The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

Hug this girl's waist, pat that girl's butt, and let out a series of evil laughs (?????):

[Hehehe… What a thin waist! And such a bouncy butt!]

The group of men who were beating the drums nearby were so scared that they wanted to stop beating and pull up their clothes:(?_?)

I was wondering why the captain of the guards asked us to be shirtless. It turns out he wanted us to sell our bodies!

As the drumbeats of "dong dong dong" fell, the cheerleaders stopped and looked at Gu Jiajun:

"We are from the Palace Ceremonial Band! Welcome home, my good fellows!"

"We will serve you wholeheartedly along the way!"

Gu Zheng covered his eyes in pain┌┤′?Д?`├┐

Extravagant! Too extravagant! What is the emperor thinking?

[Haha ...]

[Oh my god! The old emperor is so funny!]

[We are still serving you wholeheartedly, what else can you do for us! ]

The emperor in the carriage looked at Xu Zhiyuan with a smile:| ???w??)???

"Where's Zhiyuan? Don't worry, I'll be able to prepare special services for my niece next!"

Xu Zhiyuan, who had been gloomy, looked better finally, and waited to see what service his little cotton-padded jacket would provide next!

At this moment, someone gently grasped Xu Qingqing's wrist. Xu Qingqing looked up and saw:

[Hey! This guy looks familiar!]

[Oh! It turned out to be the guard whose silver bag was taken by Eunuch Fu last time!]

[What does this guy want to do?]

[Are you going to waltz with me? Which foot do you need to lift first?]

Everyone's eyes turned to the two of them, wanting to see what the waltz the military inspector was talking about was!

As a result, the guard, with a red face, pressed Xu Qingqing's hand on his eight-pack abs, and even took the initiative to pull her hand and rub it twice!

Although the guard's face flushed, his eyes were determined as if he wanted to join the party, and his words were powerful:

"General Xu! The emperor said that this is a special service given to you by the emperor!"

Xu Qingqing took advantage of the situation and touched it twice more (′?｀)?:

[Hey! Does the emperor know how lustful I am?]

[Well, I have accomplished something this time. I wonder if the emperor will give me some handsome men like he gave other ministers beautiful women!]

[It is said that men are like clothes, and sisters are like siblings! ]

[When the time comes, I will give one to Xu Qingqing, one to Cao Zixu, and one to Princess Jiajia...even if she already has a yard, I will give her one!]

Cao Zixu (??w??)?:

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Thank you! My dear sister! I have thought about collecting gold and silver, but it is the first time for me to collect a man. It is indeed the mortal thoughts that have imprisoned me!

All the men who were treated as clothes for the first time: (ΘへΘ)

How should I put it? This feeling is a bit strange! I want to see people streaking. What's going on?

Xu Zhiyuan was in the carriage. He was fighting with the emperor. Xu Zhiyuan grabbed the emperor's hair (?Д?)＜(Die):

"Damn it! Is this how you treat your eldest niece? She hasn't even reached the age of marriage yet, and you're already corrupting her!"

The emperor twisted Xu Zhiyuan's ear and said:

"Didn't you hear what Big Darling said, she is just lustful! How come you don't understand how to fulfill the child's wish!"

In the carriage, Xu Zishen hid until his feet touched the ground, looking down at the file. Eunuch Fu sat beside him, motionless, anxious, and perfunctory (Θ?Θ=):

"Oh! Young Masters! Stop it! Stop it! If you hurt someone, we will be heartbroken!"

Xu Zhiyuan moved his hand down and also grabbed the emperor's ear:

"What does she know as a little girl? She is still young, so of course she will want whatever you give her!"

"It's all because of you that she goes to court every day. She hears too much nonsense in the court, that's why she's like this!"

"I've never seen you act like an elder like this!"

The emperor snorted coldly and moved his hand from Xu Zhiyuan's ear to his hair:

"Bah! You little coward! You are talking nonsense! She has been in the court more often than in the Xu Mansion!"

"She has been in the Xu residence for so long, but she is still the same. If you don't like her, send her to the palace! I like her!"

Xu Zishen turned a page of the file, and Eunuch Fu yawned (Θ?Θ=):

"Oh! Young Masters! Stop it! Stop it! If you hurt someone, we will be heartbroken!"

Xu Zhiyuan suddenly turned over and sat on the emperor (▼皿▼):

"Okay! I knew you were thinking about my little cotton-padded jacket and wanted to bring both of us to your house!"

The emperor grabbed Xu Zhiyuan's buttocks:

"What's the matter? Hit me in the face if you dare! Not only can I not attend the court, but I can also detain you in the palace on the pretext of offending the emperor!"

"You can't go home every day!"

“Ahhhh! Li Xiaolai, you deserve to die!”

"Hmmm! Xu Xiaodan, you're not much better!"

They both turned their heads and looked at Eunuch Fu and Xu Zishen in the corner, and said in unison:

"Eunuch Fu, look at Li Xiaolai/Xu Xiaodan!"

"Xu Bingshan, come and help me!"

Xu Zishen turned another page of the file, and Eunuch Fu closed his eyes slightly (Θ?Θ=):

"Oh! Young Masters! Stop it! Stop it! If you hurt someone, we will be heartbroken!"

The two men fought so fiercely that the carriage was shaking.

Xu Qingqing stared at the creaking carriage on the side of the road and was surprised (≧◇≦):

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[Oh my god! My grandma! My brain has turned into a small date! People nowadays are really amazing!]

[What are they doing in the carriage? My brain is starting to work on its own!]

[In the carriage, a handsome man is on top, and another handsome man is on the bottom. They look into each other's eyes, and their love is indescribable!]

[Deep love cannot be expressed in words, but it can be expressed in action!]

[At this time, the man on top gently bit his lips and put his hands on the chest of the man below! ]

[The man below stretches out his hands...]

[Hey? Why aren't you moving?]

[Tsk, that's boring! Let me see what services are available next!]

In the carriage, Xu Zhiyuan got down from the emperor swiftly, closed his eyes tightly, sat on the east side of the carriage, and dared not move!

The emperor also got up from the ground, closed his eyes and sat to the west, as quiet as a chicken!

Thinking of the subsequent scenes in Xu Qingqing's mind, he couldn't help but feel a chill and almost vomited!

Eunuch Fu opened his eyes, looked at the two people with disheveled hair, and took out two combs from his arms:

"Comb your hair! An emperor and a minister of rites should be neat and tidy!"

"Your Majesty, I just want to ask, what is the next process?"

"Do you want us to prepare first?"

As for what to prepare, Eunuch Fu did not say, but the emperor and Xu Zhiyuan both took the combs obediently and started to tidy up their work carefully!

I was afraid that the car would shake too violently and Xu Qingqing's mind would conjure up some outrageous images again!

In the cheerleading team, Xu Qingqing's eyes lit up immediately when she heard the leading dancer talking about service. She put her arms around the dancer's waist, raised her head and pouted, blinking her eyes: (∴◎?◎∴)

"Good sister! I want to join in, too!"

[I like it! As a country boy, I like such fairy-like activities!]