The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

Everyone turned it over and saw the same words in red on the other side:

Only women are invited to attend!

Here are some invitations to women who have a talent for storytelling.

No matter how old, rich or poor, as long as the story is tortuous, bizarre and bloody enough.

Yuanlai Teahouse will give uncertain rewards!

The men in the crowd immediately stopped:

"Why do you only let women in? Are we men bullying you?"

"It's not fair. It's very unfair!"

Today, she didn't say a word, but looked at him with strange eyes, which made the person's scalp tingle:

"What are you looking at? Am I wrong?"

Xu Qingqing looked at him with great contempt:

"Right, don't you know it yourself?"

"There were so many academies and private schools in the Han Dynasty. Was there any academy that allowed women to study there?"

"Who are you to complain about unfairness? We girls haven't complained about unfairness yet!"

[What the hell! You didn’t say a word about something as important as studying!]

[Even when it comes to small matters like eating, drinking and having fun, you have to be fair to yourself!]

[You guys get all the benefits!]

After hearing what Xu Qingqing said, many men in the crowd began to attack Xu Qingqing in a chaotic manner:

"Why are you women listening to gossip when you're not at home doing housework and raising your husbands and children?"

"You girls, unlike us, need to study hard to create a career and support a family!"

"All you need to do is stay at home, appreciate the flowers, drink tea, and enjoy your life! What's the point of reading so many books?"

"It is said that a woman's virtue lies in her lack of talent. Why don't you just learn your needlework and rings well?"

"It's simply inappropriate to show up in public and listen to other people's gossip!"

The women who were watching the fun all had their eyes wide open in anger, and they looked like they wanted to tear the mouths of these men apart!

A girl who looked hot-tempered walked up to Xu Qingqing and said:

"You are the only female official in our dynasty, the newly-appointed Princess Anding, right?

"I saw your portrait in our sister group!"

"Even though all the people living on the same street are your right-hand men, don't be afraid. We sisters can support you!"

"What do you say we should do? Do we want to argue with them? We'll all listen to you!"

Xu Qingqing raised an eyebrow?＾▽＾?:

[Still a passionate little girl! ]

[I wonder if Princess Jiajia and Ning Jingjing invited her?]

[This world really can’t live without girls! I want to stick with you!]

Hearing Xu Qingqing's thoughts, the little girl blushed and stamped her feet slightly:

"Hey, stop being distracted and tell us what we should do! (⊙o⊙)!"

Xu Qingqing quickly agreed:

"Don't be so anxious. Come on! Learn from me!"

The little girl looked serious and suddenly became nervous. When she saw Xu Qingqing slightly raised her head, she showed a just the right amount of mocking smile:

"Learn from me! Keep calm and make your face more expressive! Remember, you have to exaggerate!"

The little girl quickly imitated Xu Qingqing's behavior, with three parts of disdain, three parts of contempt, and four parts of disdain for the fan-shaped chart in her eyes!

Xu Qingqing walked up to the man who was making the loudest noise.

With her fan-shaped eyes and the smile of examining the goods, she lifted one side of her cheek with her tongue and examined him from head to toe and from toe to head.

After whistling at him a few times, she did not forget to blow her bangs at him, and then she started to say something greasy (???? ?????):

"Yo! This is a break in defense!"

"Tsk tsk, you can't do this, I don't like it!"

The little girl who was following behind and trying to imitate Xu Qingqing carefully forgot to keep any expression on her face and frowned tightly: (x_x;)

! ! ! ! ! ! !

Why do I feel like vomiting so much with this expression and this action?

The man who was arguing fiercely immediately shut up and took two steps back:??(?′w`?)??

! ! ! ! ! ! !

It was just an ordinary look and an action I often do, why did I feel insulted when she did it (;｀O′)o:

"You, what's that look in your eyes?"

"You're talking nonsense, I'm not broken!"

Xu Qingqing saw him retreat, approached him again, and wiped her lips with her thumb.

The right corner of the mouth, face and eyes were squeezed together, and the voice was lowered:

"Oh~ Since you are not broken~ Why are you still making a fuss~ Could it be that you are trying to get my attention~"

"What a sensible and interesting young man! Let's go and have a chat over there."

