The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

The young scholar Mr. Zhao smiled bitterly:

It's me who refuses to obey! I can't obey!

[Oh my god! This is shocking! Such a beautiful elder sister... and elder brother is actually a man dressed as a woman!]

Emperor and Humerus:

Damn! Damn! So much excitement! Is this really what a guy likes?

If that's the case, then it's understandable to go into the swill bucket. It's not clean anyway, so it's better to have an unclean body than to have an unclean body and mind!

Young Scholar Zhao Daren (／.＼):

Cover your face in pain and wave your hands!

I'm not, I didn't, he's talking nonsense!

Coincidentally, Xu Qingqing also thought so, but she didn't see the swill bucket next, but saw an even more explosive scene:

[What the hell! It turns out that the young scholar Zhao is not the one who jumped into the swill bucket here! Beautiful elder sister...brother, you actually came here to ask for your sister!]

[Let me see what kind of sister this is!]

The fairy jade in his mind was dancing with joy and accidentally clicked the speaker. Xu Qingqing was still watching the video unconsciously and had no idea that a sky curtain had appeared right above the Hall of Mental Cultivation!

The humeri were busy eating melons and no one looked up at the sky. It was only the young scholar Lord Zhao who discovered it when he looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle to avoid crying.

Everyone saw him staring at the roof, then he looked up:

Oh my god! This is incredible. Immortal Xu’s magical powers have increased again. He can actually see the picture, and it not only has sound but also subtitles!

In the picture, the young scholar Mr. Zhao hugged his clothes tightly, his face was blue and red:

"Young... Sir, you are being a little too presumptuous!"

"I admit that I have a crush on you, but only if you are a girl!"

A beautiful lady with rosy cheeks slowly waved the round fan in her hand, her voice charming and sweet:

"If you think I am being presumptuous, why don't you meet my sister? She just came of age this year. She is in her prime in early February. I hope a talented and handsome man will take her to see the spring breeze of Yangzhou!"

The emperor and his humerus looked up at the screen, and even read the subtitles when they couldn't hear clearly:

Beautiful! This girl... the girl is really beautiful, bold and gorgeous, yet delicate and lovely!

Tsk tsk! Suddenly I feel that Mr. Xiao Zhao doesn't know how to enjoy himself. It has come to this. Is being a man important? What's important is to have a beautiful woman in your arms!

But there are so many handsome boys and girls, how can my little sister be any worse than them!

Apparently, Mr. Xiao Zhao in the picture also thought so, and he hesitated to speak:

"I wonder where your sister is. Can I see her?"

The boy and girl covered their mouths with round fans, leaned over the window, and shouted to the window next door through the window, their voices were sweet:

"Little sister! Come out and have a blind date!"

"Hey! Here I come, brother!"

Everyone heard:

This voice is like a lark, and you can tell it’s a beautiful girl! It’s really a romantic encounter!

[Wow! The girl who made Master Xiao Zhao go into the swill bucket is coming out. Is it because the girl is too beautiful that Master Xiao Zhao lost his mind?]

The emperor and his assistants all nodded: What Immortal Xu said makes sense!

Then the door of the private room was gently pushed open, and a small head with a snake-like bun popped out.

The person who came had a round face, fair skin, a high nose bridge, and a pair of big round eyes that blinked and smiled before speaking, with round dimples on both sides:

"Brother! I'm coming!"

Mr. Zhao blushed on the spot, his heart pounding:

She is so cute, I love her so much!

The emperor and his humers were slightly disappointed:

It's also good! But I prefer the boy-girl version, which is challenging and hard to control! So, why did Mr. Xiao Zhao go into the swill bucket!

The result came out the next moment. The graceful or petite girl that I imagined did not appear, but a muscular figure.

A big body with a small head and a cute voice:

"Brother! Is this the brother you were talking about?"

The boy and girl holding the round fan were half leaning lazily on the stool:

"How is it? Do you like it?"

The girl nodded cutely:

"Hmm! Hello, sir! My name is Tiantian!"

The emperor and his humerus were also staring at the screen in shock, especially the one that appeared in the subtitles:

Is this cute contrast real? Not only is this sweet, it also looks chewy!

Lord Xiao Zhao looked at the two siblings, one standing and one sitting, in shock, shaking his head like a rattle!

This! Could it be that these two people were born in the wrong bodies?

No! No! My brother's thin and strong waist matches his face perfectly!

If I marry this girl, I will beat her three times a day and make her sleep like a fool!

Master Xiao Zhao stepped back again and again, hesitating:

"Well! Well what! I, I, I...I have something to do and I have to leave first!"

The lazy gaze of the boy and girl became sharp, and the girl next to them bumped her fists together:

"Oh! Your Excellency, do you look down upon my sister?"

"Ok?"

Little Zhao didn't even dare to swallow his saliva. If he got hit by a punch, his body would be covered with bruises.

"How...how could it be, my sister looks so special...hmm! So brave! My body really doesn't suit her!"

"Humph! So you don't like it?"

Mr. Xiao Zhao waved his hands repeatedly:

"No! No! I don't deserve it!"

The girl smiled coquettishly and handed him half a peach:

"If you think you're not worthy of her, then how about being worthy of me?"

Everyone present (σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ:

Holy shit! The reversal was so fast, I couldn't even keep up!

Looking at Mr. Xiao Zhao, whose face had turned green, I felt both sympathy and envy:

Mr. Xiao Zhao! How did you reach a level that we cannot reach at such a young age?

[Hahahaha (*?︶?*).?.:* I laughed my ass off! So at the end of the world, same-sex love is true love, and opposite-sex love is just an accident?]

In the picture, Mr. Xiao Zhao retreated frantically, wanting to cry but without tears:

"No! No! No! No no! I'm still straight, as straight as steel! I don't like eating peaches either, because they give me bumps!"

The sweet voice of the sweet girl sounded:

"Then you have to choose one!"

"Well, just kiss whoever you like!"

"Whether you marry my brother or I marry you! We can do it!"

Looking at the two siblings getting closer and closer! Mr. Xiao Zhao looked at the bustling crowd outside and spoke the true meaning of life:

"Love is precious, but life is more precious. If it is for freedom, both can be abandoned!"

As he said that, he jumped up and jumped out from the windowsill!

As luck would have it, Xiankelai's泔水车 passed by the window, and Lord Xiao Zhao, who was supposed to land easily, fell into an uncovered泔水桶 with a "plop"!

"Ahhh! Help! I fell into (gulp gulp)..."

Seeing him struggling in the bucket and being forced to drink two mouthfuls of swill, the swill driver forcibly pulled him up:

"Are you sick? My swill bucket doesn't even reach your waist!"

"If you struggle a couple more times, my bucket will break!"

Looking at Mr. Xiao Zhao, who was covered in food and forced to become a drowned chicken, Xu Qingqing was like an old hen that had just laid an egg: