The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

"The prince has only just recovered. I wonder how General Gu's family is doing?"

"Forget it! Forget it! This is not something a eunuch like me can care about. I just feel sorry for the prince!"

"He is not like Deputy General Gu, who has a good brother. He can only bear the grievances alone!"

As he spoke, he reached out and touched Xu Qingqing's head:

""It's all because of us Xu Xingxing! Although his last name is Xu, he still does the work of the Gu family!""

Xu Qingqing looked at Gu Zheng's face, which looked like he had overturned a palette. She nudged Eunuch Fu's waist with her elbow and secretly gave him a thumbs up:

[Eunuch Fu! You are such a hermaphrodite! If I can’t adapt to the local climate, I will adapt to you!]

Eunuch Fu looked at Gu Zheng and snorted, not hiding the resentment on his face. He then looked at Xu Qingqing and the other two and smiled again:

"Xu Xingxing, come with us! You haven't been to court for more than a month, and everyone misses you!"

Xu Qingqing looked at Eunuch Fu with a look that said, "You are deceiving a fool."

[You are talking nonsense! I am a small follower who is useless when there is something to do and no need to come to me when there is nothing to do. I sit on the doorstep and sit on the doorstep. When I go to court, I can only look at everyone's buttocks. How can anyone miss me!]

[If you want to trick me into standing in the court, just tell me straight away. I won’t go anyway!]

Grandpa Fu (｀?w?′)?:

……

Although I don't have to obey the chicks when I go to the toilet, I really obey you!

Gu Zheng (x_x;):……

Is it so easy to disobey the imperial order now? If she can do it! Why can't my brother escape from prison secretly!

When he saw that Xu Qingqing was unwilling to go, Eunuch Fu immediately took out his purse and started throwing gold ingots, gold melon seeds, small silver bills, and silver change on the ground!

He threw one every few steps, mixing gold and silver together, and asked aloud:

"Oh! Who dropped this money? Is there anyone who can claim it? If not, I'll pick it up!"

Xu Qingqing immediately bent over with her big white teeth bared:

"Mine! Mine! It's all mine!"

Eunuch Fu threw them all the way to the Yangxin Palace, and then placed the last handful of golden pumpkin seeds on the table where cakes were placed in the Yangxin Palace, and raised his hand to wipe the sweat off his face:

Fortunately, it is close to the Palace of Tranquil Longevity, and fortunately I brought many people with me today, otherwise I really wouldn’t be able to call this person over!

The eunuchs and guards who followed Eunuch Fu looked at the gold and silver thrown down along the way and Xu Qingqing who was calling friends to pick up the gold, with a look of deep resentment on their faces:

Is that gold and silver? That's their hard work!

Eunuch Fu snorted coldly:

You are so short-sighted! If Xu Xingxing is happy, the emperor will be happy! If the emperor is happy, how can he miss out on your good things!

Xu Qingqing threw the golden melon seeds on the table to Xianyu:

[Wakakaka! Another happy day!]

Looking at the wet towel for washing hands and the water chestnut cake on the table, I feel nostalgic:

[Long time no see~I miss you so much~]

The court was originally discussing state affairs, and the discussion was in full swing when suddenly Xu Xingxing's voice was heard. There was no such thing as a drawn-out "Long time no see, I missed you so much"!

The emperor and his assistants all turned around and looked at the seats that had been empty for a long time:

It turns out that I am not the only one who misses Dabaobei/Xu Shenxian, Dabaobei/Xu Shenxian misses me too!

One month without Dabaobei/Xu Shenxian's court is so lonely and powerless, I miss her every day, miss her

After wiping his hands, Xu Qingqing, who had just picked up a piece of water chestnut cake, looked at the various faces that suddenly turned around. He was so scared that he threw the water chestnut cake into his mouth. He almost choked when he took it, and quickly drank a sip of water:

[Ahem… I was almost scared to death by them! Don’t mess with me, new account

[What are they doing? What's that look in their eyes? Anticipation? Happiness? Excitement? They're not thinking about the water chestnut cake that I've been missing for so long, are they?]

[Tsk tsk! You are an official, yet you still want to snatch food from a child! How shameful!]

[Also, what’s wrong with you, the emperor? I just ate a piece of your cake, why are your eyes red with excitement? You stingy guy! I asked Xiao Xuanxuan to treat your blood clots in vain!]

The emperor and his right-hand men turned around angrily, looking as if nothing had happened ((o(＞皿＜)o)) !!:

……

I believed your lies and actually thought that Xu Banxian would miss us!

Gu Zheng who was completely ignored (?_?):

Should I attend this court session or not? Do I still need to report my work? Crown Prince, Xu Jinnian, Xu Zikai, you guys don't even look at me?

Xu Qingqing, Princess Jiajia and Xu Qingqing moved their chairs aside, and the three of them sat next to each other on the threshold of the Yangxin Palace, eating water chestnut cakes. Xu Qingqing was in a good mood:

[Since I'm here, let me count the days and see how my colleagues are doing lately!]

The emperor and his humers who are still a little angry:

It’s coming! It’s coming! The long-awaited thing is here!

[Eh! Is it my illusion? Why do I feel like everyone's butts are getting rounder?]

The humeri quickly tightened their buttocks. Recently, exercising the buttocks has become a new trend. I heard that people with big buttocks are more likely to have children!

Don't tell me, this method is really useful. I heard that Mr. Zhang got pregnant while doing butt exercises... Oh! His wife is pregnant. According to reliable information (Imperial Hospital), it is possible that she is pregnant with twins!

[Let me count with my fingers and see this little scholar, Mr. Zhao! Tsk tsk! I didn’t expect that at such a young age, he has already ended up in the swill bucket!]

Emperor and Humerus: !!!

(Pick your ears in disbelief!) (Look at each other and ask) Where did you get into at such a young age? Is there a place called泔水桶? Is it the泔水桶 we often talk about?

Several humeri beside the young scholar Zhao Lord now went east, west, south, and north respectively:

I was wondering why there was a strange greasy smell. I thought it was because I had too much greasy food this morning. It turned out to be the smell of Lord Zhao.

The young scholar in the middle, Mr. Zhao, had a look of embarrassment on his young face:

Ahhh! It's only my third day at the Yangxin Palace, why do I have to encounter this! I really can't bear it!

Looking at the good colleague hiding aside, he signaled with his eyes:

That was so many days ago. I don't feel good now! Come back soon, or I will look stupid!

Colleague shook his head:

No! It still smells good now!

Young Scholar Zhao:...

My life is so miserable! It was like that the other day, and it is like this today!

[Let me see what's going on!]

[Oh! It turned out that I had a romantic encounter while having dinner at Xiankelai!]

The Emperor and his assistants (●—●): ??? !!! !!!

Do you want to listen to what you are saying? Is his affair just a swill bucket?

[Puff! Because the young scholar Mr. Zhao has fair skin, beautiful face, a crescent waist, red lips, white teeth, and long legs, and most importantly, he is handsome, elegant, and has a good temper! He was favored by a lady in the private room! ]

Everyone secretly looked at the young scholar Zhao:

It's really good-looking, worthy of being the former third place winner! Not to mention a woman, if he put on women's clothes, I would also take a few more glances!

But! What does this have to do with the swill bucket? Could it be that the other party is a plain girl? Did she jump into the swill bucket on purpose?

[Hey! She is beautiful yet pure, and at first glance she is a sweet and domineering girl! The young scholar Mr. Zhao admitted that he was a little moved!]

Now everyone was even more curious, and their eyes seemed to see through the young scholar Zhao:

It's come to this, and you still refuse to obey. Why are you going into the swill bucket?