After my girlfriend was turned gay, I stole her lover

Jiang Dongwen didn't have time to retreat.

The "KunKunTangWan" woman in front looked at the two of them with a puzzled look on her face, then raised her cell phone and skillfully dialed a number.

Beep!

Zhang Yuge's cell phone rang.

The mobile phone is in Jiang Dongwen's hand.

Jiang Dongwen looked down at his phone in a daze, then slowly raised his head and his eyes met with the "Kun Kun Tang Wan" opposite him.

Kunkun Tangwan's eyes lit up and he shouted excitedly, "Xiao Yuyu! Is that really you? You're so handsome!"

After she finished speaking, she ran towards him with a step that showed she didn't recognize any relatives, and she was still shouting, "I'm about to jump up, hold me! Kiss me!"

Zhang Yuge was stunned.

Isn't it him who should press the F key to enter the tank?

How did he suddenly become Jiang Dongwen?

He quickly pointed at himself and shouted, "Kun Kun! I am Xiao Yu Yu!"

Kunkun stopped and looked at Jiang Dongwen, then looked at Zhang Yuge's face. She made a decision in almost one second.

Jiang Dongwen is 10,000 times more handsome than Zhang Yuge. His suave face and strong muscles are the dream of many women! Since they have come from afar, why not choose a handsome guy like Jiang Dongwen?

"No, isn't the phone his? I called and his phone rang." Kun Kun argued cunningly.

Hearing this, Jiang Dongwen hurriedly threw the phone to Zhang Yuge: "Misunderstanding! Beauty, the phone is not mine, it belongs to my brother."

"That's his cell phone, how come it's in your hand?" Kun Kun looked at Jiang Dongwen in confusion.

Jiang Dongwen was embarrassed, and he couldn't answer because his brain was hot.

Kun Kun thought Jiang Dongwen was lying, so she reached out the back of her hand to wipe away the saliva that was flowing out: "Don't be shy, Xiao Yuyu. Can you hug me and kiss me now?"

Jiang Dongwen took a few steps back in fright.

Hug? Kiss?

Look at your own weight, almost 300 pounds. If I hug you, at least three ribs will be broken!

"Xiao Yuyu, do you think I'm too cute? It doesn't matter, I don't mind that you're ugly. We've been together for three months, and we agreed to kiss each other when we meet, have you forgotten?" Kun Kun looked at Jiang Dongwen and approached him again, scaring him so much that he quickly took two steps back.

At this time, Gui Tongyao and Qin Yubai, who noticed something strange behind the big tree, hurried out.

"What's going on?" Qin Yubai stood in front of Kun Kun and turned to shout at the two stunned men.

"Yes, Brother Dongwen, isn't Zhang Yuge having an online romance with her in person? How come it became you who is chatting with her?" Gui Tongyao hurriedly stood next to Jiang Dongwen and anxiously pulled him back.

Jiang Dongwen didn't know how to explain it, and his scalp was numb.

"KunKun" looked at the two beauties who suddenly appeared.

A girl with pigtails, wearing a JK uniform and big watery eyes, looks like the super cute and popular heroine that she often sees in anime.

The other one was tall and plump with a pretty face. Although she had a chest as plump as hers, her waist was very slender and her body proportions were indescribably good.

Obviously, no matter how confident she was, she had to admit that she was defeated in an instant by the two stunning beauties.

"Who are you? Why are you trying to snatch Xiao Yuyu from me?" Kun Kun took a step forward, trying to take Jiang Dongwen back.

"I should be asking you, who are you? You touched my boyfriend! Aren't you here to see Zhang Yuge?" Qin Yubai's shrill loli voice was still pleasant even when she was angry.

"He is Zhang Yuge! I called his cell phone and it was in his hand!" Kun Kun pointed at Jiang Dongwen with a firm gaze, and there seemed to be a little love flashing in his eyes.

Jiang Dongwen glanced at Zhang Yuge who was in a daze and said, "Say something quickly!"

Zhang Yuge finally came to his senses. He really didn't know how to explain, so he stood in front of Jiang Dongwen and said, "Zhang Yuge is me. Xiao Yuyu is also my nickname! Did you forget, Kun Kun? I sent you a photo!"

