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Everyone looked at the paper curiously. There was something crookedly written in charcoal on it:

"Name, ancestral home, nine clans... I voluntarily sign this contract. If I violate the terms of the contract, I will compensate Xie Yuantang 10,000 taels. If I do not compensate, Xie Yuantang has the right to confiscate my property and take my life to pay off the debt..."

There is also a line of small words below: "The specific interpretation rights of the above contract contents belong to Xie Yuantang."

Situ Qing: “…” When did you write this horrible thing in advance?

So you carry this thing in your bag every day, just waiting to cheat people out of money when betting with them!

Only Situ Feng waved his hand nonchalantly: "Look at how ignorant you are! Xie Yuantang has a lot of these things, I have already signed a lot!"

Situ Xu: “…”

a bolt from the blue!

He looked at Situ Feng in shock: "When did you sign it?"

Isn't it just a monthly subscription from Xie Yuantang? There's no need to sign this thing, right?

Situ Feng scratched his head: "There are too many to remember, such as asking her to buy me some snacks, borrowing her No. 0 to touch, and chatting with Brother Wu..."

At that time, they were not familiar with each other, and Xie Yuantang was worried that she would take the opportunity to plot against her or frame Situ Yan, so he asked her to sign the contract.

Situ Feng smiled and said, "At first we wanted to sign it, but then we both found it troublesome and I gave her too much money, so she just let me sign a permanent contract for the sake of our acquaintance."

"Boom!"

Situ Xu cracked!

"…What, what permanent contract?"

Situ Feng said casually, "She's just afraid that I'll stab her in the back, so the content of our contract is that if something goes wrong when Fifth Brother and I play, I'll take full responsibility. On the other hand, if I get poisoned by eating her food, then she won't be responsible."

Situ Xu: “…” No, don’t you think there is something wrong with the content of this contract?

He looked at Concubine Li in shock: "Mother, you don't know this too, do you?"

"what do you know?"

Li Fei was admiring her manicure. When she heard this, she was slow to react and said, "Oh, what contract are you talking about? It seems that Feng Er showed it to me, but I didn't read it because there were too many words. What's wrong? Is there a problem?"

"It's just a formality anyway, why are you so worried? How dare a little yellow-haired girl like her to lay a hand on Feng'er?"

Situ Xu: “…” Tired, let’s kill him with thunder!

He asked why Xie Yuantang had been so much nicer to him recently. It turned out that she had already found his weakness!

It’s over. Will he end up working for Xie Yuantang in the future?

Situ Xu was speechless, and turned to look at Situ Ran and Situ Mo for help: "Second brother, third brother, save me!"

Situ Ran held back his laughter, spread his hands and said, "I can't help you. Think of it in a positive way. It's better for you to know now than to find out later after you have done something to her and my fifth brother."

Situ Mo's eyes flickered slightly, and he was just looking at the excitement and said, "I wonder if this signed contract can be bought back with money."

“You can buy it, dear~”

Situ Yan had sharp ears, and he immediately laughed out loud when he heard this: "Dear, please read the contract carefully. If you breach the contract, you only need to pay ten times the penalty~"

After a pause, he blinked and looked at Situ Xu thoughtfully: "But why are you so anxious, Lao Liu? Do you really want to hurt me?"

Situ Xu: "...No, no."

Situ Qing listened to their conversation and felt relieved: It seems that Lao Wu can finally play together with his brothers, that’s great!

"Hey!"

Xie Yuantang pointed at Situ Feng, patted the contract, and asked the old Taoist priest: "Did you see it? The princess has signed it, will you sign it?"

The old Taoist priest made up his mind. He had slandered the prince before, and if he didn't show his real ability to exorcise this evil today, he might not be able to leave the palace.

Since even the princess has signed, it would be fine if he signs too!

As for that evil creature, he could make it disappear with just a few moves!

Thinking of this, the old Taoist gritted his teeth and signed his name on the contract.

As soon as he signed, Xie Yuantang immediately threw the number zero into his hand generously: "Drive it, I will watch you drive it with my own eyes."

The old Taoist took Zero with trembling hands, and just as he looked at the two holes on the zombie's face, he saw Zero move.

Zero: “Ka-ka~”

I, Xiao Ling, can also help my master make money!

Oh my goodness~ I have to show off this when I get home!

Sure enough, Lingbao is the coolest corpse!

The old Taoist swallowed his saliva, pointed at Zero and said to everyone: "Your Majesty, everyone, did you see it? It moved! It really is an evil creature!"

Everyone: We knew it would move!

The clever Situ Feng explained: "It's just a doll with some mechanical expansion added inside. You Taoist priest are really making a fuss!"

Concubine Li waved her hands impatiently: "Are you going to drive me away or not? I am tired of standing here!"

Old Taoist priest: "..." Oh my! The royal family members are really courageous!

He took a deep breath and didn't dare to say any more nonsense. He raised his hand and scooped up a handful of coarse salt from the table and sprinkled it directly on Zero's face!

Coarse salt particles flowed into Zero's eye and mouth holes, shocking Zero so much that he moved immediately.

"Ka-ka!" You old man! What the hell are you throwing?

When the old Taoist saw it moving, he said excitedly: "It's anxious, it's anxious!"

As he spoke, he sprinkled incense ash in.

Zero: "Ka-ka-ka!" Ahhh, I'm dirty! Quick, clean me up! Otherwise, how can I sleep with you?

Xie Yuantang and Situ Yan were watching from the side. Situ Yan squatted beside her nervously, lowered his voice to the lowest level, and asked in her ear: "Madam, will Zero really be okay?"

Xie Yuantang blinked her big eyes, turned her head and stared at him suspiciously: "Husband, you are weird today~ Why are you either worried about me being driven away or worried about Zero being driven away?"

If she didn't know that he was a naive person, she would have really thought that he was hiding something from her!

Situ Yan's peach blossom eyes flashed guiltily: "I'm just afraid that the old Taoist priest will deliberately bully you."

Xie Yuantang waved her hand and said, "Don't worry, he is just a fake Taoist priest with no Taoist skills. There is no need to be afraid."

Situ Yan paused slightly, and a thought flashed through his mind: There is no need to be afraid of fake Taoist priests, but if a real Taoist priest with high Taoism skills comes, then there is need to be afraid?

No, no, he had to think of a way. He couldn't let the Taoist priests into the palace anymore!

If he really drives his wife away, where will he find her?

Or... destroy it?

Xie Yuantang didn't know that Situ Yan had already started thinking about how to destroy Taoism. She yawned out of boredom and watched the old Taoist priest take out salt and incense ash, and then took out sulfur wine!

"puff!"

A mouthful of wine sprayed on Zero's head, and Xie Yuantang sneered in disdain.

It's so dirty that she won't let No. 0 sleep with her for a while. She'll ask No. 1 and the others to wash it thoroughly and then put it in the sterile room for disinfection!

Sad and desperate Zero: "Ka-ka-ka-ka!"

Finished!

Lingbao is really dirty!

I can't sleep with you anymore, woo woo woo~

You old man, if this thing of yours worked, we zombies would have been extinct in the apocalypse long ago!

Ahhh Tangtang, give your body to me quickly, Lingbao is going to tear this cunt apart!