I rely on gossip to save the country

On the most prosperous street in the capital, there is a brothel called "Piaoxiangyuan", which is a paradise for all men.

In Piaoxiang Courtyard, there lived a stunningly beautiful courtesan named Pianpian. She was tall and slender, and when she twisted her waist she was like a willow swaying in the wind, and her every move was indescribably graceful.

On her oval face, her lips are as delicate and tempting as cherries, which make people want to kiss her.

Her dancing posture is even more unique. When she dances, her body is as light as a swallow and her dance posture is as graceful as a painting. Her every frown and smile can instantly make people fascinated. She is like a fairy from heaven.

Xie Yunshen danced gracefully on the stage, and his smile became even brighter as he looked at the men below the stage who were crazy and obsessed with him.

This is exactly the effect he wants. Only in this way can the money he spends be doubled and enter his pocket.

The more I thought about it, the happier I felt. Looking at the people below, it was like looking at silver, and my smile became much more genuine.

In Xie Yunshen's words, with such a figure, such a good-looking appearance, and amazing martial arts skills, wouldn't it be a waste of God's gifts if he didn't make full use of them?

Because of his excellent martial arts skills, he could fly in the air, and his body was flexible. No matter how difficult the dance was, he could dance it to perfection, so he was the most dazzling person in all the brothels.

That night, Xie Yunshen made a fortune.

After Xie Chuyue returned to the palace, she fell asleep immediately.

Half an hour before the morning court session...

Xie Chuyue, wearing court robes, came to the Golden Palace in a daze, found her seat, and fell asleep with her head drooped.

Originally, Xie Chuyue wanted to sleep a little longer and come on time, but she was afraid that if she came late, she would be stared at and impeached by those old guys, so she decided to come early and make up for the sleep.

When the civil and military officials entered the hall, they saw this scene: Xie Chuyue, who was wearing a purple official uniform, lowered his head, snored, and slept like a dead pig, with saliva flowing from the corners of his mouth.

Civil and military officials were puzzled, how could someone sleep so soundly while standing?

Is this some kind of magical martial art?

Although they thought so in their hearts, they did not dare to wake Xie Chuyue up. Rather than waking up the little troublemaker and having her expose their past, it was better to let her sleep.

So they all stood in their seats in silence, waiting for the emperor to arrive.

After an incense stick of time had passed, the prince arrived and saw this scene. The corners of his mouth twitched. He was about to wake up his sister when he heard the voice of the eunuch in charge.

"The Emperor has arrived!"

The civil and military officials hesitated between whether to salute or not.

The emperor wondered what was going on today. Everyone wanted to rebel but failed.

So when they looked in that direction, they found that Xie Chuyue had fallen asleep while standing in her position, and was unconscious.

The emperor's face turned from red to blue, from blue to white, and from white to black. Finally, he said to the civil and military officials with a dark face, "Go to court!"

"Your subjects pay homage to our Emperor. Long live the Emperor!"

The civil and military officials were no longer able to care about anything else. It was not like they didn't see the emperor's gloomy face. If they didn't have this little bit of common sense, then they had been in the court for so long in vain.

Xie Chuyue was awakened from her sleep by the loud voice. She saw the civil and military officials kneeling on the ground, and then looked at the emperor at the top. She immediately woke up. Just as she was about to kneel down, she suddenly remembered that she didn't need to kneel, so she saluted with her fists clasped.

"Your Majesty, your son, pays homage to your father. Long live your father! Long live your Majesty!"

The emperor touched his nonexistent beard to hide the corners of his mouth that were about to rise, suppressed the desire to laugh out loud, coughed twice lightly, and cleared his throat.

"Everyone loves you!"

But at this time, Xie Chuyue looked at the emperor and raised a soul-searching question in her heart.

[** (System) Being worshipped by others will shorten your life span. Father has so many people worshipping him every day. I wonder how much of his life span will be shortened? ]

Emperor: ………He almost vomited blood. This is his own daughter, why does she always want him dead?

