I opened the Ming Dynasty
Chapter 284 Facebook is shameless
The Great Emperor Zhenwu slightly raised his eyelids, which were as majestic as a mountain. A rare solemnity flashed in his eyes, like a general deploying a major strategy. He spoke slowly:
"My dear daughter, today I have to introduce you to someone. His name is Mark Zuckerberg. Don't underestimate him. He is the founder of Facebook (now renamed Meta)!
Facebook, it was like a bright moon suddenly rising in the vast sky of their mortal world. Its light, like countless golden swords, illuminated the path of communication between people. It was incredible, like opening a door to infinite possibilities.
"You don't know, in the world before those mortals, the way of socializing was so frustrating, as if everyone was trapped on a lonely island, and those islands were like leaves drifting helplessly in the sea. They could only stare at each other and couldn't communicate freely.
Hey, at this moment, Mark Zuckerberg was like a bridge builder who came from a mysterious magic world, and connected all the islands with a "bang bang bang" sound!
His work was incredible, and it directly changed the old way of socializing and communicating. Now, no matter how far apart they are, even if they are at the ends of the earth, people can chat through his platform as if they were close to each other, just like a magician casting a spell to break the shackles of distance.
The platform he created is like a super invincible tree in the forest of social media and the Internet. Its trunk is as thick as a giant's leg, and its branches and leaves are as lush as dark clouds. Its status and influence are so overwhelming that no one can ignore it, just like the status of the sun in the sky. "
As the Great Emperor Zhenwu spoke, his eyes flickered with a light as if he was recalling some Pokémon. It seemed that he was very impressed by the changes brought about by Mark Zuckerberg. The light twinkled in his eyes like stars.
"Daughter, think about it carefully. The shadow of his platform is everywhere in people's lives now!
For example, the social network is so convenient. It is like an invisible magical bond. This bond is like a nimble little snake that shuttles between people and easily connects relatives and friends together.
This thing does not just change the way we socialize. In the lofty fields of politics and culture, it is like a big stage with magical powers. Various thoughts and cultures on this stage are like a group of little monsters, constantly colliding and blending. It is very lively, like a carnival that never ends.
So, Mark Zuckerberg’s achievement is not just to create a great social platform, he has simply reshaped people’s lifestyles, just like a magical wizard who changes the world with a wave of his magic wand.”
The Great Emperor Zhenwu looked at the Mizukage expectantly, his eyes seemed to be saying, "Daughter, just give in." Just like a hunter expecting his prey to fall into a trap.
"Besides, daughter, Mark Zuckerberg is a kind-hearted man who actively participates in various public welfare undertakings.
He is like a little angel with the light of wisdom, and that light is as dazzling as the halo above the angel's head, spreading the seeds of hope and progress everywhere.
You see, he spends a lot of money and energy on improving the global education level, and his passion is like a burning flame.
This is great. Many people who originally had no chance to access advanced knowledge and technology now have the opportunity, just like a long-dry land finally receiving a downpour.
In the field of technological development, he has not been idle either. He is like a hardworking little bee. The hard work of the little bee is like the never-stopping clock hand. He works hard to create a better digital living environment for people, so that the light of technology can illuminate everyone's future like the sun. That light is like a warm hand caressing all things in the world.
You said, if such a person could become my son-in-law, it would be a real honor for our family. If he goes out, other gods would be envious of him, just like the stars holding the bright moon. "
As Emperor Zhenwu spoke, his eyes were filled with beautiful visions, as if he had already seen the lively scene of Mark Zuckerberg and Mizukage's wedding, which was like a grand festival celebration.
As for Mizuying, after listening to her father's long speech, her beautiful brows slightly frowned, like a small flower blown crooked by the wind, and her brows were like two disturbed willow leaves.
She blinked her eyes, thought for a long time, and then said slowly: "Dad, this Mark Zuckerberg you mentioned is indeed very powerful, I have to admit that.
What he has done in social networking and charity is as bright as the stars in the night sky and should not be underestimated, just like bright gems shining in the dark.
