Quick Wear: The scumbag is on the prowl, beware
Chapter 293 Entertainment Industry Rectification 20
The video of the wrap-up interview quickly spread online, and the public's anticipation for "Eternal Life" was simply so intense that they could hardly wait.
What kind of male lead and what kind of plot deserve such high praise from these people, and they even dare to set the flag of quitting the circle.
You know, netizens love to bring up old things.
Aren't they worried that if the movie fails, netizens will use videos to slap them in the face?
The only explanation is that "Eternal Life" gave them enough confidence and they sincerely believed that it would definitely be a big hit.
Foolproof.
For a time, the entire internet was calling for the release of "Eternal Life", and the popularity was incredibly high.
Of course, the most distressed person is Li, the publicity and promotion manager.
Ever since he joined Director Zhuang's team, his publicity skills have never been put to good use. Not a penny of the publicity funds can be spent, as all of it was given to everyone by Director Zhuang.
Director Zhuang's movies don't need any publicity at all. His publicity and promotion staff are just mascots who eat for free and their salaries are too expensive to handle.
Woohoo, if this continues, will he still be able to keep his job?
When everyone's neck was about to break, "Eternal Life" finally came out after much anticipation and was finally scheduled to be officially released on New Year's Day.
It snowed in the middle of the night the day before, and everything was white when dawn came. The new year began in a clean and white environment.
The poor office workers finally got a statutory holiday, and slept naturally in their warm beds while watching the heavy snow outside the window.
Lin Xiaoxiao put on thick clothes and walked out of the house. She took a deep breath of the clean cold air, rubbed her face, which looked a little listless from working overtime for several days, and whispered to herself to encourage herself.
"New year, new beginning. Let's spend the first day happily. I hope life won't be too fucked up this year."
She is a loyal fan of Zhuang Sheng. Watching movies is her only way to relax and have fun in her numb and tiring life and work.
With full anticipation, Lin Xiaoxiao was among the first group to enter the cinema.
Until now, no one knows what story "Eternal Life" tells.
Whether it is a surprise or a shock, it will be revealed soon.
Because of Zhuang Sheng’s fame, the first show was packed.
When the lights dimmed, the first thing that appeared was a man's back.
The man stood tall at the top of the long stairs, wearing a black and gold dragon patterned robe, a crown to tie his hair up, and was looking up at the sky. As the sun rose, a dazzling golden light emanated from his body.
Above his head are the sun, moon and stars, and under his feet are mountains and rivers. Just his back is so majestic and domineering that it is hard to describe it.
Then, the word "eternal life" slowly emerged, occupying half of the screen.
Some people in the seats made disdainful sounds, and the whispers set the tone for the movie.
Is this the mysterious male protagonist who is praised by everyone?
It turns out to be just a story about an ancient emperor's pursuit of immortality, which is cliché and boring. How dare you call it an epic blockbuster?
To be honest, Lin Xiaoxiao was also a little disappointed. Just by looking at the beginning, it seemed that she had guessed the ending. Could it be that Director Zhuang had made a mistake?
The sound of keyboard typing was heard, and the next second, the camera turned to a modern office space.
The brightly lit office building is extremely impressive. Behind the blue fluorescent display screen sit greasy-faced office workers.
They have young faces, but dull eyes and numb expressions, as if they are breathing robots.
Someone murmured: "Hey, why is it a modern scene? Is it a time-travel drama?"
When the camera cut to a girl's face, Lin Xiaoxiao seemed to think she saw herself working overtime.
A line of small words appeared on the girl's face: Xu Xiaoxiao, 28 years old, an employee of a large Internet company, played by Lan Xi.
Lin Xiaoxiao complained in her heart: It's true that working makes people ugly. Even a pretty girl like Lanxi is not pretty when she works overtime. Her appearance drops by N levels.
Xu Xiaoxiao worked mechanically, while screaming in her heart: "Ahhh, I'm going to die suddenly. I will definitely resign tomorrow. I can't work this hard shift for another day."
Everyone in the audience laughed, and the office workers found resonance.
After all, who doesn’t say they want to quit every day but still work full time every month?