As soon as Xu Qingqing said this, the man opposite her face turned red and green. Without saying a word, he turned around and ran away, as fast as if there was a wolf chasing him!

He ran not far away, and even fell to the ground without paying attention. He got up resolutely and ran away without looking back!

Xu Qingqing saw the man running away and laughed so hard that she fell backwards:

[Haha ...]

[Greasy man! I just treated her the same way he treated other girls, and he couldn't stand it!]

[Look at this big butt when it runs, swinging from side to side, just like a 200-pound pig's butt!]

All the men present?? (7_7)?? :

? ? ? ? ? ?

Why did one of the main players run away? Isn't it because this girl's actions and tone make people physically uncomfortable?

It will pass if you just bear with it! A grown man is afraid of a little girl!

The enthusiastic girl who I thought was disgusting at first, suddenly had a look as bright as day (??д?)b:

! ! ! ! ! ! !

This method is disgusting, but it really works!

She bravely walked towards the other noisy man, and the confrontation lasted less than a cup of tea before the man fled!

The other girls who had been observing for a long time seemed to have opened the door to a new world and wanted to come on stage one after another!

It looked like two of the main force ran away in a short while, and the other men scattered and ran away before the girls could even show their abilities!

The girls saw the man running away, and they all laughed so hard:(*?︶?*).?.:*?

"Ha ha ha ha…………"

"It's so great! I've never been so happy!"

"No more keeping low and allowing others to bully you!"

When going out, all girls are very cautious, for fear of being contaminated by that man or being laughed at!

This is the first time I’ve laughed so heartily!

The only two people left at the scene were Fang You and Eunuch Fu. Fang You signaled to Eunuch Fu with his eyes:

Should we go or not?

Eunuch Fu looked at him with his newly learned fan-shaped eyes that were three parts disdain, three parts contempt, and four parts indifference:

I'm not a man, why should I leave?

I didn't think of this problem.

..............................

So, why are you so proud?

But on second thought, he was a purebred Taoist priest, had no intention of getting married, and was practicing the legendary ruthless Taoism!

In a sense, he should, probably, perhaps, possibly cannot be considered a man!

Thinking of this, Fang You calmed down a lot. He and Eunuch Fu stood aside like two human-shaped standees, not moving at all!

Let the girls on the side cast inquiring glances at me from time to time!

Xu Qingqing, who was surrounded by a group of girls, could only smell a burst of fragrance, and was so happy that she wanted to faint in the arms of each girl.

[Hahaha~(￣▽￣～)~……………]

[At this moment, I am Zhu Bajie entering the Spider Cave!]

[Stuck by the scent of the girls!]

"Yes, yes, our melon-eating salon is hosted by Princess Jiajia and Ning Jingjing!"

"Of course we don't have to worry about them making things difficult for us. After all, we have the support of the Princess's Mansion and the Duke of Ning's Mansion!"

The little girl who had just come forward smiled and put her arm around Xu Qingqing:

"Can I go over and help?"

Xu Qingqing smiled and rubbed her little face which had turned red due to excitement ( ′??)?(._.`):

"Of course you can. The more people come in, the more lively it will be!"

"I hope that all women in the Han Dynasty will have the opportunity to participate, not only to chat about gossip, but also to do practical things!"

"Our first episode is themed on masked ball. Can you go over and take a look and see what we need to prepare?!"

"Great!"

Xu Qingqing smiled as she sent the group of girls away, then walked to Eunuch Fu and bowed slightly(^_^):

"Eunuch Fu, where did the strong wind come from that blew you out of the palace?"

Eunuch Fu quickly dodged and signaled the eunuch holding the imperial edict to step forward:

"I'm here to announce the decree to General Hu, asking him to leave Beijing in half a month and go to Beixiong to follow the delegation to exchange supplies!"

Xu Qingqing was quite happy when she heard the first half, thinking that there would be another war to fight, but when she heard that it was a peace talk, she immediately lost interest:

Exchanging materials is doing business, there shouldn’t be many merit points!