But! Dad, I think we can't just make a hasty decision about whether he can be our son-in-law just because he has these achievements.
This matter! You have to think about it carefully, just like carving a piece of precious jade, you can't be careless. "
"Look, Dad, although the social platform he created has a huge influence around the world, it is like a huge vortex. The power of the vortex is like a black hole in the universe, sucking everyone in.
But! This platform is like a careless little sloppy, in the area of information management, sometimes it is really not very good. Now the Internet is developing as fast as a rocket, and information is pouring in like a tide, how scary it is, that tide is like a ferocious beast.
But this platform, at times, is like a doorman who is still asleep. It is unable to effectively filter and manage this information, just like a sieve full of holes!
For example, false information and bad content are like a group of little mice running around on the platform, and the platform’s control in this regard is a bit beyond its ability, just like a shepherd unable to drive away a cunning fox.
What does this mean? It means that when faced with such a large amount of information flow, the management of this platform is like a mess, not sophisticated enough, like an unfinished graffiti. "
"Also, Dad, when it comes to protecting user privacy, this social platform is like a broken house with leaks everywhere. The holes are as numerous as sieves. There is still a lot of room for improvement.
Although the platform has brought a lot of social conveniences to everyone, it is like giving everyone a lot of beautiful little gifts, and those little gifts are like sweet candies.
But! In some cases, it is like a sneaky thief, which may threaten the privacy of users, just like a thief coveting treasure in the dark.
You see, data leaks pop up from time to time, just like a nightmare. The nightmare is like the devil's claws tightly grasping the user, making the user's personal information like a naked doll, nakedly exposed to danger, just like a lamb exposed to a pack of wolves.
Moreover, when the platform uses and shares user data, it is like playing a mysterious game. It is not transparent enough and cannot meet users' needs for privacy protection at all. It is like looking at something through a layer of fog, which is blurry.
If we find a son-in-law who is closely related to this platform, will our privacy be as unprotected as those users? It's like living in a house without a door."
"Besides, Dad, when facing competition and challenges, this platform is like a grumpy little monster. The temper of that little monster is like an erupting volcano, and sometimes it behaves too aggressively.
In the battlefield of commercial competition, it may adopt some very strong strategies like a reckless man wielding a big sword, and the sword is as sharp as lightning. This is not good, just like a small stone thrown into a calm lake, which may disrupt the healthy development of the entire industry, and the lake water is like an overturned paint box.
Daughter, I want a son-in-law who is like a steady mountain, who knows how to balance competition and cooperation, and who can’t be so impetuous. That mountain is as stable as a magic needle that stabilizes the sea.”
"Finally, Dad, although Mark Zuckerberg has done a lot in charity, he is like a hardworking farmer. The hard work of the farmer is like a tireless old cow, planting many seeds of hope.
But! Sometimes, charity is like a naughty elf, which will bring some controversy. That elf is like the unpredictable wind.
You see, sometimes people are like a group of curious kittens. They doubt his motives for doing charity work, and the kittens' eyes are full of doubts.
My daughter thinks that a truly good person cannot just pretend to be a good person, but must have a heart as pure as crystal, and crystal is like the purest snow.
Moreover, the effect of public welfare cannot be seen immediately, just like planting a tree. You have to wait for it to grow slowly before you know whether it is useful. The growth of a tree takes time, just like the growth of a child. You can't just look at how much money he invested and think it will definitely bring about huge changes, just like you can't judge the abundance of fruits by just looking at the size of the seeds. "
"And..." Mizukage was talking, and suddenly, like a naughty little fox, a hint of doubt and ridicule appeared in his eyes, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he began to talk nonstop again, "Dad, listen carefully to the name of Facebook (now Meta).
Hey! When you say "Facebook", just hearing the word "face" makes people feel like this platform only cares about people's appearance. How superficial is that?
It's like seeing the color of a flower but ignoring its fragrance. Now it's changed to 'Meta'. Oh my, what the hell is this 'Meta'?
