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"Xie Zhaoqing? Why is it him again!"

There was a flash of impatience in Situ Qing's eyes. He hadn't noticed it before, but recently he was increasingly finding that his prime minister was really incompetent.

He looked at Situ Yan and asked, "What's going on? Can you explain it clearly?"

Situ Yan began to speak, omitting the beginning, the middle and the end, which was roughly:

"My wife said to her wife's wife's wife...my wife's wife said...my wife said...my wife and her wife's wife..."

Situ Qing's head swelled after hearing this, and he interrupted him with a gloomy face, waving his hand: "What are you talking about? Can't you speak properly?"

Situ Yan blinked obediently: "I'm talking nicely."

Situ Qing snorted coldly and turned to look at Sun Fengbi: "You say it!"

"what?"

Sun Fengbi looked up blankly: "I don't know!"

Situ Qing: "Aren't you friends?"

Sun Fengbi: "I...it was only today that I realized we are friends..."

Situ Qing, Qu Pei: "..."

Since Sun Fengbi couldn't tell, Situ Qing looked at his son unhappily and said, "Go on."

Situ Yan looked at his father, pursed his lips, his fair cheeks slightly frowned, and he snorted softly.

"I will not say anymore."

Situ Qing: “…”

"What did you say?"

Situ Qing opened his eyes wide. No one had ever dared to disobey him like this!

This son actually dared!

"Your Majesty, calm down. I think that Fifth Prince definitely does not mean that."

Seeing that the emperor was about to get angry, Qu Pei tried to mediate and turned to Situ Yan, winking at him: "Your Highness, the emperor is asking you a question, how can you not answer it?"

Situ Yan snorted, "You think I'm stupid! Don't think I can't hear it. My wife said that anyone who interrupts me is disrespecting me!"

"You don't respect me, and if I talk to you again, I'll be shoving my ass into your face!"

At this point, he glanced at Situ Qing's face with a hint of disdain, frowned and said, "I don't want to post it..."

Situ Qing: “…”

What do you mean? What do you dislike? You don't want to touch my face, do I really want to touch your butt?

It was rare for an emperor to be so angry that his lips were trembling.

He suddenly slapped the armrest of the dragon throne with his big hand and shouted angrily: "How dare you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Situ Yan knelt down immediately!

Sun Fengbi, who was still sitting there, saw him slide to his knees without hesitation, and his eyes almost popped out.

No, brother, could you tell me before you kneel down?

Where are the friends we promised each other?

Sun Fengbi wanted to cry but had no tears, but he slid down to his knees and fell to the ground without hesitation.

My dear Majesty, please be a wise ruler! If you want to kill or chop, go after your son. This matter has nothing to do with me!

If it doesn't work, I'd like to put my butt against your face! It's OK if you put your butt against me!

Fortunately, Situ Qing could not hear Sun Fengbi’s voice, otherwise he would have been executed immediately!

In the hall, one dragon was very angry, and the other little dragon was slightly angry.

The father and son looked at each other, and in the end Situ Qing was defeated.

There was no way. He felt that if he didn't admit defeat first, his fifth son would glare at him all day!

Rubbing his eyelids that were hurting from staring, Situ Qing sighed and said, "Okay, I take back what I just said. Speak again and I won't interrupt you anymore."

Situ Yan raised his peach blossom eyes, blinked twice, and nodded generously: "Okay then, I forgive you, Father."

Situ Qing: “…” I am a kind father, I can’t bear it!

Situ Yan spoke again, and the other three people barely managed to figure out the context of the matter from his constant use of "wife" and "wife's mother".

When Sun Fengbi heard that Xie Xueyao was sent down the mountain and handed over to the government, he suddenly realized, "I made this up! The gate of General Zhao's house is still blocked!"

Situ Qing's face turned black: "..." What the hell, what were you doing earlier! I couldn't help but listen to you and you made it up!

"Then we went down the mountain, and on the way we..."

When Situ Yan said this, he suddenly covered his mouth.

It was hard not to be curious about his appearance, so Situ Qing asked, "Hmm? What happened on the way?"

Situ Yan covered his mouth and shook his head fiercely: "I can't say it, father, please don't ask."

Situ Qing narrowed his eyes: "I command you to speak!"

Situ Yan still shook his head: "I'm stupid, I can't say for sure, father, please ask your uncle."

How could he not know something that Yan Guanqing knew?

Situ Qing looked at his son and felt jealous. He decided to go back and ask Yan Guanqing about it.

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While Situ Qing and Situ Yan were enjoying their "father-son happiness", in Wanyue Palace, Xie Yuantang was kneeling on the ground, polishing the shoes for Concubine Yu.

Yes, shoe shine!

If there were hot searches for the ancient harem, the hot searches here should be:

Surprise! Big Brother Tang becomes a shoe shiner!

My precious daughter has already knelt down, why don’t you come and die, Situ Yan!

Tangtang was bullied. Was it because Yan was incompetent, or was it because Yan was really incompetent?

Xie Yuantang wiped her hands carefully with a handkerchief, while Yu Qingqing beside her said arrogantly:

"Wipe it clean, I'll need your shoes later!"

Xie Yuantang lowered his eyes, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, but he responded obediently: "Yes."

Let me start from the beginning.

Half an hour ago, Xie Yuantang was called to Wanyue Palace, and saw Concubine Yu and Yu Qingqing there.

Concubine Yu is thirty years old this year, a little younger than Empress Jiang. She has fair skin and a plump figure. Sitting there, she has an air of grace, luxury and nobility.

At first, she didn't openly cause trouble, but as she chatted, the topic turned to the competition between Xie Yuantang and Yu Qingqing and the matter of letting Yu Long be their bodyguard.

Imperial Concubine Yu lazily leaned on the chaise longue, looking down at Xie Yuantang, and chuckled, "Yuantang, I know you are smart, and even the Queen can't do anything about you, so I will speak frankly and won't play those childish tricks with you."

Xie Yuantang tilted his head and said with a smile: "Okay, please go ahead, Your Majesty~"

Concubine Yu snorted and spoke calmly:

"I don't want to be the bad guy, but your actions in the hunting grounds have directly pushed me and the Yu family to the forefront. I really can't just ignore it."

"I asked you to come here today because I wanted to ask you, do you plan to be friends with me and the Yu family, or enemies?"

Xie Yuantang's big eyes are full of innocence, innocent and harmless.

"Tangtang doesn't quite understand. What does the Imperial Concubine mean? How can we be enemies? How can we be friends?"

Concubine Yu gently stroked her freshly done manicure with her fingers. Her tone was light, but for no reason, she made people feel a murderous aura.

"Being enemies is very simple. Wherever I and the Yu family are, there is no place for your Fifth Prince's Mansion, including the Xie family and the Yan family. As long as I want, it is very easy to crush one or two ants with my bare hands."

"As for being friends..."

She glanced at Xie Yuantang indifferently, and suddenly swept her fingers lightly, sweeping the teacup onto the tip of her shoe.

"Oh, my shoes are dirty!"