The imperial concubine is nine and a half years old, and she is willing to overturn the table and re

No matter what the old Taoist threw into Zero's eye sockets, Zero was fine except for getting a little dirty.

The mouth opens and closes constantly, making a "click, click, click" sound.

Everyone: "..."

I don’t understand what it means, but for some reason I feel like it sounds pretty dirty!

Concubine Li was so sleepy that she yawned: "Anpin, is this master you found any good? If not, don't waste the time of the emperor and me."

Concubine An, who had been acting as an invisible person and standing behind her daughter Situ Ya, came out slowly when she heard Concubine Li calling her name. She looked at Concubine Li cautiously with her slightly old face and said with fear and trepidation:

"Sister, the master was invited by the Prime Minister at a high price. How could he be wrong?"

After a pause, she continued, "I listened to you and invited the master. I also listened to you and asked you to bring the master from Huajue Temple to Suxin Palace. If you still feel it is not appropriate, then let the master you invited do it. I will listen to you."

Concubine Li got angry when she heard this. She has always been a scheming person, but her scheming is written all over her face!

Otherwise, he wouldn't have raised a daughter as outstanding as Situ Feng!

Concubine Li said angrily, "What do you mean by that? So I was wrong to think about the safety of the harem? What do you mean you have to listen to me? It's as if I'm forcing you to do that."

Situ Xu smiled coldly. Not only that, the first sentence she said was that the Taoist priest was invited by Xie Zhaoqing, and she directly put the blame on Xie Zhaoqing. This Concubine An is really capable!

However, no matter how capable he is, he is not as favored as his mother, so there is no need for him to protect her.

Situ Qing only glanced at Concubine An, then at Concubine Li, and frowned impatiently: "Alright, stop talking."

Then he turned to look at the old Taoist priest: "I'll give you another quarter of an hour, if you can't do it, get out!"

"This, this, this..."

The old Taoist priest was so anxious that he broke into a sweat, muttering to himself: This doesn't make sense! He just did it according to what was taught in the book!

He wiped the sweat off his forehead, and suddenly an idea flashed through his mind: "Got it! This evildoer is too powerful. Talismans and incense ash are not enough. We need to burn it with a raging fire!"

Zero was shocked: "Kacha!" Fuck you, you idiot!

What are you burning? It will disfigure you!

Lingbao is so beautiful, Lingbao, please don’t become ugly!

Zero moved even more violently in a hurry.

Seeing this, the old Taoist priest said excitedly: "Did you see it? It's afraid of fire!"

"This……"

Li Fei was slightly stunned. Before, they all thought that Zero was just an ugly doll with organic expansion, but when they saw that it was moving violently at this moment, they began to doubt.

Zero looked at Xie Yuantang pitifully: "Ka Ka~" Tangbao, help me! I am your favorite Zero!

The old Taoist priest's eyes turned red with anxiety as he watched him take the torch and was about to burn number zero.

Sudden.

A brick flew over!

"bump!"

Smashed his torch with precision!

Xie Yuantang clapped her hands and gave Situ Ya a thumbs up: "Husband, you delivered the bricks in a timely and professional manner!"

Situ Yan smiled proudly: "Of course, I knew to bring a brick with me when I go out. My lady, you will need it sooner or later!"

He has now formed a habit that even if he goes out without bringing anything with him, when he arrives at a place he will first look around to see if there are any sticks, bricks or the like nearby, in case of emergency!

Xie Yuantang threw down the torch, walked over in two or three steps, took back No. 0 from the Taoist priest, and at the same time raised his calf and kicked the old Taoist priest!

"You dare to burn my baby? I think you are anxious to see your ancestor!"

Zero: “Ka-ka~” Oh-oh-oh~ Tangbao, Lingbao is so scared~

The old Taoist priest said anxiously: "It is really evil, you just promised to let me exorcise it!"

Xie Yuantang rolled his eyes: "I asked you to exorcise the evil spirit, not burn it!"

