I became an official of the imperial court by eating melons when I was still a baby

System: [At the time, the emperor was reviewing memorials at his desk, and Li Zhaoyi suddenly entered Xuanzheng Hall, took off all her clothes after a disagreement, and rushed towards the emperor.]

[A strange bell suddenly rang in the quiet palace, startling the emperor who was working seriously with his head down, thinking that an assassin had entered.]

[So he pushed Li Zhaoyi away with great force, and the force was so great that Li Zhaoyi rolled on the ground several times before she stopped.]

Qin Yue's face was full of black lines, [Emm, this is hard to comment. The good atmosphere was abruptly extinguished. The plot suddenly turned into an assassination scene. It seems that His Majesty the Emperor has a bit of comedy talent...]

System: [After the emperor pushed her away, he felt the smoothness of her hand. He was about to call out "assassin" but swallowed his words back. He looked down and saw Li Zhaoyi with disheveled hair. He was immediately embarrassed.]

[Li Zhaoyi rolled on the ground for several times. Her snow-white skin was covered with dust. Her hair was disheveled and her head was broken. Blood flowed down her cheeks. She looked like a ghost.]

[But she ignored the pain in her body and immediately got up and rushed towards the emperor! ]

Qin Yue: [Is Li Zhaoyi so fierce? Has she never slept with a man in her eight lifetimes? Why is she so horny?]

Minister Li: ...

System: [Hahahaha, guess what? ]

Qin Yue: [What? When the emperor saw Li Zhaoyi, he must have realized her purpose. With a naked beauty in front of him, he would pounce on her like a hungry wolf and make love with her! ]

The system uttered another word: [Wrong! ]

Qin Yue: [It can't be that the emperor can't do it, right? Well, it's not impossible. After all, he's old, and it's possible that he can't do some things! ]

Emperor Yuan of Jin: Little Fuguan, are you polite? Why can't I do it? I can do it very well! I will turn over the harem cards tonight, and you can eat melons in the morning court tomorrow to see if I can do it! Humph!

Second Prince: It seems that father's illness is very serious. We need to find a famous doctor as soon as possible. The Imperial Hospital is definitely not good enough, otherwise father would have been cured long ago. It seems that I have to take action...

The second prince made up his mind secretly.

When the Crown Prince saw the Second Prince clenching his fists with a look of “I can do it, only I can do it”, he thought to himself that it seemed that his younger brother had suffered a great setback, and as an elder brother, he must have a good talk with him.

Lord Qin had a wooden face. Oh, isn't it just that His Majesty is not good in that aspect? What's the big deal? Anyway, I have already chosen the cemetery for the whole family...

System: [Hehe, the emperor saw Li Zhaoyi rushing over with blood all over her face, accompanied by the sound of "ding ding dang dang".]

[As if he saw some evil ghost rushing towards him, he slapped Li Zhaoyi again and sent her flying. This time, Li Zhaoyi fainted completely.]

Qin Yue: [Hahahahahahahahaha, although the plot is weird, it's so funny. The world where only Li Zhaoyi gets hurt is achieved, hahahahahahaha...]

Minister Li: ...

Emperor Yuan of Jin: Now no one should say that I am incapable anymore...

The second prince: It turns out that father is just a bad guy. Otherwise, why would he mistake a beautiful woman for a female ghost and beat her twice? He really has no mercy on women.

Emperor Yuan of Jin suddenly felt an itchy nose and wanted to sneeze. Hmm? Who is scolding me?

The court officials thought they would hear a passionate development, but they unexpectedly guessed the beginning, but never expected it to end like this. They felt speechless and funny.

I really didn't expect that my own Majesty is such a Majesty, haha ​​......

All the court officials lowered their heads and tried to suppress their laughter.

The official whose thigh was pinched suddenly cursed in his heart, "Fuck, do you have eyes on the back of your head? Didn't you notice that it was my thigh that was pinched?"

The official turned his head and glared at the adult next to him hatefully.

The adult next to him continued to pinch the official's thigh as if he didn't notice.

The official now saw clearly that the guy did it on purpose, so he reached out and pinched the man's thigh hard.

Oh, come on, let’s hurt each other!

The officials standing behind the two men stepped back silently, moving away from them.

The system continued to say cheerfully: [Host, do you know why Li Zhaoyi was so anxious to sleep with the emperor? ]

Qin Yue was confused by this question, [Sister, don’t all the women in the harem want to sleep with the emperor? ]

The system said mysteriously: [Hey! This matter is not simple~]

Qin Yue was immediately intrigued, and he let out a long "oh" and asked curiously: [Why is this so complicated? Hehe~]

Emperor Yuan of Jin became interested when he heard this. Was there something he didn't know?

All the court officials pricked up their ears and listened carefully. The voices immediately became quieter. Even the two officials who were pinching each other's thighs let go and called a truce.

System: [The reason why Li Zhaoyi couldn't wait to sleep with the emperor is because she is pregnant, and the child is not the emperor's! ]

Qin Yue was so shocked that her eyes widened and she blurted out a Chinese quintessence: [Fuck! Li Zhaoyi is so bold to cuckold the emperor! ]

When Minister Li heard this, his legs trembled and cold sweat broke out all over his body. He could no longer stand and began to sway from side to side. His face became as pale as a dead person.

How could it be? How could his daughter be pregnant with someone else's child?

You are still thinking of deceiving His Majesty and getting away with it. This is a capital crime of deceiving the emperor!

Emperor Yuan of Jin's face darkened, his lips were pursed into a straight line, his eyelids slightly raised, and the air pressure around him suddenly soared, and the temperature in the palace seemed to drop by several degrees.

Everyone in the hall instantly felt the pressure coming from above and fell silent in an instant.

I'm afraid Your Majesty is really angry!

At this time, no one dared to rush towards the muzzle of the gun, even the jumpy Second Prince was extremely quiet.

Lord Qin continued to look expressionless. Oh, isn't it just cheating on His Majesty? What's the big deal? Anyway, I have already chosen the cemetery for the whole family...

Qin Yue continued to sigh: [His Majesty the Emperor is really miserable. Not only was he cuckolded, but he almost became a father! ]

[If he really slept with Li Zhaoyi last night, then after the child is born, he will have to raise the child for another man. It's very awkward just thinking about it.]

[By the way, Li Zhaoyi was beaten twice by the emperor last night, but she was fine? In most stories, isn't it the case that after one push and one fall, the child is gone? ]

System: [Li Zhaoyi is fine. She is still planning how to seduce the emperor today.]

[She thought that she failed last night because she acted too hastily and frightened the emperor. Tonight, she planned to perform a striptease in front of the emperor, taking off her clothes one by one and dancing while doing so...]

Qin Yue was full of longing: [Wow, this is so exciting, I really want to watch it, sister, please turn on the video function quickly, or at least make a replay~]

System: [Host, continue to work hard to eat melons, the video function is waving at you in front~ As for the playback, sorry, there is no! ]

Humph, a ruthless system!

[So, whose child is Li Zhaoyi's? ]

Emperor Yuan of Jin and all the court officials immediately listened attentively.

Minister Li, who was shaking like a sieve at this moment, said: Can I still save myself?