After finishing her work, Xu Xiaoxiao was about to leave, but the next second, she fell to the ground next to her workstation as the world was spinning around her, and died suddenly.
Before she lost consciousness, her last thought was that she would definitely get compensation and become famous and appear in the news for dying suddenly while working overtime at the company.
Seeing this, the audience burst into laughter again. Isn't this what they say most often?
Someone else said, girl, please hold on a little longer and format your phone at least to keep your innocence in this world.
The soul left the body, and the soul was entangled with black resentment, making it look like it had turned evil.
Everyone laughed: "Haha, as expected, we workers have more resentment than ghosts."
Everyone thought that she would travel back to ancient times in the next second, start palace fighting, become the emperor's woman, and finally reach the peak of her life.
At this time, a white beam of light appeared in the void, and the ethereal voice of a little boy came from the end.
"The resentment is too deep to be reincarnated. The void space is dedicated to transforming resentment. The price is clearly marked. No one is cheated. Welcome to come."
Xu Xiaoxiao's soul flew along the beam of light to a unique space, where there was a domineering and lazy woman and a cute little boy.
It was Qi An and Ata.
Wow, everyone was surprised, it wasn't actually time travel, could it be science fiction?
This little actress is really smart. Also, why is Director Zhuang acting in this role again? What is the identity of the person she plays?
Xu Xiaoxiao on the screen asked the same question: "Who are you?"
Ata replied: "We are not human, but we can help you get revenge or fulfill your wish."
Xu Xiaoxiao looked unconvinced. Qi An stretched himself and a phantom of a ferocious beast that blocked out the sky appeared behind him, roaring towards the sky.
A line of small characters appeared at the right time: Qi An, the ancient ferocious beast Yazi, is moody and vengeful. He helps people realize their wishes in order to collect souls, played by Zhuang Sheng.
The audience was startled by the roaring beast, and then exclaimed: "Wow, it's actually the beast Ya Zi, the special effects are really awesome, and Director Zhuang is so handsome."
The people who were a little disappointed with the movie just now have become excited.
But soon, everyone stopped laughing, and as Xu Xiaoxiao continued her story, almost everyone felt deep empathy.
Isn’t this the confused and sad life of ordinary young people today?
The origin that determines everything, the pain of the original family, the hard work in ten years of studying, the expectations in the ivory tower, the gradually clear cognition, the blow and powerlessness of reality, the long gown that cannot be taken off, the guilt towards parents, and the collapse of faith.
Everything I learned from books was overturned, and hard work became a joke.
The audience was silent. Lin Xiaoxiao took off her glasses and wiped her eyes with her sleeve.
So tired!
Then, Xu Xiaoxiao refused to reincarnate.
Everyone understood her very well. If they were in her shoes, they wouldn't want to be reborn either. Is there any need for reincarnation for the lives of cattle and horses?
However, the real situations that Xu Xiaoxiao described are simply unsolvable. How can Ya Zi resolve her resentment?
Just when the atmosphere in the audience was low, Xu Xiaoxiao expressed her wish.
"I would give my soul in exchange for the eternal life of my charming and handsome ancestor. I believe he will bring a different world."
A charming and handsome old...ancestor?
Yes, is it the one they think of?
In the audience, everyone looked excited and nervous. Almost everyone sat up straight, craning their necks waiting for the answer to be revealed.
On the screen, Qi An asked: "Ancestor? Who?"
Xu Xiaoxiao answered proudly: "The greatest emperor of all time, Qin Shi Huang, Ying Zheng."
Everyone: "..."
"Hold……"
"Hold……"
"Fuck..."
After the silence, the audience seats were boiling with excitement, with shouts of "WTF" rising one after another.
Thinking of the scene at the beginning, everyone suddenly realized that the one who had lived forever was their charming and handsome ancestor!
The male protagonist of "Eternal Life" is Ying Zheng!
"Quick, Director Zhuang, give my ancestors eternal life, and give Brother Zheng eternal life, don't force me to kneel down and beg you..."
"Ahhh, Director Zhuang, you are my God!"
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