But when he thought that this was his only precious daughter, he suppressed his anger.

Prince: Can you say this casually?

Civil and military officials: ………As long as they look up at the sky, the ground, the pillars, the tables, chairs and benches, as long as they don't look at the emperor, they shouldn't be implicated, right?

System: [Host, your statement is very dangerous. Are you looking forward to the emperor's death? What good will death do to you? ]

Xie Chuyue: [My father, of course I don’t want him to die, so I didn’t kneel down to him. One less person kneeling down to him means I can live longer.]

Emperor: …………Thank you for listening to me.

The prince was already sweating for his unruly sister. This little girl was simply lacking in virtue. Not only could she not say these words, she couldn't even think about them. But she not only thought about them, but also let everyone know.

Civil and Military Officials: ... ... You are such a good person. If you have the guts, persuade the Emperor not to make them all kneel. This way, the Emperor won’t shorten his life.

"Your Majesty." The Minister of Rites, the younger brother of the Censor, stepped out and said, "Your Majesty, the Censor caught a cold last night, so I am here to ask for a day off."

Before Emperor Mingde could say anything, he heard Xie Chuyue's mocking voice.

[Caught a cold? ? ? It's so hot in the summer, how could I have caught a cold? It was obvious that I was greedy yesterday and wanted to eat honey, so I poked a wasp's nest and got stung by the wasps, and my head is now swollen beyond recognition. I'm still asking the doctor to treat me. I caught a cold, who are you kidding? ]

Civil and military officials: I see, that's how it is. You can buy honey instead of doing it yourself. But he deserves it. It's his fault for keeping an eye on them every day and impeaching them at every turn. He deserves to be stung by a wasp.

The corners of Emperor Mingde's mouth twitched.

The Minister of Rites also heard it, and was filled with shame and indignation. How could this little princess not understand the ways of the world? She saw everything but didn't say anything. Didn't she know?

After all, we all go to court together, and we'll see each other every day. Is it necessary to make it so awkward?

Emperor Mingde came back to his senses and nodded, saying, "I approve. Let Minister Zhang take a good rest and come to court when you recover from the cold."

The emperor also looked disgusted. He thought the pig had polluted his eyes when he came to see him.

The Minister of Rites finally put his heart at ease. He thought that everyone had heard why his brother did not come to court, and the emperor might not agree. Unexpectedly, the emperor agreed.

System: [Host, why don't I know about this? You have such an interesting melon, why don't you share it with me? ]

Xie Chuyue: [I run out every day, do you think I'm just playing? ]

Emperor: I know what you are doing, but I won’t tell you.

Civil and Military Officials: Aren’t you going out to have fun? Oh, that’s right, you’re not going out to have fun, you’re going out to bully others, huh, you little troublemaker!

System: This host seems to be more powerful than he imagined. Why does it feel like his system will soon be useless?

System: [Host, you don’t share such interesting things with me, so I won’t share my melons with you. ]

Xie Chuyue: [Stop, ** (System Master), didn’t I just say that? And I love to hear gossip about civil and military officials, so what interesting things are there about them? ]

The system thought about it and it seemed so. His host said it in his heart, so he must have said it to him.

Civil and Military Officials: Don’t come over here, don’t come over here, we don’t have any interesting stories, no gossip to tell you, ah ah ah, don’t come over here!

Emperor: I want to hear it too, please tell me quickly.

System: [The Left Censor Fang of the Metropolitan Censorate had a mare at his residence. She was very picky and would not mate with any stallion, but she fell in love with the stallion that Yong'an Marquis rode at his residence. So the Left Censor made an excuse that he wanted to see the good horse of Yong'an Marquis, and Yong'an Marquis readily agreed. So Fang took the stallion to breed with his own mare, and the breeding was successful.]

Xie Chuyue screamed like a groundhog in her heart.

[Ahhhhh! Hahahahahahahahaha, this is too funny. Do you think that if the Marquis of Yong'an knew that his good horse was taken away by the Left Censor-in-Chief to be mated with their mare, would he be furious? ]