Daqin: White porridge and pickled mustard tuber, I became the national teacher

"Mmmm!!! You...you dare!!"

Zhao Gao struggled desperately!

Lao Ba quickly spoke out to stop it!

"Hey, hey, hey, don't, don't, don't! The person in the sack is Lord Zhao Gao."

"No one can be killed without your majesty's order."

"Hold the knife in your hand more steadily."

what?

Lord Zhao Gao?

Black Ice Guard was dumbfounded, "Why is Lord Zhao in the sack?"

"Is this some new and exciting thing?"

"No."

Lao Ba said, "Lord Zhao was bitten by a snake and rushed to Your Majesty with his bare bottom, but Your Majesty kicked him into the bushes."

"Your Majesty was afraid that Lord Zhao would offend the Master, so he ordered us to put him in a sack and send him to the doctor for treatment."

what?

Bitten by a snake?

And you're throwing yourself in front of His Majesty with your naked butt?

Was he kicked away by His Majesty?

"Should!"

A Black Ice Guard asked, "Who is your Majesty? Can anyone attack him?"

"You're still jumping around with your bare bottom? Who gave you the courage to do that?"

"Why don't I kick you to death!"

The image of Ying Zheng in the hearts of the Black Ice Guards is extremely tall and respected!

They would strangle to death anyone who dared to defame or blaspheme him!

A Black Ice Guard suddenly smiled and said to Lao Ba.

"Ouch! Lao Ba, you must be tired after carrying it for so long. Come on, let me do it!"

"I'll carry Master Zhao!"

As he said that, he grabbed Zhao Gao's head and pushed Lao Ba away!

"Go, go, go, go and rest aside! I'll carry it!"

He had just taken two steps when he sprained his foot.

"Ouch!"

The hand loosened.

"Boom!"

The head hit the ground.

“Ah! Ah…”

Zhao Gao screamed and fainted.

"Ouch? Lord Zhao? Lord Zhao?!"

The Black Ice Guard kicked Zhao Gao's body, "Hey? Wake up! Lord Zhao?"

The sack was motionless.

"Hey, hey, hey, this is none of my business. I didn't mean it."

"I just sprained my ankle accidentally. Please be my witness."

Lao Ba and the Black Ice Guards nodded, "Yeah, yeah, don't worry."

"You definitely didn't mean it! We'll vouch for you!"

"It was just an accident!"

"Yeah! That's right!!"

Zhao Gao was placed horizontally in the sack on the horse's back.

Lao Ba rode a fast horse and galloped towards Xianyang!

On the way, Zhao Gao was awakened by the shaking. After vomiting a few times, he was knocked unconscious again.

By the time they arrived in Xianyang, Zhao Gao had already lay there like a puddle of mud, motionless.

"Shut up!"

After Lao Ba got off the horse, he grabbed Zhao Gao off the horse.

He carried Zhao Gao to the palace and went straight to the Imperial Hospital.

Too hospital.

Xia Wuqi was squatting in the backyard, studying the latest scented tea.

Suddenly hearing some noisy noise in front of him, he walked over puzzledly and lifted the curtain.

"Huh? What's going on?"

"Head of the courtyard."

A medical officer stepped forward and said, "Captain, the guards around His Majesty brought a sack."

"It is said that Lord Zhao was bitten by a snake."

what?

Bitten by a snake?

Xia Wuqie walked forward quickly.

The people standing nearby made way, revealing the scene inside.

I saw a disfigured person lying unconscious on the ground in the sack.

A man who looked like a guard was pulling the man out of the sack.

"This is... Lord Zhao Gao?"

How did it become like this?

Lao Ba turned to look at Xia Wuqie, "Are you the head of the Imperial Hospital?"

"This Lord Zhao was accidentally bitten by a snake. Please find someone to take a look at him."

"it is good."

Xia Wuqie asked, "Did you see clearly what kind of snake bit people?"

"No."

Lao Ba shook his head, "I didn't see the snake bite him, I just heard the noise and ran over, and heard him say it himself."

"Ahem... Of course, I also saw the teeth marks on his body."

"It's obvious that he was bitten by a snake, there's no doubt about it, but I don't know if the snake was poisonous or not."

Xia Wuqi nodded, and then gave instructions to a doctor beside him.

"Go and show him."

Xia Wuqie is the head of the Imperial Medical Bureau and also the best doctor.

Logically speaking, it would be best for him to see it.

However, Zhao Gao's status was not worthy of it.

Moreover, Xia Wuqi didn't want to see Zhao Gao in person.

Although he has learned medical skills and can cure diseases and save lives, his sense of morality is not high.

He won't treat every patient.

Zhao Gao happened to be the one he didn't want to treat.

Arranging a medical officer to see and treat him is already a favor to Your Majesty.

The medical officer named by Xia Wuqi stepped forward and pulled up Zhao Gao's eyelids to take a look.

After discovering that he was just unconscious, he pulled Zhao Gao's arm out of the sack.

Put your fingers on his wrist.

While asking, "Where was Lord Zhao bitten?"

Lao Ba said, "Lower body."

what?

Lower...lower body?

Everyone was stunned.

They all looked at Zhao Gao's lower body in the sack.

However, the sack only reached Zhao Gao's chest, and no one could see his lower body.

However, they could faintly smell a foul odor in the air.

"Please help this guard and release Lord Zhao from the sack."

"no problem."

Lao Ba responded, and then reminded, "You'd better be mentally prepared."

what?

Mentally prepared?

Isn't it just a snake bite on the lower body?

What other mental preparations do you need to make?

They weren't the ones who got bitten.

Under everyone's puzzled gaze, Lao Ba grabbed one corner of the sack and pulled it hard.

So Zhao Gao was completely released from the sack.

The next moment, the crowd watching took several steps back!

Hey!

Everyone raised their sleeves to cover their mouths and noses!

Zhao Gao's legs, feet, and even the robe around his waist were all yellow and green.

It looked extremely disgusting.

It also emits a strong stench!

It's just like something fished out of a toilet, stinking like shit.

And somewhere in his...

Redness and swelling.

It looks as big as a fist.

As everyone was amazed, they couldn't help but glance over to take a look.

Wow, will it grow so big after being bitten by a snake?

The medical officer tried hard to block out the stench and carefully examined the wounds on Zhao Gao's body.

He took the patient's pulse again.

Just as he was about to say something, Zhao Gao slowly opened his eyes.

"I...where am I?"

His voice was hoarse.

His eyes looked a little confused.

The doctor said, "This is the Imperial Hospital, Mr. Zhao, you have been bitten by a snake."

what?

Imperial Medical Service?

Did he return to Xianyang?

Suddenly, Zhao Gao’s eyes widened and he grabbed the medical officer beside him!

"Doctor...Doctor! Save me! Save me!"

"I was bitten by a snake! The snake bit me there! Please save me!"

"I don't want to die! Please save me!"