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Chapter 11: The Censor Who Gained Weight Overnight
When the civil and military officials heard that it was the Left Censor of the Censorate and the Marquis of Yong'an, they finally put their minds at ease. Fortunately, it had nothing to do with them.
So everyone looked at the two of them with an expression of anticipating a good show.
The Left Censor-in-Chief of the Censorate looked towards Marquis Yong'an cautiously, while Marquis Yong'an glared at him fiercely. He treated him as a good friend, but he actually used his good horse for breeding. Damn it, he was really angry.
Yong'an Hou: Wait for him after the court session.
Emperor: If it were him, he would be angry too.
Lord Fang, the Left Censor-in-Chief, glared at Xie Chuyue with resentment. This was a big sieve. Whoever she targeted would be in trouble. She could dig up any old, trivial matter, making them very embarrassed.
After Xie Chuyue finished laughing, she realized that the atmosphere was wrong. The court was too quiet, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop, and everyone was looking at her.
[** (System) Father, why are they looking at me? I didn't laugh just now. Wait, are they trying to get me to show some expression? Actually, it's not a problem to show some expression.]
So, a righteous little princess Xie Chuyue stepped out and stood in the center of the court, with a righteous look on her face, "Father, I want to bring a royal doctor with me to the Censor's Mansion to visit the Censor. After all, the doctors outside the palace are not as good as the royal doctors inside the palace. I also want to express my condolences to the Censor on behalf of you."
Civil and Military Officials: Why don't you believe that you are going to express condolences? It seems that you are going to laugh at me.
The prince tried hard to hold back his laughter. The royal sister's calculations were so loud that they were all shocked. Her intention to laugh at him was so obvious, how could they not understand?
Emperor Mingde also suppressed his laughter and said in a deep voice, "I approve. Let the censor have a good rest."
Xie Chuyue: [Ahahahaha, oh oh, I will soon see the censor's face swollen like a pig's head. I'm afraid he must have gained more than 100 pounds now. Oh oh oh, I am looking forward to seeing the censor even more.]
Civil and military officials: This perverted smile makes them feel creepy.
The Minister of Rites gave a bitter smile. He couldn't afford to offend this little princess. She was like a living father, haunting him.
System: [The host is mighty and domineering. As long as the host actively completes the task, the system will always support you behind the scenes. Just ask for whatever you want.]
A gleam of light flashed across Xie Chuyue's eyes. This system is good. She silently replied in her heart, "OK!"
After the court session ended, Xie Chuyue didn't even change out of her court robes, but took a royal physician named Ye and went to the Censor's residence.
On this side, Xie Yunshen personally led people to deliver all the purchased items back to the palace.
But after arriving at Changle Palace, he heard from the palace maids in Xie Chuyue's courtyard that Xie Chuyue had gone to attend court and had not returned. But he looked at the sun and thought that the morning court should have ended two or three incense sticks ago, right?
Even if she crawled, she crawled back, so where did this girl go?
He didn't dare to look for it in the imperial study, so he could only put down his things and leave the palace first. He was afraid that his father would catch him and make him do hard labor.
At the gate of the Censor's residence, the gate servant saw the luxurious and noble carriage team coming towards him, and he understood everything instantly.
It was the little princess who had arrived, and it looked like she was heading for their Censorate, so one of them hurried into the mansion to report her, while the other greeted her at the door.
Xie Chuyue got off the carriage, and the imperial physician also got off from the carriage behind. He was in a daze. He had never ridden in such a luxurious carriage, nor enjoyed such a luxurious life, in his fifty years.
It's really irritating to see people compare to each other.
"Greetings to Her Royal Highness the Princess, Her Royal Highness the Princess, may you live a thousand years and a thousand thousand years!" The servant at the door saw Xie Chuyue walking in swaggeringly and quickly knelt down to salute.
Xie Chuyue raised her hand casually, then strode into the mansion.
After Xie Chuyue walked away, the servant stood up and wiped the unnecessary cold sweat from his forehead. This was the one and only little princess of their Nanyue Kingdom, the emperor held her in the palm of his hand. How could they dare to stop her from coming to see their master?
After entering the mansion, Xie Chuyue felt embarrassed because she didn't know where the Censor lived?
So he grabbed a servant and asked him to take them to see the Censor.
Doctor Ye, who was following behind him, twitched his lips. How could he be so confident when he couldn't find a place? By the way, why was this little princess so violent? She didn't look like a little girl at all, but like a bandit.
The censor, who was as swollen as a pig's head and as fat as a hundred-pound man, froze and looked very ugly when he heard the news that Xie Chuyue brought the imperial physician to see him.
They knew the little princess's character, so how could she come to see him sincerely? It was more likely that she came to laugh at him.
But no matter what, he is the king after all, and I am the minister. I can't kick him out, so I can only get angry out of frustration.
"Xie Chuyue, she must be sick. She is openly laughing at me."
The censor's wife quickly spoke up to stop him, "Master, be careful, there are ears on the other side of the wall."
"Who cares whether the wall has ears or not? What right does Xie Chuyue have to laugh at me?" The censor was about to collapse. If Xie Chuyue, such a big leak, saw him like this, the whole capital would know about it the next day.
Then, an exquisite vase fell to the ground.
“Ahhhhhh! I’m so pissed off!”
After he finished yelling, another vase fell down, and the servants around him fell to their knees.
The censor's face was so dark that ink could drip out of it. He was already furious after being stung by a wasp, and now that he knew Xie Chuyue had come to his house and openly laughed at him, he was even more furious.
Xie Chuyue came to the door and heard everything, then staggered into the house.
The guard standing at the door shouted at the top of his voice: "The little princess is here——"
When the censor saw Xie Chuyue walking in with a swagger, he thought of what he had just said and turned pale with fear. He bent down and clasped his fists with great effort, his voice trembling a little: "Your humble servant pays respect to the little princess. May the little princess live a thousand years and a thousand thousand years!"
When Xie Chuyue saw the chubby and plump face of the Censor, she tried hard to hold back her laughter, but in her heart she was already laughing so hard that her whole body was shaking with laughter.
[Hahahahahahahaha, this Lord Censor has gained more than just a hundred pounds, he's simply become as fat as a ball! ]
The usually aloof system also smiled when it saw the plump look of the Censor.
Mr. Censor: ………He knew that this little princess could not possibly come to see her sincerely. She came to laugh at him, right?
The censor's wife's face wasn't very good either, but she didn't dare to do anything to Xie Chuyue. Who would come to her house and laugh at her openly?
Doctor Ye also tried hard to hold back his laughter, saying, "Little princess, please don't be so mean." However, the description was really vivid. This Lord Censor was not fat at all, he was round, so round that he looked like a ball.
After Xie Chuyue finished laughing, she regained her serious expression and raised her hand. "Your Excellency, there is no need to be polite. My father is worried about your health, so he asked me to bring Doctor Ye to see you. I hope you will recover soon. But didn't they say that Your Excellency, the Censor, just had a cold? Why are you so fat?"
Xie Chuyue accidentally said what was in her mind and touched her nose a little embarrassedly.
When the Censor heard that the Emperor had sent someone to express his condolences, his expression looked a little better. But when he heard that he had become as fat as a ball, his face instantly turned dark, which looked particularly funny on his round face.
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