually faded away, and the picture went dark and then bright.

Among the white clouds, the Monkey King, played by the famous monkey-acting artist, held the golden hoop in one hand and bent the other hand on his forehead. His fiery eyes flashed and he flew quickly downwards.

"Ahhh, it's the monkey of my dreams, Brother Monkey, I love you..."

As soon as Monkey Brother appeared on the stage, the audience was excited again. Monkey Brother has never lacked fans. Who in the audience doesn’t love Monkey Brother?

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing were paying their respects when they saw Sun Wukong coming back. Zhu Bajie, feeling guilty and anxious, shouted, "Brother Monkey, you are finally back. Master has been captured by the monster again."

The audience wondered, was it Ya Zi who captured Tang Seng?

For the first time, everyone hoped that Monkey King would not be so capable, stop looking for that old bald donkey, and go back to Flower-Fruit Mountain to be the Monkey King.

Monkey Brother looked anxious and ordered two people to find someone, but when he turned around, he looked indifferent, and then he complained in his heart about the self-righteous fake saint Lao Bai Lian.

This sentiment resonated deeply with the audience.

There is still a difference between a master and a teacher. Monkey is truly a sober worker.

After the three brothers left, Qi An and Ata appeared from the air.

The little kid covered his face shyly and said, "My monkey brother is so handsome. Even each hair of his monkey is different when he is angry. Ah, I want to give birth to a baby for him."

Atta's improvised line made everyone laugh.

But where did Tang Seng go?

The beautiful Peacock Princess danced gracefully among the petals, and everyone immediately recalled the scene of Journey to the West, saying that the princess was blind and Dapeng was her perfect match.

Then strange winds blew up, and Dapeng abducted the Peacock Princess and Tang Monk together.

When the green lion and the white elephant appeared, everyone suddenly realized that this was the same difficulty as at Lion Camel Ridge.

Tang Seng was imprisoned alone in the depths of the Three Demons' cave, holding Buddhist beads in his hands and chanting to himself, without any panic.

The three demons and their subordinates were holding a celebration party, planning to capture the four masters and apprentices together and eat them.

Everyone: Act, act again, the mission is over, you have no intention of eating at all.

Big brother Ya Zi, come and cut some meat for my brother Zheng! Cut more, the old bald donkey has thick meat.

Qi An transformed into a bird called Dapeng and walked into the cave.

When Tang Seng pretended to persuade him to turn back, he directly took out the knife, and cut off a large piece of flesh with the knife while Tang Seng looked in disbelief.

Qi An put away the piece of flesh and blood that was glowing with golden light. Ata transformed into a stick, covered himself with his cassock, and beat the monk up on the head, venting his anger on his idol.

Amid the screams of Tang Monk, everyone laughed and cheered: "Haha, good... well done, Ata..."

Before Wukong arrived, Qi An and Ata quickly slipped away.

The blame was firmly placed on Dapeng because of his powerful background.

The three brothers and Dapeng, who took the blame, started a fighting show. Qi An made pills out of Tang Monk's flesh and set off with Ata.

When he left, Ata left Monkey King with a book of grudges and the art of being thick-skinned.

Everyone was amused by Ata's behavior, and they all hoped that Ata would kidnap Monkey King as soon as possible and rebuild the Flower-Fruit Mountain.

The screen went black, and after a few coughs, the magnificent and ancient Qin Palace appeared on the screen.

The theater, which was full of laughter just a moment ago, suddenly became so quiet that you could hear a pin drop, and everyone held their breath and waited.

The camera zooms in, and a tall and majestic man wearing a black and gold dragon robe and an imperial crown stands on the city wall, overlooking the beautiful mountains and rivers.

When everyone saw his full appearance, they shouted "Brother Zheng" in unison. Everyone finally saw the mysterious male protagonist that Director Zhuang had been hiding.

A line of small words appeared on the side of the man's face: Qin Shi Huang, Ying Zheng.

There was only this one name, and no information about the actor, but no one noticed this at this time.

Even though he was sick and already in his twilight years, when everyone saw him for the first time, the same thought came to their mind.

The great emperor of all ages, Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng, was like this!

Director Zhuang’s casting is amazing!

"Ahem..." The domineering yet lonely emperor sighed to the sky: "Time waits for no one. If you give me some more time, I will definitely be able to..."

Qi An walked out of the void.

"Qin Emperor Ying Zheng, I have been entrusted by someone to come and give you eternal life."

There was warm applause and cheers from the audience.

In the Qin Palace.

The conversation between Qi An and Ying Zheng made everyone proud and sad.

The tyrant who was rumored to have burned books and buried scholars alive and killed countless people, when he learned that he had been called a tyrant for more than two thousand years, he sneered and didn't care at all.

But when he heard the praise and admiration from the children of later generations, he turned his back and his eyes became red.

"Brother Zheng? What a rubbish name. You are a bunch of disrespectful brats."