Xu Qingqing turned around to say goodbye and walked forward without looking back. After taking two steps, she heard the fairy jade calling in her mind:

[Host, don't go! Host!]

Xu Qingqing stopped walking out (￣0￣?? ):

[Why are you staying here if you don’t want to leave? Do you want to go back to General Hu’s mansion and make a surprise attack?]

The small ball of light from the fairy jade turned into a hand that swayed back and forth (*≧m≦*):

[Host, why do you think Bei Xiong wants to exchange materials with the Han Dynasty?]

Xu Qingqing lazily threw a preserved fruit into her mouth＜(｀^′)＞ :

[Why else? Because there is a drought in the North Bear. Didn’t Princess Bayak tell us about it when she came here?]

[I also proposed a new policy for the construction of the Northern Bear to her, but I fainted while trying to save the prince, and she passed away, and there was no follow-up to this matter!]

The fairy jade is jumping in the sea of ​​consciousness (*｀??(???????)??′*)v:

[So, host, your time has come! You can follow along!]

[？ ？ ？ ？ ？ ？ ]

[Xianyu, do you want to listen to what you are saying? The North Bear has been suffering from drought for years, and I don’t know how many people are suffering! ]

[You actually said that my good time has come and asked me to go over and watch the fun. Do I look so wicked?]

Speechless, Xianyu was furious (≧?≦):

………………

! ! ! ! ! ! !

This host is somewhat seriously ill. She said she is not immoral, which means I am the one who proposed it and I am immoral!

[Host, think about it, what did you get from my upgrade this time?]

[The pure water of glass, the pure water of glass that can be transformed into many, many, many small water drops!]

[The glass water is useless in your place!]

[North Bear is suffering from drought, it can turn waste into treasure! ]

Xianyu didn't know what he was thinking about, but he became more and more excited as he talked＼(☆o☆)／:

[When the time comes, the host will show his divine power and make the sky of the northern bear covered with dark clouds, lightning and thunder, and then a heavy rain will fall, and the drought crisis of the northern bear will be solved!]

[Isn’t this the merit?]

After being described by Xianyu, Xu Qingqing, who was eating preserved fruit, almost choked:

"Cough, cough, cough!"

[Xianyu, you are so bold!]

[Come on, first tell me, how can I make the sky overcast, with lightning and thunder?]

[You really think I'm God, I can control the weather!]

Xianyu didn't care:

[Although you are not God, you can create illusions. As long as you think well enough, the effect will be better!]

Xu Qingqing was deeply hurt by Xianyu's indifferent attitude (●—●):

! ! ! ! ! !

[(Gnashing teeth) Xiao Yu'er, you'd better tell me clearly, when can I set up the illusion?]

[After I upgraded this time, not only did I get the Glazed Pure Water, I was also able to develop the ability to create an illusion!]

[Last time I told you, you wouldn’t let me say it!]

The furious Xu Qingqing (; 'O')o:

! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Why didn’t you say so earlier!]

[If my brain starts working on its own, won’t I be able to see the live version?]

[Quick, quick, Xianyu, arrange a love story for me about my dad and Uncle Xu, who are happy enemies!]

[You can cut whatever you want yourself. It feels so good!]

The fairy jade that was just about to move (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻:

[…………………]

[Host, can you grasp the key point? ! ! ! ]

[Hurry up and find your father, he is the ambassador of the delegation this time!]

[Oh! Got it!]

After agreeing, Xu Qingqing turned around and sat in Eunuch Fu's carriage!

Immortal JadeΣ(`-?-′)?ゥッ…:

[……………]

[Host, walk two blocks from General Hu's house, and the first house is yours. You still need to take a carriage for such a short distance?]

[Your legs are not for walking, but for decoration to ensure the integrity of your body?]

Xu Qingqing found a comfortable place in the carriage to sit down and close her eyes to restヾ(⌒(_?????)_:

[I will go to the palace first and ask the emperor if he can make me a saint!]

Immortal Jade?? (7_7)?? :

[？ ？ ？ ？ ？ ？ ]

[Didn’t you refuse to be a saint this morning?]

[Xiao Yu'er, this is what you don't understand!]

[I need to do something big, and this big thing requires momentum!]