Situ Yan added considerately, like a professional customer service representative: "There are some things in the contract that cannot be damaged, otherwise you will be compensated a hundredfold!"

Situ Feng nodded immediately: "I know this one, I also had this one when I borrowed Zero to play."

Situ Xu: “…” Stop mentioning this. I’ll be furious every time you mention my brother!

Situ Yan smiled innocently, counting on his fingers: "One hundred times ten thousand taels is... I don't know how to calculate, Master, you can calculate it yourself, do you have money?"

Old Taoist priest: "..."

Seeing the old Taoist priest's confused look, Situ Feng sighed, shook his head and said to Situ Ran and the others:

"Second brother, third brother Xu'er, do you think this master is stupid? He actually dared to touch Xie Yuantang's child. Doesn't he know that a mother should be strong?"

Three people: “…” Is this how “A mother must be strong” is used?

Concubine Li: “…” Aren’t you afraid of pissing your mother off to death?

Situ Qing's face darkened, and he turned back and glared at her: "You will also go to the make-up class tomorrow!"

What I learned is a mess!

Situ Feng blinked: "Father, I will go anyway. Wherever Xie Yuantang is, I will be there!"

Situ Xu: “…” Really, come and strike me to death with lightning!

The old Taoist priest still wanted to argue: "But I... No, I have to burn it to get rid of this evil thing!"

"Scorch your hair!"

Xie Yuantang snorted, and put Zero into his arms with his little hands: "This baby has been with me since I was a child. He is closer to me than my father. You might as well burn my father instead of burning it!"

Xie Zhaoqing: “…”

Xie Yuantang ignored the old Taoist priest and looked directly at Situ Qing: "Father, Tangtang has never had a father or a mother to love her since she was a child. Fortunately, Xiaoling is with me. Tangtang and Xiaoling have been sworn brothers for a long time. I am here as long as he is here. If he dies, I will die too!"

Upon hearing this, Situ Yan immediately nodded without thinking: "Me too, me too, Father, Yan'er has never had a father to love him since he was a child..."

"Shut up!"

Situ Qing shouted at him with a dark face. Situ Yan shut his mouth in anger. After a pause, he boldly said, "If it dies, my wife will die. If my wife dies, Yan'er will die too! Father, you watch me burn it!"

Situ Qing was so angry that his hands were shaking: "Ran'er, keep an eye on him and shut his mouth!"

If he continued to listen, he was afraid that he would sacrifice his own relatives for the sake of justice!

Situ Ran sighed slightly. Look, the prince is not here again, and he, the second in command, has to do the work again!

By the way, why did he come to watch the fun today!

Situ Ran sighed and resigned himself to walking forward, patting Situ Yan on the shoulder: "Fifth brother, don't make trouble. Your wife's fighting power is strong enough alone!"

Situ Ya, who had been silent the whole time, hesitated and said at this moment: "Father, I have something to say, but I don't know whether I should say it or not."

Situ Qing raised his eyebrows and looked over. Xie Yuantang smiled wryly and said, "If Second Princess thinks it's inappropriate to say it, then don't say it."

Situ Ya: “…”

She pretended not to hear and bowed to Situ Qing, saying, "I naturally believe in Fifth Brother's wife, but since the master said it is an evil thing, for the sake of safety, I think it is best to get rid of it."

Concubine An also spoke up: "Ya'er is right. Otherwise, leaving this thing around would be harmful to people."

Concubine Li's eyes moved. They all gave advice, so why not give one too?

"Emperor... um!"

As soon as Concubine Li opened her mouth, she was grabbed by Situ Feng and Situ Xu from the left and right.

Situ Feng: "Don't mess with me, mother. My daughter and Xie Yuantang are not that close, so I can't save you!"

Situ Xu: "Mother, please calm down for a while. Don't you see that Xie Yuantang is already furious and is about to lose his temper!"