I became an official of the imperial court by eating melons when I was still a baby

Qin Yue had just been startled by his grandfather's remarks, and now he urgently needed to eat some melon to calm down, so he couldn't wait to ask the system.

[Sister, what news do you have today? You just woke me up in a hurry, and I thought there was some big news. I waited for a long time, but you still didn't say anything. ]

System: [Host, please don't wrongly accuse me. I woke you up because I wanted to eat some melons. But then I was attracted by the affairs of Prince An and Princess An.]

When Emperor Yuan of Jin heard that there was melon to eat, he moved forward again.

The next moment, Eunuch Li took a quick step forward, quickly supported Emperor Jin Yuan's arm with one hand, and steadily lifted up the emperor who was about to fall because of his poor footing. He also lowered his head and pretended to whisper in Emperor Jin Yuan's ear.

Emperor Yuan of Jin: ...

Fortunately, fortunately, there is the dragon case blocking it, and old man Li Fuquan reacts quickly, otherwise I wouldn’t know where to put my face.

The dark face of Emperor Jin Yuan had already turned red, but because his face was too dark, no one noticed...

When the court officials heard that there was more gossip to be had, they all kept glancing at the young official. Naturally, no one saw the scene where Emperor Yuan of Jin almost fell on his butt.

Qin Yue: [Sister, whose melon is it today? Tell me quickly! ]

Emperor Yuan of Jin and his ministers: Speak quickly!

System: [Hey! What a coincidence! Today is the emperor's melon! ]

Emperor Jin Yuan almost couldn't hold back and cursed, "Who did I offend?! Why are you eating my melon again?!

There are so many civil and military officials in the court, why are they just staring at me? Emperor Yuan of Jin wanted to cry but had no tears...

Qin Yue's eyes lit up: [Your Majesty has so many melons! Did you wear your underwear backwards again today? ]

Emperor Yuan of Jin: ...

The court officials tried hard to hold back their laughter and pinched their thighs hard to prevent themselves from making any sound.

An official suddenly wailed in his heart: Ouch, damn, who the hell pinched my thigh? He couldn’t help but pinch himself!

Hey, hey, hey, sir, are you blind? This is my thigh!

The official kept signaling to the people around him with his eyes.

The man silently loosened his hand, looking embarrassed. No wonder he didn't feel any pain. He almost laughed out loud...

The second prince touched his butt. He was scolded by his father the day before yesterday. At this moment, he had to hold back his laughter. He didn't want to be beaten again, although he didn't understand why.

He was obviously very thoughtful to give such a good gift. From now on, even if my father gets up late, as long as he wears the underwear he gave him and sees the words on the underwear, he will never wear it backwards again!

The prince glanced at his silly brother and thought, well, he seems to have behaved a lot better today. He has made progress.

Lord Qin felt a little sympathetic to the fate of Emperor Yuan of Jin. Sister Yue, my dear sister, we don't have to take advantage of His Majesty alone...

Ever since Lord Qin instructed Steward Wang to collect the bodies, he has completely let himself go. No matter whose melons Sister Yue eats, she can just be a spectator and be at ease.

Today we are just eating His Majesty’s melon, what’s the big deal? We have eaten the Queen Mother’s melon before!

System: [No, no, today is not about underwear melons! It’s about harem melons! ]

Qin Yue immediately became interested and asked, "What is this harem melon? Sister, please tell me more about it!"

Emperor Yuan of Jin looked puzzled. What's going on in my harem?

I have been busy with government affairs these days and haven't even had a day off!

At this time, all the court officials' ears were perked up to the sky, and they kept urging their sister in their hearts to speak quickly!

Harem melon, hehe, that must be very exciting!

The system said excitedly: [Last night, Li Zhaoyi, who had just entered the palace for less than three months, sneaked into the Xuanzheng Hall to seduce the emperor. She untied her cloak in front of the emperor and found that she was wearing nothing underneath!]

Qin Yue's heart surged as he listened, [Hiss! This is so exciting! With such a warm and soft beauty in front of me, any man can't control himself! What else can happen next! Hiss, hiss, please open the video function quickly! ]

Emperor Yuan of Jin sideways glared at Eunuch Li. It was this old guy who let the person in. Later on, he made excuses by saying that he understood that I was too tired from handling government affairs in recent days, and that with the empress serving me, I could take a break.

Eunuch Li touched his nose awkwardly. He swears to God, he really was thinking that Li Zhaoyi could give His Majesty a massage, but he didn't expect Li Zhaoyi to be so unrestrained!

Li Zhaoyi's father, Minister Li of the Ministry of Revenue, looked extremely embarrassed at this moment and wished he could find a crack in the ground to hide in.

The system continued: [Hehe, that Li Zhaoyi has skin whiter than snow, and her black hair is loose, covering the two white spots in front of her, half-covered, very tempting! ]

[Her face was flushed, her eyes were like silk, her waist was as soft as boneless, and the bells on her ankles rang throughout the hall as she walked. She threw herself softly into the emperor's arms, and couldn't wait to untie the emperor's dragon robe.]

Minister Li is now extremely embarrassed. His own daughter has never been so open-minded in her boudoir before! !

Qin Yue couldn't help but yell out, [Ah ...

Lord Qin: Sister Yue'er, why does your voice sound so much like the barking of that silly dog ​​next door? That silly dog ​​likes to tilt its head back and bark towards the sky.

Silly Dog: Sir Qin, are you polite? Comparing me to a baby...

The court officials all felt their mouths dry. They didn't expect His Majesty to have so much fun. They had to ask their wives to have some fun when they got home. Even if the wives didn't want to take off all their clothes, they could take off all their clothes too!

hey-hey……

As I thought about it, my nose became even hotter, as if I was going to bleed from my nose in the next second...

Emperor Yuan of Jin looked at the performance of the officials below and couldn't help but twitching his lips. "You just like to watch me make fun of you, right? Just wait, it will be your turn in the future!"

Emperor Yuan of Jin inadvertently glanced at the Second Prince who had a calm expression.

Hey, this second kid performed quite well today, so give him a chicken leg for lunch.

At this moment, the second prince was thinking, is his father capable? With a beauty in his arms, he could still stay calm and let her help him take off his clothes. Wouldn't it be faster to take them off himself?

If Emperor Jin Yuan knew what the Second Prince was thinking, he would probably yell at him: "Rebellious son, who the hell are you doubting? If I am not capable, did you jump out of a crack in a stone?"

Seeing Qin Yue's excitement, the system could not help but say excitedly: [Host, guess what happened after Li Zhaoyi threw herself into the emperor's arms? ]

Qin Yue said "Oh" and deliberately prolonged the ending tone, speaking meaningfully.

[What else can he do? With the warm and soft jade in his arms, the emperor immediately grasped the restless little hand, turned the tables, and threw Li Zhaoyi under him. What followed was a series of great harmony of life... Hey! It was really exciting! ]

Court officials: Hey! That's awesome!

Emperor Yuan of Jin: Damn it!

The system uttered a word faintly: [Wrong! ]

Qin Yue's head was full of question marks, [Huh? ? ]

The court officials glanced at Emperor Jin Yuan on the high throne with a meaningful look in their eyes, wondering if His Majesty was not capable...

The second prince was now even more certain of his previous thoughts. He never expected that the father whom he had respected since childhood was actually not capable of this!

He must look for famous doctors and will definitely find a way to help his father "regain his virility"!

The Crown Prince looked at his silly younger brother with a serious face and felt a little puzzled. The second brother was a little abnormal today. Could he have encountered some difficulties? It seems that as his elder brother, I have to go and enlighten him later.