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Chapter 285 Warren Buffett

Hey, Zhenwu Emperor's eyes glared, like two high-power light bulbs, and lit up in an instant. His expression was so respectful, as if the king of the universe was standing in front of him. He was like a fanatical little fan meeting his idol, so pious that he almost went mad. He opened his mouth and shouted at the top of his voice: "My dear daughter, today I, your father, have to tell you about a super invincible god. This god is called Warren Buffett."

"You know, Buffett is the 'God of Stocks' in the human world! This title is like the invincible atomic bomb, which exploded in the financial world with a bang. Wow, the noise was so loud that even Martians could hear it, let alone people on Earth. Everyone knows him! In the magical and crazy financial market, he is like the sun, and a super-enhanced version of the sun, so bright that it is blinding, and the radiance is not enough to describe it. That radiance is like countless large gold bars crackling down from the sky, and with a swish, it is like using a magic broom to sweep up garbage, breaking through the thick, ink-like fog of the financial market, and everyone can see his brilliant achievements that can blind people, as shocking as seeing the Big Bang."

"He relied on his magical value investment method to be able to navigate the murky financial waters. What does it mean to be able to cheat? It's like he has dozens of rocket boosters tied to his buttocks. He rushes forward like a Super Saiyan. His success is so great that it's like the universe has no boundaries. He is simply the Monkey King of the financial world! And he is even more powerful than the Monkey King. After all, the Monkey King has to fear Tang Monk's tight hoop curse, but he doesn't have that worry."

"From a mortal's perspective, the financial market is very strange, just like a black hole in the universe. It is not only bottomless, but also very large. It feels like it can swallow the entire Milky Way. The waves in it are sometimes so high that they seem to pierce the sky, and sometimes so low that they seem to drill into the center of the earth. It is like God is acting crazy, with no direction at all. Many people in it are like drunk mice, dizzy and disoriented, unable to tell the directions. In the end, they are hit by the waves, just like slapping a small fly to death, and they disappear immediately."

"At this moment, Buffett was like a superhero who came from outer space in a spaceship. The wisdom in his head was like a cosmic encyclopedia, and it was a super deluxe hardcover edition with all kinds of knowledge. He stood on the bow, as majestic as a pirate captain, holding the two magical tools of investment strategy and philosophy in his hands, and it felt like he was holding a nunchaku to fight a monster, showing everyone the way. His investment secrets were as precious as martial arts secrets. The Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms and the Dugu Nine Swords were nothing in front of them. All have to stand aside. Investors around the world are like a group of hungry wolves seeing meat bones, rushing to see and learn how to use them. In the financial arena, there are waves that are more violent than tsunamis, one after another, like a popcorn machine, which can't be stopped. He is like a super lighthouse, the light is brighter than ten suns, and it clearly illuminates the way for people to make money. Those investors who are groping in the dark are like a group of puppies seeing meat bones, their eyes are shining, and they can't wait to rush up and hug Buffett's thighs. "

The Great Emperor Zhenwu was so excited when he spoke, with a gleam in his eyes as if he was a pirate who saw a treasure island full of gold and silver. He was excited and thrilled. The legendary stories of Lao Ba played in his head like a movie, over and over again, in loop mode, and he couldn't stop.

"My daughter, think about it. On the big stage of the financial world, Buffett's influence is everywhere, just like the air. You can't hide from him even if you want to. Even if you hide in outer space, you can still feel his presence. Every decision he makes is like a fairy's magic wand. When he waves it in the forest of the financial market, it will bring about a storm more terrible than the end of the world! The changes in the market are like puppets under a spell, being directed by him to spin around like a group of puppets doing a funny dance. His vision of corporate value is as accurate as if he has a super advanced X-ray machine installed in his head, with the function of seeing into the future, and it is a super version that can see to the end of the universe. His eyes are sharper than an eagle's. It feels like he can see what the company will look like in its next life."

