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"Making dolls?"

Situ Qing was stunned: "What doll?"

Xie Yuantang blinked her innocent and lovely big eyes and gestured with her little hands: "It's just a toy doll~ Very cute, Tangtang loves making dolls and can even dress them up!"

It turns out to be the little girl’s favorite toy!

After Situ Qing realized what was happening, he couldn't help but laugh again.

No matter how clever the little girl is, she is still a nine-year-old girl after all. She only likes children's toys. How childish!

At that time, our emperor could never have imagined that the dolls Xie Yuantang mentioned would actually be zombies, and thousands of them!

Xie Yuantang tilted his head: "Father, you asked me and my husband to come here just to ask if we had a good sleep last night?"

Situ Qing snorted and laughed: "I called you here because I want to ask you something. How did you make the prince sober yesterday, and make him go crazy when he got close to Yuan Jia?"

Xie Yuantang's eyelashes quickly opened and closed twice: "Use Wenyu, Father, you forgot, didn't I tell you yesterday?"

"Humph, stop lying!"

Situ Qing snorted coldly, "I've asked Imperial Physician Zhang to look at the jade tablet of Old Six. It doesn't have anything special about it. How can it make people sober?"

Xie Yuantang thought to herself, there was certainly nothing special about it, as she had already taken out all the medicine before handing it over to Imperial Physician Zhang.

But of course, this cannot be said.

Xie Yuantang smiled with her dimples: "Father, how can a nine-year-old Tangtang explain something that even Imperial Physician Zhang doesn't know? Anyway, it was that piece of warm jade that saved my husband and my brother, the Crown Prince~"

Xie Yuantang changed the subject and continued, "Besides, how does Imperial Doctor Zhang know that it's useless? Is he crazy too?"

Situ Qing: "...That's not the case."

"Then it's over!"

Xie Yuantang spread his hands and said, "Then Kuai Wen Yu is only useful for people who are crazy. Otherwise, why don't you ask Imperial Doctor Zhang to let him go crazy and give it a try?"

Situ Qing's face darkened: "You make it sound simple, but what if the person goes crazy and the jade is useless? What should we do?"

Xie Yuantang shook his head innocently: "How would Tangtang know? It wasn't me who ordered him to go crazy. It was you, the emperor, who ordered him to go crazy."

Situ Qing: “…”

He pointed at Xie Yuantang with a trembling finger, then at the person outside the door.

Xie Yuantang rolled his eyes and stood at attention: "Father, do you want me to stand as a punishment? Got it! I'll go right away!"

After saying that, he turned around and ran away.

Situ Qing was so angry that he gritted his teeth and shouted, "Get back here!"

Xie Yuantang was almost at the door when he suddenly braked, still bending over to maintain the sprinting posture.

Situ Qing snorted coldly: "Wait until I finish asking questions, then you can get out and stand in the corner as punishment!"

"Oh."

Xie Yuantang pouted, raised her little hand and waved at Situ Yan: "Husband, wait for me, I will come to find you to be the door god together later!"

Situ Yan wrinkled his nose and whispered, "Father is very fierce today, my lady, please don't provoke him."

Xie Yuantang: "No, no, no, my husband, you think too highly of me. I am far inferior to you in this respect."

After saying that, Xie Yuantang turned around and ran back.

Situ Yan looked at her small back and whispered to the eunuch beside him: "Madam, are you being modest? How is she inferior to me?"

The young eunuch looked at his nose and his heart, not daring to turn his head to look at him. He only moved his mouth slightly and whispered, "Fifth Prince, stop talking. If you keep talking, you will be punished for more than just standing."

Situ Yan took a big step towards him and leaned closer: "Ah? Speak louder, I can't hear you."

Young eunuch: "..." Don't come over, please! I'll change shifts after get off work today! My emperor, please spare my life!

Sitting on the dragon throne, Situ Qing looked at his son who was chatting enthusiastically with the young eunuch outside the door, and he was so angry that his temples were throbbing with pain!

Just as he was about to get angry, he saw Xie Yuantang running over like a lackey: "Father, do you have any other instructions?"

Situ Qing knocked on the table and said coldly, "Have you finished your confession? Let's not talk about Wen Yu for now. What did you do to Yuan Jia? Imperial Doctor Zhang said there was no poison in her body."

Xie Yuantang was well prepared. When asked about this, he calmly said, "I didn't do anything. I just sprinkled some chicken blood powder on her sleeve."

"Chicken blood... powder?" Situ Qing frowned. What is this?

"It's raw chicken blood, dried and ground into powder. It was originally prepared for my husband."

Xie Yuantang explained seriously, "My husband said that he was particularly sensitive to the smell of blood when he lost control, so I thought that next time he got sick, I would use chicken blood powder to lure him into the house. I didn't expect that I hadn't had time to use it on my husband, but I used it on the prince first."

In fact, that was not chicken blood powder, it was clearly her exclusive secret zombie attractant!

If he can even attract out-of-control zombies, then a mere mad Situ Lang should be no problem for him.

Situ Qing frowned: "Where do you get so many strange things?"

Xie Yuantang tilted his head: "Weird? No, it's just chicken blood. Every family has it, right? Father, don't you have it in your family?"

Situ Qing: “…”

He looked Xie Yuantang up and down, and his eyes finally fell on the small floral shoulder bag around her waist.

Thanks to his loud-mouthed daughter Situ Fengfu, he had also heard of Xie Yuantang's magical little shoulder bag.

"Let me see your bag."

Situ Qing spoke.

Xie Yuantang's face changed, and he immediately held the small bag tightly and shook his head fiercely: "No, no, father, this is a girl's thing, why are you looking at it?"

Situ Qing's eyes darkened: "This is an imperial decree! Hand it over to me."

He wanted to see what this little girl was doing all day.

Xie Yuantang pouted in dissatisfaction, and reluctantly put the small bag on the table, and did not forget to say in advance: "Let me make it clear first, Father, you can think it's okay, but no matter what you see, you can't punish me."

"Humph."

Situ Qing slapped her hand away: "That depends on what you have installed."

As he spoke, his hand shook and Xie Yuantang's small bag turned upside down.

"Crash!"

Suddenly, a large pile of things fell on the table covered with memorials.

Situ Qing narrowed his eyes and picked up the most obvious one first: "Onion? Xie Yuantang, you brought onions to school?"

Xie Yuantang: "... Sometimes I feel hungry, so I bring an onion to fill my stomach~"

Situ Qing looked at her with a half-smile: "Deceiving the emperor is a capital crime."

Xie Yuantang: “…” This is not fun anymore!

Situ Qing picked up the second one: "Slingshot?"

Xie Yuantang touched his nose.

Situ Qing picked up the third one: "Toothpick? Don't tell me you want to pick your teeth after eating onions."

Xie Yuantang lowered his head.

Situ Qing continued to look at them one by one, and his head hurt more and more:

"A bag of chicken blood?"

"Tomato juice?"

"egg?"

Situ Qing was so angry that he slammed the egg on the table: "Xie Yuantang, are you going to the school or the cafeteria?"

Before he finished speaking, Xie Yuantang hurriedly said, "Father, don't take pictures, don't take pictures..."