After my girlfriend was turned gay, I stole her lover

Jiang Dongwen looked at Gui Tongyao and Qin Yubai, who were dressed as beautiful as fairies behind him.

He lowered his head and warned, "I'm here to help Zhang Yuge meet his date. You guys just stay behind and watch. Don't come over to make trouble!"

Qin Yubai smiled and looked at Gui Tongyao, then said with a smile: "Why would I mess up? I'm just curious and want to take a look. Don't worry, brother, we will be obedient."

Gui Tongyao frowned and looked at Zhang Yuge not far away, a little worried: "I don't usually see him dressed so handsomely. Today, the hair oil in his hair is almost shining. And he looks so nervous, will he make a mistake?"

Jiang Dongwen didn't want to continue talking to them.

He wanted to help Zhang Yuge settle the matter as soon as possible, which could be regarded as the best he could do to repay Zhang Yuge for the kindness he had shown him in his previous life.

Thinking of this, Jiang Dongwen signaled Gui Tongyao and Qin Yubai to hide behind.

He walked up to Zhang Yuge and shouted, "I'm here!"

Zhang Yuge turned around and saw Jiang Dongwen coming, and he finally felt relieved.

He excitedly grabbed Jiang Dongwen's shoulders and asked him for advice: "Brother, what topic should we talk about on the first date? I'm so nervous that I don't know what to say."

Jiang Dongwen smiled and patted Zhang Yuge on the shoulder: "Don't worry, just chat with her naturally. You can talk about your hobbies or recent events. The most important thing is to be sincere and let her feel your heart."

"Then what? Should I go directly to the hotel for a PK, or go shopping to buy her a token of love?" Zhang Yuge felt very confused and had no idea how to capture a woman's heart.

Jiang Dongwen held his chin up and thought based on his previous experience: "Don't be a bootlicker. Don't go shopping on a date. You might as well talk about zodiac signs and see if she believes in this shit."

Zhang Yuge was shocked when he heard this. Constellations touched upon his blind spot in knowledge. "Constellations? I don't know how to talk about this kind of thing! Is there some kind of metaphysics in it for picking up girls?"

"It's not really metaphysics, it's just a personality test." Jiang Dongwen said thoughtfully, "Most girls believe in horoscopes. You can ask her if she believes in it, and it can test whether she has the personality to think independently."

"So what after the test? What should I do?" Zhang Yuge said hurriedly.

"For women who don't have independent thinking and blindly believe in horoscopes, you can boldly lead the pace of the date. Such girls have relatively weak personalities. As for those who say they don't believe in horoscopes, they are usually women with strong personalities. You need to handle the details of the relationship with caution. Ask for her opinions more often on the date to make her feel you are considerate." Jiang Dongwen said it all in one breath, and Zhang Yuge was stunned.

"Brother, you are so strong. You are my great military advisor! The Hua Tuo of love! You can cure all diseases!" Zhang Yuge gave a thumbs up.

Beep.

Zhang Yuge's cell phone rang.

He took the phone with surprise and quickly opened the WeChat voice message: "Xiao Yuyu, where are you?"

The voice is very sweet, it sounds like she should be a "beauty".

Zhang Yuge's bones melted when he heard such a sweet voice. He pressed the voice button and replied: "We will be at the north gate of the University Town Central Park soon. Come quickly! Love you, Mengmeng!"

Jiang Dongwen felt a chill when he heard this.

"What's wrong, brother?" Zhang Yuge put away his dog-licking expression and looked at Jiang Dongwen in confusion as he walked a few steps away from him.

"I think it's WeChat that's ringing. All the military advice is in vain. You'd better learn your lesson!" Jiang Dongwen said and turned to leave, planning to go on a date with his girlfriend.

Zhang Yuge quickly caught up and grabbed Jiang Dongwen's arm: "Brother, your people are here, please help me take a look at her before you leave! The north gate of Central Park is only a few hundred meters away! Save the child!"

Jiang Dongwen was stunned, shook his head and said, "What's the point of me going? I've said everything I need to say. The key is your performance on the spot!"

