The imperial concubine is nine and a half years old, and she is willing to overturn the table and re

Xie Yuantang was about to stop him, but Situ Qing's big palm had already slapped him hard!

A complete rotten egg was shattered into pieces under the dragon palm of our emperor!

In an instant, the unique smell of rotten eggs quickly spread!

Situ Qing was so irritated that he wished he could turn his back on her immediately!

Xie Yuantang muttered softly: "I told you not to take pictures...that's a stinky egg..."

This time, Situ Qing was so angry that not only his temples were throbbing, but also the veins on his forehead and the corners of his mouth were twitching!

"Xie Yuantang!!!"

The roar echoed throughout the hall.

Big Brother Tang has always been able to bend and stretch. When he was yelled at by this voice, he knelt on the ground without hesitation: "Father, Tangtang knows he was wrong."

Situ Qing pointed his finger at her, but just as he stretched out his hand, the stench from his palm made his eyes go dark again.

At this time, the filial fifth son poked his head out and asked, "Father, why do I smell shit? Who has diarrhea?"

Situ Qing: “…”

"Someone! Come quickly!"

Situ Qing had been a traitor for decades, and even when he was angry, he was restrained. This was the first time he yelled without any image: "I want to take a bath!"

After saying that, Situ Qing stood up and left. When he was about to reach the door, Xie Yuantang kindly reminded him: "Father, don't go through the front door, it smells!"

Situ Qing: “…”

He snorted again and turned to walk out the back door.

Before leaving, he glared at Xie Yuantang and Situ Yan: "You two, get out! Kneel down! Kneel until I come back!"

Xie Yuantang walked out with his head hung, sighing, and knelt on the ground with Situ Yan.

Situ Yan did not forget to whisper: "My wife, you are really being modest. You are much more capable of irritating Father than I am!"

Xie Yuantang rolled his eyes at him: "It was purely an accident."

As he spoke, Xie Yuantang fiddled with something slightly.

Situ Yan watched her take out four white things from her sleeve.

"Madam, what is this? How can you hide so many things in your sleeves?"

"Never mind, just put it under your knees."

As Xie Yuantang spoke, he placed the sponge under his knees.

Situ Yan did as he was told, but asked with a guilty conscience: "My wife, although it doesn't hurt to put this pad on your knee, but...what if my father gets angry?"

"I'm not blind, and you're not deaf. Can't you just put the things away when you see him coming?"

Xie Yuantang said confidently: "Besides, Father just said to punish us by kneeling, but he didn't say to punish us by kneeling on the ground."

Situ Yan suddenly realized: "Yes! Madam, you are so smart!"

Young eunuch: "..." Should I pretend to be blind and deaf, or should I remind them? Ahhh, I must change my post when I go back today!

Xie Yuantang and Situ Yan knelt for nearly half an hour before Situ Qing, who had bathed several times, slowly walked out.

He felt quite relieved as he looked at the two people kneeling obediently on the ground.

Although a little naughty and "filial", he is still obedient.

"Forget it, you guys get up." You're so young, don't hurt your knees by kneeling.

Situ Qing waved his hand, and Xie Yuantang and Situ Yan immediately stood up to express their gratitude.

Situ Qing said earnestly, "It's not that I have to punish you, but you two are really outrageous. Yuan Tang, do you think you can learn well if you bring those things to school?"

Xie Yuantang bowed his head obediently: "Father taught me that Tangtang knows he is wrong."

Situ Qing sighed and said, "I heard that you two will have a small test in the afternoon. I want to know how you two have learned after so many hours in school."

Xie Yuantang and Situ Yan looked up at the same time.

Quiz?

Is there such a thing?

-

There was a small test in the school that afternoon.

When Xie Yuantang looked at the flowery paper, he felt a headache.

She was not illiterate, but these poems and ancient Chinese prose were really difficult for her, especially the poems written by which top scholar in which year. It would be strange if she knew them!

The ones that Xie Yuantang couldn't understand, the ones that he understood but couldn't understand, and the ones that he understood and could understand but were too long to write, were all left blank.

I only answered the last big question, which was about how to win with less.

Xie Yuantang replied: He who knows the current affairs is a hero. He will directly join the side with the majority and defeat the minority with the majority!

The quiz and marking take a total of two hours.

Two hours later, Xie Yuantang stood in front of Situ Qing again.

On her left is Situ Yan and on her right is Sun Fengbi.

Following behind were two familiar faces - Situ Xu and Situ Feng.

Situ Qing's face looked even darker than in the morning.

Xie Yuantang turned his head slightly to look at Situ Feng and asked in a low voice: "What are you doing here?"

Situ Feng winked at her: "Is there any need to ask? Of course I'm here to laugh at you!"

Xie Yuantang glared at her unhappily.

The next moment, Situ Qing was heard angrily saying, "Xie Yuantang! The last one?"

Xie Yuantang was startled and stood up quickly.

Situ Qing looked at Xie Yuantang and Situ Yan, and his voice became angry: "Great, great! One of you is last, and the other is second to last!"

"So you two went to the academy to cover for everyone?"

Xie Yuantang lowered his head, stuck out his tongue quietly, and remained silent.

Situ Yan blinked and said, "Father, my wife is only nine years old, and I have only been in school for a short time. It is normal for us to answer poorly. If you want to scold someone, just scold Sun Fengbi."

Sun Fengbi: “…” What about the friends we agreed to be?

Situ Qing snorted coldly, staring at Sun Fengbi with gloomy eyes: "Third from the bottom?"

Sun Fengbi: “…Yes.”

"Great! The three of you have different papers in your own way!"

Situ Qing patted Xie Yuantang's paper and said, "I won't say anything about you being the last one. I can understand you because you are young. What is the point of this answer?"

"How can you defeat the enemy with a small force? You just rebelled? Xie Yuantang, you are really smart!"

"Pfft~"

Situ Feng couldn't help laughing and quickly covered her mouth.

Situ Xu lowered his head, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.

I have to say, if you play intrigue too much, you will love to see others make a fool of themselves.

Xie Yuantang pouted and whispered, "Father, just tell me, is this the simplest way?"

Situ Qing: “…” Damn, it’s true!

"That's not possible!"

Situ Qing was so angry that he threw her paper on the ground and picked up Situ Yan's paper: "Yan'er, tell me what you answered?"

Situ Yan blinked her peach blossom eyes, looking innocent and pure: "Yan'er wrote to surrender directly, so that we are all family and there is no need to decide who wins or loses. My wife said that this is called a win-win situation!"

"Cough cough..."

Situ Feng was coughing because he was trying to hold back his laughter, Situ Xu's mouth was twitching, and Qu Pei was also lowering his head to hold back his laughter.

Situ Qing's eyes went dark: "Great, really good son, good daughter-in-law, one surrendered, the other rebelled, luckily I don't need you to go to the battlefield!"

Sun Fengbi spoke weakly at the side: "Your Majesty, I think... compared to the two of them, I just led everyone to escape, which is already much better."

"You run away without a fight, and you still have the nerve to say that!"

Situ Qing was so angry that he slammed the table and said, "You three, copy Sun Tzu's Art of War a hundred times for me!"

Situ Xu suggested with a smile: "Father, I think they should copy the chapter on loyalty to the emperor and patriotism."

These three clearly have problems with their ideological awareness!