The imperial concubine is nine and a half years old, and she is willing to overturn the table and re

Xie Yuantang looked at the tip of her shoe, her big black eyes fluttered, and she exclaimed in surprise: "Wow, my lady, you peed on your shoe!"

Concubine Yu: “…”

Her temples throbbed twice, and she snorted coldly, "Xie Yuantang, do you really not understand, or are you as stupid as Situ Yan?"

Xie Yuantang blinked: "My husband is not stupid, my father said it himself. Does the imperial concubine think that what my father said is wrong?"

"presumptuous!"

Concubine Yu slammed the table, and the smile on her face disappeared: "It seems that you have chosen to be my enemy."

Xie Yuantang: "No~"

Concubine Yu narrowed her eyes and looked at the little girl who was pretending to be stupid: "So you want to be my friend?"

Xie Yuantang pouted: "But I can't~"

Xie Yuantang kept repeating the same things over and over again, but did nothing.

Yu Qingqing, who was standing by, was anxious and said directly, "You are as stupid as a pig! The queen asked you to polish her shoes!"

"Oh~~~"

Xie Yuantang suddenly realized, clapped his hands and said: "So being friends means polishing shoes! Your Majesty, why didn't you tell me earlier! I thought you peed on your shoes!"

Concubine Yu's eyes twitched slightly, and she resisted the urge to have the girl kicked out. She snorted coldly and said, "Since you know, why don't you kneel down?"

"No problem!"

Xie Yuantang took out a pure white handkerchief from his arms, and ran over happily like a little husky puppy.

He ran to Concubine Yu and knelt on the ground with a plop.

However, because she knelt too quickly, she did not kneel steadily, her knees fell down, and her upper body lost balance and fell towards Concubine Yu!

"Oh my god~ I'm going to fall~"

Xie Yuantang exclaimed as his little hands quickly reached out to grab Concubine Yu.

I don’t know how this pair of chubby little paws grew, but they are so fast and sharp!

Before Concubine Yu could react, she felt like she was bitten several times by some small beast!

Followed by.

"Stab!"

After a crisp cracking sound, the gorgeous dress on Concubine Yu that took three months to make in the cloth workshop suddenly tore apart!

And the crack was from the chest to the belly button, so you can see where the little claws had just grabbed!

Yu Qingqing beside her was so shocked that her breathing stopped.

"Xie Yuantang! You..."

Concubine Yu was so angry that her hands were shaking. She raised her hand to hit her, but when she thought of Queen Jiang's fate, she endured it.

Xie Yuantang blinked in panic and said flatteringly, "Your Majesty, you won't be angry, will you? I didn't mean it..."

Concubine Yu took a deep breath, and then another deep breath, and said through gritted teeth: "I am not angry, it's just a piece of clothing."

Xie Yuantang chuckled and said, "Your Majesty is very generous! And actually this deep V shape is also very beautiful, it is the only one in the harem and it is leading the trend!"

Concubine Yu: "..." Deep V? It's a cardigan!

She raised her foot, the tip of her shoe almost touching Xie Yuantang's nose: "Shine my shoes!"

Xie Yuantang took a half step back, squinting his eyes and smiling obediently: "Okay, dear~"

She held Concubine Yu's ankle with one of her small hands and used the other hand to wipe the water stains on the tip of her shoe with a handkerchief.

Her small body and lowered head blocked everyone's view.

No one saw Xie Yuantang take out a small packet of rat-summoning powder from his portable laboratory with one hand and smear it on Concubine Yu's calves, ankles, and shoes without leaving a trace!

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As Xie Yuantang polished his shoes and applied medicine, his little face slowly lit up with joy.

Concubine Yu looked down at the silly smile on her face and couldn't help but frowned.

She had heard many rumors about Xie Yuantang from Yu Qingqing and her son Situ Ye, and thought that he would be a difficult thorn to deal with, but she didn't expect it to be just like this?

Could it be that he was influenced by Situ Yan and became stupid?

She raised her eyebrows and winked at Yu Qingqing.

Yu Qingqing immediately understood and said sarcastically, "Wipe it clean, there will be my shoes later!"

Xie Yuantang was not angry at all. His expression and tone were like a customer service robot in the end times: "Okay, dear, please wait a moment~"

She rubbed it for a long time, and even when Concubine Yu said it was ready, she rubbed it several times.

There’s no way, the medicine powder hasn’t been applied completely!

"It's my turn, Miss!"

Yu Qingqing couldn't wait to stretch out her foot.

She could finally avenge herself and take revenge for what happened in the hunting ground!

Yu Qingqing glared at Xie Yuantang fiercely, sneering in her heart: Xie Yuantang, just wait! I'm going to crush your face with my feet!

Xie Yuantang seemed to be completely unaware of her vicious gaze. She stood up, stretched, pounded her knees and said, "Ouch, they're numb from kneeling~"

Can Yu Qingqing give her time to rest?

Of course not!

She snorted coldly: "Hurry up!"

Xie Yuantang looked at her, sighed and said, "Okay, I'll go right away!"

As she spoke, she limped towards Yu Qingqing.

As he walked, he muttered, "No, no, my legs are so numb... I can't walk anymore, oh no, I'm going to fall!"

As he spoke, he tripped over his left foot and stumbled forward.

Yu Qingqing was originally watching the show, but when she saw that she was falling towards her, the smile on her face suddenly disappeared!

"Xie Yuantang, you dare... don't come over..."

Before he could finish his words, Xie Yuantang threw himself on her, knocking over the teapot and teacups beside him, all of which spilled onto Yu Qingqing!

"Clang, clang, clang!"

"Crack!"

After a chaos, Yu Qingqing was seen falling to the ground, her body covered with tea stains and a broken teacup!

As for Xie Yuantang?

Xie Yuantang also fell down, next to her, just avoiding all the tea and broken porcelain pieces!

Yu Qingqing looked at the dirt on her body and kicked Xie Yuantang angrily: "You stinky girl, did you do this on purpose? I'll beat you to death!"

Xie Yuantang sat up in panic and said in a panic: "I didn't... Wuwuwu, don't kick Tangtang..."

While crying, she subconsciously stretched out her little hand and hugged tightly the leg that Yu Qingqing kicked at her!

Yu Qingqing: “…” Suddenly sealed, the kick could neither be kicked out nor retracted!

"Let me go!"

Xie Yuantang blinked and sniffed aggrievedly: "Oh, okay~"

As he spoke, his little hand pulled, lifted, and then released it imperceptibly!

"Praise!"

All I heard was the sound of crotch tearing.

Yu Qingqing performed a split for everyone on the spot!

Or a big horizontal fork split on broken porcelain pieces!

"Ahhhh!"

Screams floated out from Wanyue Palace.

Yu Qingqing's face was pale and she was crying bitterly.

For a moment, I didn’t know whether to cry about my bleeding thigh or her crotchless pants!