Zhang Yuge stomped his feet and stamped his chest, annoyed, "I just can't perform well on the spot. If I can break my virginity of 999 years today, I promise to treat you to a yuan Luohan banquet! No pretense at all!"

Seeing Zhang Yuge so serious, Jiang Dongwen had no choice but to follow him to the north gate of the University Town Central Park.

Qin Yubai and Gui Tongyao also followed the two people quietly.

"Where is she? Go ask her." Jiang Dongwen looked at the sun above his head and realized that if he didn't finish it quickly, his butt would be burned by the sun at noon.

Zhang Yuge opened the speaker on WeChat and heard a woman's voice: "Xiao Yuyu, I should be there in about 5 minutes. I'm so excited to see you soon! Can I jump on you and give you a kiss later?"

"Of course! I bought you 500 yuan worth of oil online yesterday. Do you know what kind of oil it is? It's Ai Lao Hu oil!" Zhang Yuge said with a red face, drooling.

The woman sent a shy voice message: "Hate you! I love you so much!"

Jiang Dongwen pinched his nose when he heard this and shook his head helplessly: "You are so useless..."

He glanced back and saw Qin Yubai and Gui Tongyao hiding behind a big tree. When they heard Zhang Yuge say such cheesy love words, they all bent over with laughter.

At this time, after Zhang Yuge finished sending the voice message, he suddenly remembered something, found the chat records with his online girlfriend, and handed them to Jiang Dongwen: "Great military advisor, please help me analyze it. I'm afraid we won't be able to chat about zodiac signs later!"

Jiang Dongwen scrolled through the chat history between Zhang Yuge and his online girlfriend whose nickname was "KunKunTangwan", thinking that she should be a girl in the two-dimensional circle.

As he thought about this, he scrolled down Zhang Yuge's chat history.

“KunKunTangwan” seems to like sending emoticons.

In terms of frequency, for every message Zhang Yuge sends, "KunKunTangWan" sends about five, four of which are emoticons.

It can be seen that she has a strong desire to share and is like a chatterbox.

She also posted a lot of COS photos. In the photos, "KunKun Tangwan" has a pretty face, a graceful figure, and a strong sense of an internet celebrity. From Mai Shiranui to Klee, Thor, Ji Xiaoman, Mrs. Yoel... series, she has COSed a lot!

However, this type of internet celebrity whose photos are heavily edited is not Jiang Dongwen's type, but Zhang Yuge seems to be obsessed with her.

After all, he started his love journey by liking Cheng Yan, a beauty with a tech-like face.

But it is certain that this woman is interested in Zhang Yuge.

If everything goes well, Zhang Yuge will be able to get rid of being single just by lying down.

Jiang Dongwen was still thinking about telling Zhang Yuge some things to note.

There was a shout from afar!

"Little fish! Little fish!"

Jiang Dongwen and Zhang Yuge looked up at the same time.

A fat woman appeared in front of the two men.

That huge body was like a moving mountain of flesh, and every step it took brought with it a shaking effect like an earth-shaking earthquake.

Because her arms were as thick as tree trunks, the fat on them swayed constantly with her movements, layer upon layer, like a pile of over-fermented dough.

The fingers were short, thick and swollen, with each knuckle buried in fat, like thick sausages.

The abdomen is bulging high, like a huge ball, and anyone who hits it will definitely bounce back.

The key point...she actually dared to choose to COS Tokisaki Kurumi.

Who gave you the courage? You look like you weigh about 300 pounds, right?

If you choose Hulk, the COS will be restored perfectly...

Jiang Dongwen felt as if his heart was covered by the Food City of Time of the Plus version of Tokisaki Kurumi in front of him, and his body became heavy and unable to move.

His eyes were heavy as he slowly turned to Zhang Yuge next to him and whispered, "Hey, have you ever played World of Tanks?"

Zhang Yuge's breathing became rapid and disordered, his chest heaving violently, as if he was going to suffocate in the next second: "I have played."

Jiang Dongwen's temple twitched, and he said to him slowly: "This is a Maus tank. Please press F to enter later."

Zhang Yuge had a sad face and smiled bitterly at Jiang Dongwen, "No, brother, save me!"