It is like a mysterious magic spell that makes people confused, just like an unknown creature hidden in the mysterious deep sea. The combination of these names is like a hodgepodge, sometimes like this, sometimes like that, and it is impossible to figure out what it represents.
It's like a ball of colorful but messy threads. Hey, Dad, do you think my daughter is right? "
When Emperor Zhenwu heard this, a look of surprise appeared on his face, as if he had seen a strange treasure flying from outer space. He obviously did not expect his daughter to have such a unique idea. His expression was as if he suddenly saw a second sun appear in the sky.
The Mizukage didn't care about all this, she was like a little sparrow that had opened its mouth and continued to talk excitedly, her excitement as if she had won the lottery.
"Dad, what do you think is the life of a married couple? It should be like a pair of lotus flowers, understanding and supporting each other, and living happily together, right?
The twin lotus flowers are like a pair of inseparable good friends. But look at the name, it is strange, like a cloud of fog, making it impossible to imagine any sense of stability, and the fog is like a mysterious veil covering it.
If you find someone who is closely associated with this platform, like Mark Zuckerberg, then you have a lot of fun.
If a couple encounters a small problem, other husbands will shout "Hey yo" and rush to solve the problem like a superhero. The superhero is like the god of war in mythology. But if you are with him, he might still be there foolishly wondering if this matter has anything to do with his social platform. He looks like a person lost in a maze. What can you do? It's really frustrating."
“Let’s talk about the name again. Facebook changed its name to Meta, just like a little monster that keeps changing. The changes of this little monster are as unpredictable as Sun Wukong’s 72 transformations. It is not firm at all.
Look at the names of those companies, they are all concise and clear, like "Brave Enterprise" and so on. They sound very powerful, like a majestic general. The general is like a flag on the battlefield.
What about Meta? It feels like a gust of wind can deform it, like a fragile sand sculpture. Dad, if we live together in the future and something unexpected happens at home, can we still expect people related to Meta to solve the problem with the same thinking as social networks?
That's just nonsense, just like using chopsticks to drink soup. And wow, couples should have some small surprises occasionally, but if you are with someone related to Meta, maybe the gift he gives you will be a weird thing, like it was brought from another planet, and the gift will be like a mysterious object from another time and space, which is so boring. "
"Besides, Dad, if you look at those popular TV shows nowadays, the male protagonists in them are all affectionate and loyal, just like sparkling diamonds, charming and responsible. Those diamonds are like eternal stars.
But the people related to Meta, no matter how you look at it, don’t meet this standard. Just like in idol dramas, the male protagonist will confess his love at the critical moment, and then like a super hero, he will hold up the sky for the female protagonist, and the sky he holds up is like a solid umbrella.
If he were with Meta's people, he might still be thinking about how to update his social media status at the critical moment. That scene is funny to think about, like a clown performing a farce.
Hey, Dad, you see, I don't have high requirements. I just want to find someone who can be like a hero at a critical moment, not a guy who is unpredictable, just like wanting clear spring water instead of turbid muddy water. "
The Mizukage became more and more excited as he spoke, like a young general who had won a battle. The Great Emperor Zhenwu, who was listening nearby, did not know whether to laugh or cry. His expression was as complicated as if he had eaten bitter melon and drank honey at the same time.
"My daughter, your idea is really unique, just like a rare flower. A rare flower is like a cactus in the desert. However, we can't just judge someone by their name!
Maybe Mark Zuckerberg has other advantages? Maybe when he gets serious, he can make you admire him so much that you will bow down to him, as if you have seen the greatest miracle in the world. "
When the Mizukage heard this, he snorted and raised his head like a proud little swan, "Dad, I don't believe it.
My daughter is not being picky on purpose, she just hopes to find someone who is truly right for her. Although a name cannot completely determine a person's essence, it is like a small mirror that can reflect some of their characteristics to a certain extent. That mirror is like a crystal ball that can see through people's hearts.
The name Meta really made my daughter have a lot of doubts about the sexual lives of people associated with this platform, just like dark clouds covering the sun. "
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