Daqin: White porridge and pickled mustard tuber, I became the national teacher

Zhao Gao burst into a lot of screams!

Jump three feet high!

"Paji!"

Zhao Gao stepped on his own shit, staggered, and fell directly on the grass!

"boom!"

This is the sound of someone hitting the ground face-first.

The snake that was biting Zhao Gao's butt loosened its fangs.

It rolled over Zhao Gao, wiped off the shit on its body, and then swam away leisurely.

Zhao Gao, who felt dizzy for a while, raised his head in a daze.

Two streams of blood flowed down his nostrils.

The wind makes the balls cool.

Zhao Gao shuddered, thinking of the snake bite he had just received.

He quickly got up and looked down!

His face turned green instantly!

"Ouch!!!!"

His....Ahhhhh!!!

He quickly got up, got out of the woods and ran towards the inn!

The Black Ice Guard in the toilet heard Zhao Gao's ghostly howling.

He fastened his belt, opened the toilet door, and looked inside.

All I saw was a flash of white before my eyes!

Black Ice Guard’s eyes suddenly widened!

Damn it? !

This Lord Zhao actually ran to the inn naked? ? !

Thinking that His Majesty and the gentleman were still in the inn, Black Ice Guard's face suddenly turned dark!

This Zhao Gao!

If he offends the Majesty and the Master, I will beat him to death!!

Thinking of this, Black Ice Guard quickly chased in the direction of the inn!

“Your Majesty! Aaah! Your Majesty! Wuuwuwu…”

Zhao Gao ran and shouted.

Ying Zheng frowned when he heard the voice, "Sir, wait a moment, I'll go take a look."

"Hey? Wait, let me go out with you."

Qi Pan stood up curiously and followed Ying Zheng out of the inn.

As soon as Zhao Gao saw Ying Zheng, he immediately rushed over crying!

"Your Majesty!!!"

"Save this slave! Please save this slave! Aa ...

As soon as he saw Zhao Gao's appearance, Ying Zheng kicked him directly!

"Ahhhhh!!!!"

Zhao Gao was kicked and flew backwards.

He fell into the grass nearby and couldn't even get up!

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty?"

Zhao Gao was confused!

Why did Your Majesty kick him?

Oh oh oh!

"Hey? What happened?"

Qi Pan was a step late.

Didn’t see the scene where Zhao Gao pounced on Ying Zheng and was kicked away by Ying Zheng.

She watched Ying Zheng calmly retract his foot and blinked.

"Brother, what happened to your foot?"

"It's okay, just a little itchy."

Ying Zheng retracted his legs and rubbed them on the ground.

I don’t know if the soles of my shoes are dirty?

Got to rub it.

Don't dirty the floor of the inn later.

Zhao Gao, who was kicked and fell into the bushes, stretched out his hand tremblingly.

"Oh...Help...Help me..."

The Black Ice Guard who came running from the toilet bowed to Ying Zheng and Qi Pan.

"Boss, sir."

"Ah."

Ying Zheng nodded slightly, "Let's go and see what's going on."

"Yes."

Black Ice Guard raised his foot and walked towards the bushes.

The grass was very tall, blocking Zhao Gao's entire body.

Not even a strand of hair was exposed!

The Black Ice Guard walked forward and saw Zhao Gao lying on his back on the grass.

The ground was dented by the impact.

There was snot and blood on his face, all smeared all over.

His clothes were disheveled and his trousers had fallen to his ankles.

The thighs and groins were exposed, and there were sticky yellow stuff on them.

Don't know what it is.

There is also a visibly red and swollen area...

Black Ice Guard just felt that his eyes were poisonous and needed to be washed!

He glanced away, stared at a blade of grass next to Zhao Gao, and asked Zhao Gao in a low voice.

"Master Zhao, what happened to you? How did you end up like this?"

"And I offended His Majesty."

"Fortunately, your majesty showed mercy, otherwise how could you be alive now?"

Zhao Gao had a sad face, "Wuwuwu... I... I don't know what's going on either."

"I was taking a shit in the woods, and all of a sudden, woooo...all of a sudden, I was bitten by a snake."

"I was bitten by a snake, wuwu... cough cough uh..."

what?

Bitten by a snake?

Black Ice Guard was startled and looked fiercely at the red and swollen part of Zhao Gao!

really!

There are two clear teeth marks on it!

Black Ice Guard said, "Wait a minute, I will report to His Majesty."

"You better watch your mouth and stop yelling."

"If you mess up His Majesty's business, be careful that His Majesty will skin you alive!"

“Burp…”

Zhao Gao was so frightened that he fell silent instantly!

At this time he also remembered.

He just pounced on Your Majesty with his bare butt.

Fortunately, His Majesty restrained his strength and did not kick him to death.

He even called out the word "Your Majesty". I wonder if you heard it, sir?

If because of him, the gentleman doubts the identity of His Majesty, then he will be in trouble!

Your Majesty will never let him go!

Black Ice Guard walked up to Ying Zheng and said, "Boss, Xiao Zhao was bitten by a snake."

what?

Bitten by a snake?!

Pray for a surprise!

"How is it? Is the person dead?"

"Ah...ah?"

Black Ice Guard was stunned, "Not yet... not yet."

"Oh, he's not dead."

Qi Pan's tone was quite regretful.

Ying Zheng said, "Send him to the doctor."

"When you carry him, find something to wrap him up in. Wrap him up tightly so nothing is exposed."

What if I show my naked butt and pollute my husband's eyes?

We still have to find something to wrap him up, wrap him up well and don't let the gentleman see it.

"promise!"

The Black Ice Guard bowed his head and responded!

He then went to find a sack and, together with the other two Black Ice Guards, stuffed Zhao Gao into the sack from head to toe.

Ying Zheng stepped aside and stood in front of Qi Pan, "Sir, the wind is strong, let's go inside and talk."

"okay."

Qi Pan turned and went into the inn.

Ying Zheng also followed him into the inn.

Eleven, who was standing aside, looked up at the sky in confusion.

Is it windy?

Where is the wind?

Zhao Gao was carried out of the mountains by two Black Ice Guards.

The Black Ice Guards who were guarding the carriage at the intersection looked at the sacks carried by Lao Ba and Liu Shi, and asked curiously.

"What have you been doing? Why are you carrying such a big sack?"

"What's in it?"

Lao Ba, who was squatting in the toilet before, replied, "He's a fake one."

what?

people?

The Black Ice Guards were shocked!

"You killed someone? Why did you put the person in a sack?"

"That's right. It's too troublesome to put it in sacks. Just dig a hole and bury it."

"If it doesn't work, throw it into the river, the fish will eat it and it will be gone."

fish:.........

Zhao Gao was trembling in the sack!

"Hey! This sack is still moving! The person is not dead yet!"

"Old Eight, you're not good with the knife. You can't kill people properly."

"Come, I'll give you another blow."

As the Black Ice Guard spoke, he drew his knife and prepared to hit the sack with it.

"I'm telling you, my knife is very steady. One strike will make sure you die instantly."

As he said that, he raised the knife!