The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

[If I were a saint now, I would promote it widely in the Han Dynasty within half a month and create a few more miracles!]

[Push my reputation to the top! Then it will be easier to do things with less effort!]

In this age where people depend on the weather for their livelihood, everyone believes in the legends of gods and ghosts.

Which emperor would not be preceded by an auspicious sign when he ascends the throne?

Whatever the emperor does is determined by fate, and it is given by heaven! The upper class believes this, let alone the common people!

When the people of Beixiong see me, they may have expectations and questions, but mostly they will definitely be full of admiration!

If I fool around a little more, it would be a piece of cake to take them down!

Fang You was so happy chatting with Xianyu that he was completely forgotten by Xu Qingqing. He watched Xu Qingqing turn around and get on the carriage?? (7_7)?? :

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Some people dispersed while walking!

What should I do? Hurry up and catch up!

When Eunuch Fu finished announcing the imperial edict and got on the carriage, he found two more gods squatting on the left and right sides of the carriage:

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"Princess Anding, Supervisor Fang? Do you think my carriage is too spacious?"

Xu Qingqing shook her head without saying a word, but just gave a mysterious smile!

Seeing her like this, Fang You followed suit and said nothing, revealing a mysterious smile!

Eunuch Fu sighed and nodded to the outside world:

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"Let's go! Back to the palace!"

The carriage swayed all the way to the palace. When Xu Qingqing saw the emperor, she asked:

"Your Majesty, do you have any unfulfilled wishes? For example, meeting your father, the emperor, and your mother, the empress?"

The emperor, who was still busy reviewing memorials, looked up in astonishment∑ (′△｀)? ! :

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How did I offend Big Baby? Big Baby actually wants to send me away!

He put down the red brush in his hand and spoke tentatively:

"Princess Anding, I am in good health now. I eat delicious food and sleep well. Can't I not see them?"

Seeing Xu Qingqing nod, the emperor just breathed a sigh of relief, but then he heard her say:

"Do you miss your grandmother and grandfather? I can bring them to you to meet them!"

Fang You, who originally wanted to follow along to see what Xu Qingqing was doing, regretted it so much that he wanted to slap himself right away when he saw the emperor's increasingly constipated face (＞w＜):

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I heard some talk about killing all the nine clans, why should I come here to join in the fun? Wouldn't it be better to go back to the Imperial Observatory early?

The emperor wanted to drink some tea to calm his nerves. His hand holding the teacup kept shaking. He swallowed and looked at Xu Qingqing:

"Bring, bring, bring them to see me? But, but, but I feel, I feel that my royal grandfather is a bit fierce!"

Xu Qingqing tilted her head and frowned in distress:

"Has the emperor ever met your great-grandfather or great-grandmother? They can too!"

The emperor took a deep breath and looked at Xu Qingqing as gently as possible:

"Does it have to be my eight generations of ancestors? Others are not allowed?"

Xu Qingqing nodded with sudden enlightenment⊙w⊙:

"It turns out that the Emperor doesn't like meeting his elders either!"

"That's fine too. Do you have any cats or dogs that you really miss?"

When the emperor heard Xu Qingqing say that cats and dogs were fine, he completely relaxed, and his favorite cat from childhood immediately appeared in his mind:

"When I was a child, I had a snow-white kitten. Its eyes were two colors and it was very smart..."

Before Ji was halfway through recalling, he was interrupted by Xu Qingqing:

"Your Majesty, do you think this is it?"

When the emperor came to his senses, he saw a white kitten on the ground, just like when he was a child, rushing straight towards him:

"It's it, that's it, this is my kitten! It looks exactly like the kitten I had when I was a child!"

The emperor stroked the kitten that jumped into his arms, and you raised your head, wanting to hold it for Xu Qingqing to see.

When he looked up, Xu Qingqing was no longer there. He was already in the Imperial Garden. The kitten in his arms had jumped down and was catching butterflies everywhere in the garden!

The emperor just felt dazed and reached out to touch the flowers around him∑ (′△｀)? ! :

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Is it the Xu Qingqing who was talking to me just now who is real, or is it the Imperial Garden now that is real?

Just as he was thinking about it, he saw his father coming towards him with a ruler in his hand:

"You bastard, you actually dared to secretly wear your mother's skirt. I'll beat you to death!"

The emperor, who was still in a trance just now, was in a panic with his head in his hands.

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"Father, I was wrong, Father!"

"This was all instigated by Xu Zishen and Xu Zhiyuan!"

"If you want to fight, fight them, don't fight me!"

The former emperor in the picture became even more angry:

"Well, you still dare to lie, it was clearly you and Xu Zishen who tricked Xu Zhiyuan into wearing it.

In the end, Xu Zhiyuan didn't fall for it and reunited with Xu Zishen, so the clothes ended up on you!"

The emperor in the illusion was so scared that he screamed. Xu Qingqing and the other two outside the illusion looked at the emperor struggling on the spot and tried very hard to hold back their laughter:(?fuck?)pu(σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ

[Haha ...]

[It turns out that the emperor is such an emperor! ]

[No wonder he is called Li Xiaolai. He is a top-notch cheater!]

[Uncle Xu is really good, he is good at being a double agent!]

In the illusion, the emperor was immediately caught by the late emperor. The late emperor's hand had already touched the emperor's collar. The emperor was so frightened that he was about to close his eyes and call his mother,

The scene suddenly changed, and a dragon table with several stacks of folded papers appeared in front of him!

The emperor didn't care about anything else, he stood up quickly, touched his butt hard, and felt that it didn't hurt, then he sat down on the dragon chair (￣y▽￣)~:

Fortunately, I didn't get hit. Fortunately! Fortunately! The feeling of my father spanking me with a ruler is something I will never forget!

Even though I've become the emperor, I still remember it so clearly!

"No, my father is still on the throne, how can I become the emperor?"

The emperor only realized it at night. He suddenly raised his head and looked at Xu Qingqing angrily (*｀w′*)v:

"Didn't I tell you that I don't want to see my father, the emperor and my mother?"

Xu Qingqing shrugged: (?_ _)?

"Your Majesty, as the saying goes, a man's heart is as deep as the sea!"

"I thought you said no, but you do!"

The emperor was so angry at Xu Qingqing's crooked reasoning that his nose was about to be crooked. He couldn't bear to scold Xu Qingqing, so he planned to vent his anger on Fang You (｀?w?′)?:

"Fang You, what do you think of Princess Anding's remarks?"

Fang You also shrugged ('◇'｀):

"Your Majesty, I don't know either. I have lost all emotions and desires. I don't understand human feelings. I am no longer a real man!"

The emperor who was defeated again (*?w?)?╰ひ╯:

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Ahhhh! I'm going to cut off Fang You's little penis, and then give him the Taoist name Wuji Taoist.

Xu Qingqing heard this for the first time???!(??????)??:

"Hahahaha(?w?)hiahiahia..."

[Fang Jianzheng is a real man if he dares to deny his gender!]

The emperor was speechless and could only look to Eunuch Fu for help. Eunuch Fu held his forehead, refused to answer and asked a new question:

"Your Majesty, what happened to you just now?"

The emperor suddenly came back to his senses and looked at Xu Qingqing excitedly:!(^O^)y

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"Princess Anding, please tell me, what happened to me just now?"

"Why couldn't I tell the difference between reality and illusion at that moment?"

Xu Qingqing blinked mischievously (n???n):

"Your Majesty, I have a plan that I must tell you about. Are you interested in listening?"