I opened the Ming Dynasty

The scene of this sausage stall is similar to the barbecue stall I often went to at the school gate before I traveled through time.

There was an open space behind the barbecue stall, with a few crude wooden tables and a dozen rotten wooden stools placed in a disorderly manner. The ground was littered with dirty stones, dirt, and leaves.

I was very curious and asked, "Why are there so many greasy, twisted stones, dirt, and leaves on the ground?"

Xiaoling didn't seem to mind and said, "This kind of snack stall is like this. After the customers finish eating the barbecue, they only provide stones, soil and tree leaves to wipe their mouths and hands. Only high-end restaurants will provide silk scarves, towels and fragrant leaves."

I was stunned. This is too sad! Can't they use cheap toilet paper? They actually use stones, soil and leaves to clean their mouths and hands?

What if you have a bowel movement?

Thinking of this, I can't help but shudder! It's been the fourth day since I came here. It seems that I only squatted in the toilet of Niu Mansion to poop when I first came here. In the past few days, because the pace was too fast, I didn't even poop.

Am I constipated?

As I was hesitating, I heard a girl's voice ask, "Brothers and sisters, would you like something to drink?"

Xiaoling and I then noticed that there was a little girl running errands and serving people in the table shed.

But she looked no more than twenty-five or twenty-six years old, and was wearing dark gray clothes, so she didn't attract much attention.

"Is there any wine?"

I asked hurriedly.

"Yes, what kind of drink would you like?"

The little girl said.

"Tsingtao, Budweiser, Snow, any kind of alcohol will do!"

"You, what did you say?"

Only then did I realize that I exported the products too quickly. How could the Ming Dynasty have had these types of beers?

He quickly changed the topic and asked, "Can you first tell me what bars you have here?"

"Oh!"

The little girl was actually very beautiful. Although she looked dusty and worldly, her big watery eyes blinked as if they could speak, and her fair and rosy oval face was small and delicate.

She seemed to be conquered by my handsomeness and coolness!

She stared at me, and her little face instantly blushed.

"We have Fangxian Yellow Wine, Shennong Wine, Wudang Wine, and Farmer Wine."

The little girl rubbed her clothes with a blushing face.

I was a little surprised that such a shabby barbecue stall had so many kinds of wine, and they were all local wines from my hometown before I traveled through time.

"Give me a pound of each of these wines. I'll try to see which one suits my taste best."

I said with great anticipation.

"you you……"

The little girl seemed to want to say something, but when she looked into my fiery gaze, her face turned even redder and she quickly turned around and went behind the shed.

"Brother Xiangtian, you are so bad!"

Xiaoling rested her chin on her elbow and looked at me with a seductive look, as if she was smiling.

I was confused and was about to ask why?

The little girl came over carrying a large wooden tray.

There were four large black bowls on the wooden tray, each of which was filled with wine.

I was puzzled again. With such large bowls and so much wine filled in them, why could the little girl bring up four bowls at once and walk so smoothly? The wine seemed to be frozen in the bowls, without any movement at all!

How strange!

Could it be that this little girl is actually a hidden kung fu master?

But she was only twenty-five or twenty-six years old! Even if she had started practicing Lingbo Weibu in her mother's womb, how high could she reach in stepping on snow without leaving any trace?

Just when I was wondering, the little girl "floated" back again!

Ten spicy grilled sausages were served.

It's so homey! The sausage and the skewer are about a meter long. You can't eat it without using both hands.

"Oh my! How can we finish all this? This elder sister is too generous!"

Xiaoling stared at the grilled sausages with her charming eyes and sighed.

I didn't care. I thought about the pot of beef I had at Niu Fu Winery two nights ago, and I was starving just thinking about it.

Roll up your sleeves and work hard!

I pulled out the skewer and threw it away, then just started chewing the sausage.

Mmmm, it tastes delicious!

I wolfed down two grilled sausages and wanted to pick up the wine bowl to start tasting the wine, only to find that my hands were covered with sauces, red oil, sesame seeds, chopped green onions and various seasonings.

I wanted to find some tissues to wipe my hands, but then I remembered that this was the Yongle period of the Ming Dynasty and there was no such thing!

I was looking at the stones, soil and leaves on the corner of the table, wondering whether they would be clean to use to wipe my hands.

Suddenly, my eyes lit up. Someone else came into the barbecue shed!

What caught my eye was that there were two very bright beauties among these people.

The sun shines on the incense burner, producing purple smoke, and from afar you can see a waterfall hanging in front of the river

No matter before or after the time travel, as long as she is a beauty, no matter what the environment is, as long as the beauty appears, I will capture her immediately!

A total of four people came in, and they looked like two couples, because there were exactly two men and two women.

But upon closer inspection, they seem a little bit different.

Because these two beauties looked to be about the same age as Li Xiaoling, about seventeen or eighteen years old.

Both men were very old, at least fifty years old, with gray hair and beards.

Look at these two girls again. The tall and thin one in the apricot yellow skirt is as beautiful as a flower reflecting in the water, and as graceful as a willow swaying in the wind. Her skin is even more fair and tender under the oil lamp of the barbecue shed, as smooth and soft as butter. She is very elegant and has a strong aura. Even if she is serious and mysterious, she can still be a beauty that captivates the whole country.

The oval-faced girl in a green skirt has beautiful hair that falls on her shoulders like a waterfall, fluttering in the air and exuding a charming fragrance. Her crescent-shaped eyebrows and star-like eyes are full of agility and playfulness, and her eyes seem to be greeting me...

My eyes widened! I couldn't help but wonder, logically speaking, the living conditions in the Ming Dynasty were many times more backward and poor than those in the 21st century before I traveled through time.

But why is it that during the four days since I traveled through time, the beauties I saw were more beautiful, more delicious, and more exciting than the other?

In the 21st century before the time travel, although everywhere was crowded, finding a beautiful woman to please the eyes was like looking for a needle in a haystack or panning for gold in the sand. It was too difficult!

As he was watching with his eyes shining and his soul leaving his body, he suddenly felt a pain in the thigh as if Xiaoling had pinched him.

"Hey! Brother Xiangtian! Why are you like this? I'm still sitting next to you, and you're just staring at other women like this?"

Xiaoling rolled her eyes at me, pouted and turned her head away.

"Well, no, I felt like I knew those two old men. I wanted to go over and say hello."

I quickly put my greasy lips close to Xiaoling's rosy cheek and kissed her.

Xiaoling immediately turned from anger to joy: "Do you know them?"

I hurriedly said, "I have never seen those two women, but those two men are my friends. See, the one on the left with a bulging chest and a protruding belly like a butcher is called Wang Ermaizi, and I use their kitchen knife every day; the one on the right with shifty eyes and a red-eared turtle is called Luo Hongling, and I often feed him earthworms..."

"Where did this bastard come from? You're looking for death!"

Before I could finish my words, I suddenly felt a black screen in front of my eyes, and a figure rushed towards me!