I opened the Ming Dynasty

It comes so fast and unexpectedly!

Before I could figure out what was going on, I heard a loud snap!

It was the sound of a solid slap!

I still don't know which side of the face the slap was given?

I heard a series of crackling sounds again!

The barbecue shed suddenly tilted and almost collapsed.

The screams of women and the shouting and groaning of men suddenly became a noisy mess!

I was stunned for a moment before I could see clearly that one of the two old men who had just walked into the barbecue shed had fallen out and was rolling on the ground, holding his cheek.

The other old man dragged and tugged at him, cursing and glaring at me and Li Xiaoling.

The two stunningly beautiful girls ran out of the studio in horror, staring at Li Xiaoling and me with frowns on their faces.

The sausage-making sister was also in a panic, complaining and feeling sorry for her dilapidated barbecue shed.

"What happened? Did you hit them?"

I glanced at Xiaoling who was glaring at me outside the shed.

"Well, just when you were talking about your friendship with them, that fat guy suddenly came over and wanted to hit you. I hit him first in a hurry, but I didn't expect to use too much force and hit him out of the shed. He is so fat that he almost knocked down the barbecue shed. I must make him pay for it later!"

Xiaoling was still angry and spoke angrily.

I secretly said to myself: I was ashamed! I thought: Could it be that the fat guy heard what I just said? He was so angry that he wanted to hit me, but he was hit by my bodyguard angel Xiaoling instead?

While I was thinking about it, the two old men supported each other and returned to the shed.

The two old faces drooped like the gods of death, seven of them were unconvinced, eight were unwilling to change, and a hundred and twenty of them stood in front of me without any ambiguity.

The two pretty girls, as pretty as flowers, followed closely in.

"Where did you come from, you bastard? Do I, Wang Ermaizi, know you? Why do you always use our kitchen knife?"

The fat guy covered his face with one hand and poked my nose with the other hand arrogantly and cursed.

I hurriedly bowed and said with a smile on my face, "I'm sorry, uncle! I recognized the wrong person!"

I didn't expect that my friendly and frank attitude not only failed to make the fat guy Wang Ermaizi feel relieved, but made him even angrier!

He was so angry that his eyes rolled back, his fat body was shaking, and his big fat face turned the color of liver. It looked like he was about to vomit blood and faint!

"Hey! Where did you come from, you bastard? How dare you come to Baofeng Town and make fun of Mr. Liu? I think you've had enough of living, right?"

The old man with shifty eyes also got angry!

I hurriedly bowed and nodded.

"puff"

For some reason, Xiaoling suddenly couldn't help laughing and covered her mouth with her hands.

And once you start laughing you can’t stop!

He clapped his hands and stamped his feet until he was laughing so hard!

The old man with shifty eyes seemed to be angry too. His nose was crooked, his eyes were slanted, and the hand that was pointing at the bridge of my nose was shaking. His whole body was twitching as if he had a stroke, and he couldn't speak for a long time.

"Snapped"

I was laughing at someone else's misfortune when I suddenly felt my face getting hot and someone slapped me in the face!

I got angry too and was about to slap back, but when I saw who was slapping me, I started laughing again.

"Are you crazy? You are talking nonsense here! Do we know each other?"

The oval-faced girl in the green skirt slapped me in the face, but she still pointed at my nose and questioned me.

Her hair stood on end with rage, her eyes wide open. Her facial features were squeezed together in a hideous way, and her face looked terrifying. Her entire face turned purple-red, and she was so angry that she almost exploded. She was so anxious and angry that she waved her arms wildly, as if she was going to eat someone!

I smiled and said timidly, "Miss, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry! Don't be anxious, okay?"

"you you you you you……"

The oval-faced girl might have been so excited by my confession that she stuttered, raised her neck, rolled her eyes, and fell backwards, fainting.

This is a tough time for the tall and thin girl with a mysterious temperament and a cool aura.

The four of them, two men and two women, were already mad at each other, and she was the only one left, trying to help this one and that one, but it was useless to help anyone...

Everyone has a heart that cherishes women!

I saw the tall and thin girl was in a hurry and flustered, so I hurried over to help her.

I kicked her and said, "You should help Wang Ermaizizi, leave her to me!"

The tall and thin girl was frightened by my crazy behavior, she stared at me with eyes wide open, her eyes full of astonishment and disbelief. But she still silently handed the oval-faced girl to me, and then turned to take care of other unconscious people.

I carefully held the oval-faced girl in my arms. Her face was as pale as a ghost, which made me feel creepy. I gently stroked her face, hoping to wake her up. At the same time, people around gathered around and talked about it, making the scene more bizarre and weird.

In this chaotic atmosphere, I tried to keep myself calm. I kept calling her name, as if I was performing a mysterious ritual. After a while, a miracle happened. The oval-faced girl slowly opened her eyes. Her eyes were empty and lifeless, as if she was possessed by something.

Seeing her wake up, I finally felt relieved. I gently lifted her up and let her lean on my shoulder. Her body was still shaking, and I could feel her fear and anxiety.

At this time, the tall and thin girl also came over. She looked at us with a strange look in her eyes. She said softly, "Thank you, you are really a weirdo." I looked at her, smiled mysteriously, and said, "This is all fate."

In the following days, we took care of the oval-faced girl and other insane people. Everyone seemed to be under a spell and their behavior became very absurd.

When everything calmed down, the tall and thin girl and I sat aside, looking at each other, our hearts filled with doubts and confusion...