I became an official of the imperial court by eating melons when I was still a baby

Eunuch Li looked quietly at Emperor Yuan of Jin.

Emperor Yuan of Jin, who had just had a look of delight on his face, now had a blank expression on his face, and looked sternly at the restless court officials below.

In my heart, I was screaming like crazy: Please, please, don't say it was me who farted. I have really lost face several times! Why couldn't I help it? It's all Li Fuquan's fault. Why did he arrange for me to eat onions so early in the morning?

Emperor Yuan of Jin turned his head and glared at Eunuch Li. If you let me eat onions again next time, I will make you wash the toilet!

Eunuch Li felt aggrieved after being glared at. Isn't this what you liked this morning?

I like to eat onions, garlic and other things, and sometimes I eat them raw, saying that the taste is very strong!

Eunuch Li glanced at His Majesty secretly again, oh, it turned out that His Majesty was so embarrassed that his face turned red.

This really made it difficult for Eunuch Li, as he could actually see that Emperor Yuan of Jin was blushing from his dark face.

He really is worthy of being called the personal eunuch!

When the smell in the hall finally dissipated, everyone stood back up again.

The official standing at the end finally breathed a sigh of relief; his face was finally saved.

But fortunately he was standing at the back, close to the temple door, so the smell was not that strong, although he was squeezed badly.

Emperor Yuan of Jin was praying in his heart that his sister would not reveal the fact that he farted.

He also turned a blind eye to the actions of the officials below, so he really couldn't say anything.

They said that the emperor's farts were so smelly that they stunk his own officials, forcing them to stay away from him to help the smell dissipate?

He couldn't bring himself to say that!

System: [Ahem, this fart was from the mighty general! ]

The mighty general suddenly felt as if a thorn in his back, and his face turned red.

Everyone's eyes were focused on him. Although he was a tall, mighty and powerful general, he looked very small in the sight of everyone.

He admitted that he farted the first fart, but the second fart was really not his!

Qin Yue was extremely disgusted: [Eh…what did the mighty general eat? Why is his fart so smelly! ]

The system explained: [General Weiwu has been constipated recently and hasn't defecated for several days. This morning he drank a bowl of the folk remedy his wife found specially. He drank it early in the morning, thinking that if it works, he will be able to defecate before the morning court.]

[I just don't want to. It does work, but I miscalculated the timing. I just felt like pooping.]

[However, because he hadn't pooped for a long time, he was holding back some gas in his stomach. He thought that he could just fart quietly, which shouldn't have any impact, but he misjudged the lethality of the fart. ]

Qin Yue: [Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, okay, since he's been constipated for a few days, I'll forgive him. But will he be unable to hold his poop and poop in his pants now?]

Mighty General: Forget it, destroy it!

Court officials: Hahahahahahahaha, so will he really poop inside his pants?

Especially the officials standing next to the mighty general, they all moved to the side tacitly to leave a vacuum area for the mighty general.

All the court officials were trying hard to hold back their laughter, and their nostrils were almost reaching the sky.

Even the Second Prince pursed his lips tightly, trying hard not to laugh out loud.

But there was one person who stood out from the crowd.

"Hahahaha!" Minister Xu could not help but burst into laughter and instantly received a glare from the mighty general.

"What? Why are you staring at me, General Wu? Is there something dirty on my face?"

"Nothing. I was just thinking about how Minister Xu's granddaughter was almost framed by Lord Liu's sister and son at the Qingping Banquet the day before yesterday. Didn't Minister Xu seek revenge on Lord Liu?"

When Minister Xu heard General Weiwu mention Yuan Shuang and talk about the Qingping Banquet, his face turned as dark as the bottom of a pot.

He had just received the news from his youngest daughter the night before. Yuan Shuang wanted to keep it secret from him so as not to make him worry.

But this news was probably spread all over the capital, but unexpectedly, he, the grandfather, was the last one to know the news.

That night, he picked up his weapons and broke into Liu's house, beating Liu Jin and his partner, who were lying in bed recuperating from their injuries, half to death. Even Liu was beaten.

Minister Xu doesn't care whether you are a man or a woman. As long as you bully his granddaughter, you will be beaten. They should be lucky that he didn't take their lives!

In the end, it was Lord Xia and Xia Yuanshuang who arrived in a hurry and persuaded Minister Xu to stop.

Otherwise, those three people would have been beaten badly.

Lord Xia couldn't help but shudder when he thought of Liu Jin and the other man lying on the bed at that time.

The whole bed was soaked with blood. The backs of the two men were torn and bleeding. Their faces were as pale as death, and they were breathing in more than out.

He felt very relieved, but at the same time, he felt very incompetent.

Not only was he unable to vent his daughter's anger as a father when his daughter was humiliated, but in the end he had to rely on his father-in-law to teach them a lesson.

Lord Liu was trembling at this moment. The mighty general actually put this matter in front of His Majesty. What was he trying to do? !

Jin'er and the other man had been whipped twice by him and were already seriously injured. Later, they were severely beaten by Minister Xu and are now almost disabled.

Is everyone almost ruined?

Wasted?

Ok?

or?

While you are still not too old, why not try your luck with the small one?

Anyway, this big account is useless, there is still time to practice a small account!

Yes, yes, yes! I will practice with my wife when I get home!

No, I should take care of my wife’s health first so that she can give birth to a healthy, fat boy.

Why didn't Lord Liu place his hope of having a son on his concubine?

Why else?

Before, Xuanyuan Zhen had hooked up with so many officials' illegitimate sons, causing panic among all the officials' backyards.

Many officials moved their concubines and illegitimate sons out of their homes, and some even planned not to take concubines anymore.

Now at the center of the storm, even Lord Liu dare not commit crimes against the wind.

Besides, he still wants a legitimate son!

If he leaves in the future, the younger brothers will also think of the brotherhood and take better care of the disabled older brother.

At least it can guarantee large-sized food, clothing and other necessities.

Mr. Liu, who dreamed of practicing the trumpet, had fallen into a beautiful dream at this moment. In the dream, he was holding a big fat boy and laughing from ear to ear, hehehehe...

Until the voice of Minister Xu broke his beautiful dream.

"General, you can ask Lord Liu whether I have gotten my revenge or not. Humph! I am not like some people who, when their daughters are bullied, just divorce one of them and do nothing to the others."

When Minister Xu said this, he glanced at Lord Xia, and the sarcasm in his tone was obvious.

His beautiful daughter married this man, but passed away after only a few years.

Now I can’t even protect the only bloodline left by my daughter!

It turns out that scholars are useless and have no blood at all!

As soon as Minister Xu finished speaking, the system's voice rang out.

System: [In fact, Lord Xia did not do nothing. The rumors about Liu Jin and Liu Jin in the capital are getting more and more intense, and Lord Xia is one of them.]

Qin Yue: [Really? I thought the matter was over. I felt that the matter was handled too lightly.]

[I didn't expect the killer move was at the back! Lord Xia wanted to nail the two of them to the pillar of shame! This is more heartbreaking than killing them! ]