Of course, the photos posted by Zhang Yuge are also photoshopped photos of handsome guys.

Because through such means, he had the opportunity to pick up girls online, but he didn't expect to backfire.

"It's you? How could it be you!" Kun Kun looked at Zhang Yuge unwillingly. She certainly didn't want to downgrade her consumption.

I thought I had hooked up with a super S-level handsome guy, but unexpectedly he instantly became an ordinary boy you can see everywhere.

"Do you have any evidence?" Kun Kun stared at Zhang Yuge and said unwillingly.

Zhang Yuge looked at Jiang Dongwen, who had an expressionless face, and then glanced back at Qin Yubai and Gui Tongyao, who looked angry, and said with trembling teeth, "Can we talk alone?"

“Say it right here!” Kun Kun said angrily.

"Did you bring red candles tonight?" Zhang Yuge suppressed the fear of social death and told Kunkun about his secret conversation.

Jiang Dongwen, Gui Tongyao and Qin Yubai were stunned when they heard this, and then they couldn't help but cover their mouths and burst into laughter.

Kun Kun finally blushed: "I didn't expect you to be Xiao Yu Yu!"

Zhang Yuge shook his heavy head and wanted to dig a hole in the ground to crawl into.

He looked at Jiang Dongwen for help.

Jiang Dongwen glanced at him coldly, took out a small box from his arms and handed it to him, then took Qin Yubai and Gui Tongyao's hands and turned away: "You made the appointment yourself, you have to finish it even if you cry! Xiao Yuyu!"

Zhang Yuge looked at Jiang Dongwen's ruthless departure, and when he was about to collapse, he looked at the small box in his hand.

Isn't this a Bluetooth headset?

What does Jiang Dongwen mean?

Soon, his phone received a message from Jiang Dongwen: "To make a voice call, wear Bluetooth headphones."

Zhang Yuge understood it immediately.

Jiang Dongwen is going to rescue him and help him escape from the Maus tank!

"Since you are Xiao Yuyu, let's go on a date!" Kun Kun looked at Zhang Yuge dejectedly and felt unmotivated.

Zhang Yuge became annoyed when he saw Kunkun’s unhappy look.

He didn't dislike her, but she disliked him! What a perverted woman!

"Kun Kun, you look so different from the photo, aren't you?" Zhang Yuge couldn't help but said a little annoyed.

"Me? Not bad. It's just a photoshopped picture. Nowadays, every girl uses a little beautification when taking photos." Kun Kun glared at Zhang Yuge and said unconvincedly.

Zhang Yuge was so angry that he didn't know what to say. He quickly called Jiang Dongwen on WeChat and put on a headset.

After the call was connected, Jiang Dongwen's voice was heard from the Bluetooth headset: "Zhang Yuge, are you stupid? Hurry up and find an excuse to run away! Do you really want to go to a hotel with her?"

Zhang Yuge covered his mouth and muttered, "How should I put this, brother?"

Jiang Dongwen smiled helplessly on the other end of the phone and gave an idea: "Start with her zodiac sign. Let her tell you her zodiac sign first, then make up a zodiac sign that doesn't match, find an excuse and run away. Or just run away without saying a word!"

Zhang Yuge was stunned, thinking that if he ran away without saying a word, it would seem that he was really stupid after dating her for three months.

So, he mustered up his courage, gritted his teeth and asked, "By the way, what's your zodiac sign?"

Kunkun picked up the bag that was bigger than his waist and glanced at Zhang Yuge with dissatisfaction, but still answered: "I'm a Taurus, what about you?"

At this moment, Jiang Dongwen's voice sounded in his ears again: "Tell her you are a Leo, and say that the fortune teller said that Leo and Taurus are incompatible, and then leave quickly."

Zhang Yuge felt more confident when he heard this. He pretended to be sorry and said to Kun Kun, "I'm sorry, I'm a Leo, and the fortune teller said I'm not suitable for Taurus!"

He was about to leave when Kunkun grabbed him and said, "It's okay. Why are you leaving? I'm already here. Let's find a hotel to stay for the night. Even though you don't look that good, it's still a good deal for you!"