I became an official of the imperial court by eating melons when I was still a baby

Qin Yue: [Ah? What is the relationship between General Weiwu and Sister Xia? ]

Qin Yue felt that these two had nothing in common. A middle-aged man and a young woman, what was the relationship? !

[It is impossible that the mighty general was attracted by Sister Xia's beauty and wanted to take her away by force?! ]

Mighty General: Damn it! I really didn't! Little Fuguan, please stop talking nonsense!

General Weiwu wanted to speak loudly to defend himself, but when he looked up and met the sharp gaze of Emperor Yuan of Jin, he suddenly wilted.

Emperor Yuan of Jin's meaning was very clear. If General Weiwu dared to expose himself in front of Xiao Fuguan, he would tear General Weiwu to pieces on the spot.

But the mighty general said that the two gazes behind him were really hard to ignore.

The whole person felt uneasy when being stared at, as if he had really done something bad.

The mighty general could only shut his mouth and shook his head at the two of them, indicating that he was really innocent and had nothing to do with Miss Xia, let alone robbing her by force.

I swear to God, he has never even met Miss Xia!

Sister, please explain quickly! !

General Weiwu was calling out to his sister frantically in his heart. The next moment, his sister's voice finally rang out, and General Weiwu instantly felt as if he heard the sound of heaven.

System: [Host, that's not true. Don't talk nonsense. General Weiwu is still a very good person.]

Mighty General: I kneel down to thank my sister for saving my life.

Then he turned around and glared at Minister Xu and Lord Xia.

Minister Xu and Lord Xia were both a little embarrassed.

There's nothing they can do. It was the old sister who mentioned Yuan Shuang, their treasure. She also said something about her being related to the mighty general. How could they not be nervous?

Just like what Xiao Fuguan said, a middle-aged uncle and a young girl, being mentioned together, really makes people think too much.

Besides, after what happened with Liu Jin, both of them were very cautious about Xia Yuanshuang's affairs.

If someone comes along who is smarter and more powerful than Liu Jin and succeeds in bullying Yuan Shuang, they will have no place to cry!

Emperor Yuan of Jin has moved his butt forward. Hehe, this time it’s finally not his melon. He has eaten his melon for several times in a row.

He really couldn't stand the special "treatment" from Xiao Fuguan and his sister anymore. It was time to change someone else to enjoy the special treatment.

Hehe, what did the mighty general do this time that he got involved with the young lady of Lord Xia’s family?

Based on the experience gained from watching melons over the past few days, Emperor Yuan of Jin believes that there must be a story behind this!

Oh, it feels so good to eat other people’s melons!

Eunuch Li looked at Emperor Yuan of Jin numbly. If the occasion did not allow it, he felt that Emperor Yuan of Jin would definitely watch the show with his legs crossed while eating melon seeds.

So even if the second prince's butt hurts, he still tries his best to go to court and eat melons. Who did he inherit this from?

Eunuch Li seemed to have the answer in his mind.

My eyes inadvertently swept over the two of them. Well, not only did they both love to eat melons, but even their expressions when eating melons were exactly the same.

The second prince was seen trying to turn his head, looking at the mighty general with sparkling eyes, a mysterious smile appearing at the corner of his mouth.

Even the degree to which the corners of his mouth are raised is exactly the same as the one on the podium.

But one was blocked by a beard, and the other was facing the person involved.

Don’t ask why the beard was blocking it, how could Eunuch Li still see that the corners of His Majesty’s mouth were raised, and even know the extent of the raise!

Are you kidding? He has served Your Majesty for so many years, and it’s not in vain. Even if Your Majesty farted secretly, he would know it immediately!

Just as Eunuch Li was thinking this, Qin Yue's disgusted voice suddenly came.

Qin Yue: [Oh my god, who the hell farted! It stinks! Did he eat soybeans this morning? Oh, in public, he didn’t even know how to hold it in. He felt better when he farted, but a bunch of people got hurt! How rude!]

The court officials quickly raised their wide sleeves to cover their mouths and noses.

Oh, damn, this stinks!

Who the hell farted?

Have you not farted for eight hundred years?

So stinky!

It stinks worse than their shit!

Because of a fart, all the court officials temporarily withdrew from the melon of the mighty general and Xia Yuanshuang.

The main thing is that the fart is so smelly that it is completely impossible to ignore and makes people lose interest in watching the fart!

Lord Qin immediately covered Qin Yue's mouth and nose with his wide sleeves, but he did not dare to use too much force for fear of affecting Qin Yue's breathing.

So Qin Yue's nose was still lingering with that unforgettable smell.

The court officials looked around quietly, all suspecting that it was someone around them who farted.

For a moment, the sound of rustling footsteps could be heard from time to time in the hall.

The courtiers stood further away from each other.

The entire hall began to seem crowded, especially the officials standing at the back, who were almost squeezed out of the hall door and could only hold on to the door frame with their feet.

The officials were fully prepared, how could they be squeezed out of the hall during court session? It was too embarrassing!

We must hold this last line of defense!

Eunuch Li twitched his nose and sniffed, hmm, it wasn't His Majesty's fart.

He said it was impossible that just when he thought of His Majesty's fart, His Majesty would fart. How could it be such a coincidence?

Unexpectedly, the next second, Qin Yue's angry voice was heard again.

[Fuck! They come again! Who is it this time? We are in court, can't these people hold back for a while? However, this time the fart doesn't seem to be that smelly! But it still stinks! ]

The court officials, who had just put down their wide sleeves, smelled a different flavor of fart while breathing.

The two smells mixed together, and the court officials couldn't help but retching.

"vomit……"

"Ugh, vomit..."

"Ugh, vomit, vomit..."

He immediately raised his wide sleeves that had just been put down and quickly covered his mouth and nose again, not daring to relax at all.

The poor second prince had to cover his mouth and nose while being on guard against the court officials who were "moving around" around him. If one of them accidentally hit his butt, he would be in trouble.

At this time, the crown prince demonstrated his responsibility as an elder brother. He stayed by the second prince's side and tried his best to block away the official who was about to hit the second prince's butt.

This action made the Second Prince burst into tears.

I didn't expect that the usually aloof emperor brother would still want to protect him at such a "life and death" moment.

He really wanted to cry, he was so moved, woooo...

Prince: We can’t let this guy embarrass himself again. He doesn’t care about face, but the royal family does!

Alas, after returning home, I should send someone to deliver some good ointments. This silly royal brother really knows how to make trouble!

At this moment, the official standing at the end was almost losing his last line of defense. He was squeezed against the door frame. Only in this way could he keep the last bit of dignity in attending court.

Eunuch Li moved his nose and sniffed again. Hmm, this was the right fart smell. It was His Majesty's fart.

The fart smells like onions. Your Majesty ate onions in the morning.

Moreover, the smell of this fart is intermittent, just like your majesty's farts, farting is like constipation, it comes out little by little, and the main feature is that it lasts for a long time.

So if this fart doesn't belong to your Majesty, then whose else could it be? !