"Buffett's achievements are not only that he is extremely rich. He has so much money that it can fill up the earth and even several more moons. The glittering gold makes people's eyes hurt as if they were being hit by the sun. The key is that he is like the leader of the martial arts world, the kind that all martial arts masters have to kneel down and kowtow to. He has set up a glittering golden banner for financial investment, a subject as profound as the mysteries of the universe. This banner is so big that it seems to cover the entire sky. Everyone behind him has to run in his direction, just like a group of small ants seeing a super-large cake and rushing over frantically."

The look in the eyes of the Great Emperor Zhenwu was like that of a wolf that had been hungry for days seeing a fat lamb. He stared straight at Shuiying, his eyes full of desire, as if he wanted to find a rope to tie his daughter and Lao Ba together and then send them directly to the bridal chamber.

"And, daughter, Lao Ba is a very kind person, just like Santa Claus, and he is a very generous Santa Claus. He throws out his money like paper money, all to those poor people like stray cats. He is very generous, and his money is like water, and it is like a flood, pouring into charity. When it comes to education, he is like Doraemon, the kind of Doraemon with unlimited magical props. Meng uses money as a magic pocket. As long as he reaches in and takes a few steps, he can create a lot of opportunities for those children who can't afford to go to school to go to school. Those children are like little carps jumping into the dragon gate, and they can frolic happily in the ocean of knowledge. In the medical field, he is like an angel, and an angel with super big wings, sowing the seeds of hope to those who are tortured by diseases like little bitter melons, giving them the opportunity to jump around again, just like they have been injected with chicken blood. His good deeds are like sweet rain, nourishing the hearts of many people. Those people are as happy as a desert that has been dry for hundreds of years and suddenly encountered a rainstorm. If he can be a son-in-law, our family will be so proud. When we go out, other gods will be jealous to death. It's like a strange flower shining in the fairy world. This light shines like the brightest star in the universe, attracting everyone's eyes. I guess those gods will stare straight. "

The words spoken by the Great Emperor Zhenwu were so beautiful, and the smile on his face was like a blooming peony, as if he had already seen the happy scene of Old Tomoe and Mizukage after their marriage. The scene was just like a Disney animation, one of the most exciting and romantic animations, with flowers, castles, magic and everything.

After listening to her father's nagging, Mizukage frowned, and her eyebrows were twisted like two twists, and they were super tight twists that felt like they could pinch a fly to death. Her eyes were glaring, like two small flames burning, and the flames were roaring, and it felt like they could set the air around them on fire. She shouted at the top of her voice: "Dad, don't be fooled by his halo! This old man you are talking about has some achievements, but so what? He wants me to marry him? Humph, it's a huge joke, a bigger joke than the sky!"

"Look, Dad, although he was once glorious in the financial market, that is all in the past, just like the dinosaur era, it has long passed. Take the time when he invested in airline stocks. He thought it was a sure win, just like putting money in the bank and waiting for interest. What happened? The epidemic came like a super monster from outer space. That guy was baring his fangs and claws. The blow to the aviation industry was like an asteroid hitting the earth. It was a disaster! His investment was like a paper house, and it was the kind of paper house that was soaked in water. It collapsed in an instant. The loss was so miserable, and the money was like running away. It was gone in a flash, is this what he calls a magic operation? And his investment in technology stocks was so conservative at the beginning, like an old stubborn, just like those conservative ministers in the late Qing Dynasty, who were unwilling to accept new things. By the time he reacted and wanted to get on the train, the technology stock express train had already driven into outer space, probably almost to Mars, and he could only eat dust at the back, like a little tail, watching helplessly, and getting nothing. This fully shows that his investment strategy is full of loopholes, like a sieve, and it is the kind of sieve with big holes and small holes, everything can leak out. "

"Besides, Dad, financial investment is a very risky business. Buffett is not a god or a superman. He also has his share of missteps. He originally thought that the traditional energy companies he invested in were a cash cow, just like the tree was full of gold. But when the environmental protection wind blew, it was like a super tornado. Those companies fell down like autumn leaves, and their value plummeted. He also fell down with a bruised face, like a clown. It's like a person who thinks he is a good swimmer, but ends up being dizzy in the sea because of the undercurrent, like a spinning top. He will be spinning in the water and will not know where he is in the end. Moreover, the volatility of the financial market is like the end of the world. Sometimes the sky collapses and the earth breaks apart, sometimes there is a volcanic eruption, and sometimes there is a tsunami. If I marry a man like him, my family will be like a small broken boat in a storm, and it is a small broken boat with holes everywhere. It may capsize at any time and sink directly to the bottom of the sea to feed the fish. The son-in-law I want must be as stable as Mount Tai, who can give me a sense of security no matter what the situation is, not like him, who is tossed to death in the financial market like a poor little creature. "

"Also, Dad, although Lao Ba seems generous in charity, who knows the tricks behind it? Maybe he does it for fame. Everyone watches his charitable actions like a clown show, wondering if he has ulterior motives. True kindness comes from the heart, just like the clear water of a lake. Like him, maybe he is just putting on a show! Moreover, charity is not just about throwing money, you have to look at the effect. He invested so much money, but how much of it really helped those in need? It's like a person scattering seeds randomly, and the kind of scattering with his eyes closed, without caring whether it can sprout or not, just like scattering seeds on stones. What's the use? Isn't this a waste? Maybe those seeds are cursing him in their hearts."

"And..." Mizukage became more and more excited, like a machine gun, "Da Da Da" non-stop, "Dad, what do you think a married life should be like? It should be relaxed and happy, with the smell of fireworks, like a warm little stove, making people feel comfortable. But the title of "God of Stocks" is like a tight spell, and it's a super tight spell that makes people breathless. If you find someone who has something to do with him, your life will be miserable in the future. When the faucet at home is broken, other people's husbands roll up their sleeves to fix it, like a super hero, It was done in one go, as fast as lightning. But if someone is related to the "stock god", he might still be analyzing the impact of this on the financial market. Isn't that crazy? It's like you are hungry, but he gives you a recipe book. What's the use? Also, there must be romance between husband and wife, but for someone who is related to the "stock god", is romance meant to give a stock chart? That thing is like a heavenly book, who can understand it? It's better to give me a stone, at least the stone can be used as a stepping stone, or I can use it to crack walnuts."

"Look at the male protagonists in those TV shows. They are gentle and considerate, romantic like flowers, and can protect the female protagonist at the critical moment, just like a knight protecting a princess. But can someone who is related to the 'stock god' do this? Just like in idol dramas, on the female protagonist's birthday, the male protagonist uses flowers and candles to make a big heart, and there are colorful balloons around it. It's so romantic, just like a prince from a fairy tale world. If he is related to the 'stock god', he might still be looking at stocks on the female protagonist's birthday. That scene is disgusting, just thinking about it, like seeing a cockroach crawling on a cake. Dad, I don't want to live a farce in the future. I want to find someone who really understands life and loves me, not some 'stock god'. The title of 'stock god' is garbage to me, just like that stinky garbage, I don't want it! If I were with him, I would probably have nightmares every day, dreaming that I was drowned by stocks."

The Mizukage spoke so passionately, like a victorious general, with his chest puffed high, and his momentum seemed to overwhelm the Zhenwu Emperor. The Zhenwu Emperor listened nearby, his expression was as if he had eaten bitter melon and was spicy with chili peppers, uncomfortable and helpless, like a puppy scolded by its owner, with its head drooping. "Daughter, your idea is too extreme, can't you think about it carefully? Maybe Lao Ba has many advantages that you don't know about?"

Mizukage stiffened his neck, like a fighting cock with high morale, "Dad, I have thought it through very clearly! I don't want to put my happiness on the unreliable halo of a 'stock god', there is no room for negotiation! Just like I don't want to wear socks with holes in them to attend a dance, absolutely not!"

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