The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

Xu Zishen answered first, but he frowned slightly:

"Isn't it a bit heavy? Their families..."

Xu Zhiyuan and the other humerus behind him denied it in unison without waiting for Xu Zishen to finish:

"It's not heavy! Not heavy at all!"

"I wish all the Hanako would die eight generations at once!"

"If I were to find their family, I would dig up their ancestral graves and ask their ancestors what evil deeds they did!"

"What do you mean by child or not? Their child is a child, but my child is not a child?"

Some even cried:

"Your Majesty, General Xu is right! They all deserve to die. My son/daughter has been found!"

"Wow, wow, wow... my dog ​​was found, but his hands and teeth were gone! My wife cried so much that her eyes went blind!"

"Mine is still good, but my neighbor's was found with its internal organs missing!"

"Yes! It's better not to find them. At least I still have some thoughts in my heart, thinking that they are living safely in some corner!"

With the on-the-spot testimony of the parties involved, the court became whispered, and everyone was arguing about whether or not to punish the child who beat the beggars!

When the emperor heard this, he was furious and immediately made a decision:

"Xu Zishen! Change your ways! From now on, you will be executed immediately. All children in your family will never be allowed to take the imperial examinations or do business, and they will never be allowed to leave their hometown!"

"Yes! Your Majesty!"

"What are your opinions on the other five departments?"

Xu Zhiyuan kowtowed without hesitation:

"Your Majesty, I will start a new department when I return!"

If you don’t support your own little cotton-padded jacket, who will support it?

The other four looked at each other and knelt down:

"I will do it when I get back!"

"Ok!"

The emperor nodded with satisfaction:

Look, this is his great treasure, he is wholeheartedly serving the people!

"Ahem! Now that it's settled!"

"Let's talk about welcoming the Gu family army. After all, this means we have gained a large piece of land for the Han Dynasty!"

"I heard from Gu Zheng that there is something about the descendants of the dragon!"

"We'll talk about it in detail later!"

"When the time comes, I'll go there myself!"

The eunuch Fu next to him couldn't help but complain in his heart＜(?c ?)y▂ξ :

…………

The emperor used Gu’s army as an excuse!

Other emperors were all so happy with their beloved daughters that they didn't want to leave!

But who was the person who rolled over and over holding the letter last night without sleeping all night? I won’t tell you at all!

Your Majesty, do you want to host a welcoming party for them or just want to go out and join in the fun? Only you know!

Miss Xu is right, you are somewhat () cold!

The right-hand men don't think so. The Gu family army went there to atone for their sins. The emperor wanted to go there in person, it must be for the Immortal Xu!

So after the court session, Xu Zhiyuan was taken to Xiankelai to enjoy a meal of good wine and food for free!

Gu Jiajun, Xu Qingqing and Xu Qingqing were fighting in their luxurious carriages, and the fight was so intense!

The mechanical voice in my mind suddenly sounded:

[Beep! The Flower-Shooting Law proposed by the host has been passed, Merit Points +35!]

[Beep! The anti-blocking supervision department proposal proposed by the host has been approved, merit points +20! ]

Xu Qingqing glanced at Xu Qingqing of her family and threw out four Kings of Hearts:

"Take care of it!"

[Wow! As expected of the fastest bird in this dynasty, Gu Zheng’s Saker Falcon is really fast!]

[It was only a few hours overnight, and it was already delivered!]

[However, how could the emperor be so prompt? Did he issue the order directly without consulting the ministers?]

The mechanical sound of the fairy jade sounded:

[No!]

Xu Qingqing let Xu Qingqing play her cards, and pretended that she was not familiar with the other party:

[？ ？ ？ ？ ？ ？ ]

[Hey! You… boss, please explain clearly! What is right or wrong?]

[Are you denying that the Saker Falcon is not the fastest bird in this dynasty? Or is this a direct order from the emperor?]

[Aaaaaah… Another day where I miss the cheerful and lively Xiao Yuer! ]

[When will Xiao Yuer be able to successfully upgrade!]

The mechanical electronic sound sounded again without any impact:

[Yes and no!]

Xu Qingqing^( ???)_Ψ :

[……………]

[Complain! I want to complain! Immediately, right now!]

The mechanical voice beeped and began to explain:

[The Saker Falcon is the fastest bird in this dynasty! But he doesn’t belong to Gu Zheng, he belongs to the emperor!]

[The emperor gave the order directly, but he let all the ministers hear the letter, so the decision was made so quickly!]

Xu Qingqing threw away the cards in her hand and smiled at Cao Zixu and the Saintess of Southern Xinjiang.

"Give me the money! Give me the money quickly! One round at a time, don't cheat!"

[Huh? Doesn’t that mean everyone heard what I sang, Wahaha?]

[Luckily I wasn’t there, otherwise I would have been so embarrassed!]

[The Saker Falcon actually belongs to the Emperor, so I can ask him for one later!]

The mechanical voice did not respond for a long time, Xu Qingqing asked worriedly (≡?Д?)?:

[What's wrong with you? Is it stuck?]

After the mechanical sound emitted a burst of crackling electric current, there was no more sound!

Gu's army marched in an orderly manner all the way to the capital, and after more than half a month, they successfully arrived in the wilderness outside Beijing!

There was a sudden knock on the windowsill of the luxurious carriage, and Jiang Yingyu's anxious voice came from outside:

"Military Supervisor! Military Supervisor, please go to the front and take a look! There is trouble ahead again!"

The three people in the carriage subconsciously glanced at the Saint of Southern Xinjiang:

[The word "again" is from Bulbasaur!]

The Saint of Southern Xinjiang was so frightened that she shook her head repeatedly:

"Don't do this! It really wasn't me this time! It has nothing to do with me!"

Seeing that the three still didn't believe it, the Saint of Southern Xinjiang couldn't help herself first, so she took the money on the table and jumped out:

"Let's go! Let's go check it out! Let's see who is playing tricks!"

Cao Zixu jumped off the carriage right after him(*′w｀*):

"Hey, hey, hey! You, if you want to take money, just take it. Why are you taking money from me?"

The Saint of Southern Border blushed, but it did not stop her from putting the silver in her arms (=xェx=):

"Let's go! Let's go to the front and see what happened!"

[Hahahaha (?w?)hiahiahia! The poorest saint in history!]

[As a publicly funded overseas student, the high priest gave a total of three hundred taels of silver!]

[I fought all the way to a certain level, not only did I lose everything, I also owed ten taels!]

[So having thick skin can save you! ]

When the Saint of Southern Xinjiang heard Xu Qingqing's thoughts, she ran even faster. The four of them chased each other all the way and reached the front of the team!

"Welcome! Welcome, warm welcome!"

"Welcome home our brave men!"

Before Xu Qingqing and the other three arrived, they heard a voice coming from the front. They quickened their pace and walked forward:

[Oh my god! What’s going on? The post station outside the Ten-mile Pavilion isn’t far enough, but they’re picking people up in the suburbs?]

[Why are all the voices of young people?]

When Xu Qingqing got to the front after complaining all the way, she was stunned by the scene that shouldn't have appeared in this dynasty!

Opposite stood two rows of fair-skinned, beautiful girls with long legs. Each of them was wearing a willow-leaf-waisted tights. Although the tights were not too tight, they could not hide the good figures of the girls!

Next to them were two rows of young men, all dressed in black, but with their shirts taken off to their waists, revealing their strong, muscular upper bodies! In front of each of them was a big drum, ready to go!

[Slurp! Slurp! My saliva!]

[Ahh! The sisters are so beautiful, I really want to cuddle with them!]

The leading girl heard Xu Qingqing's thoughts and secretly looked at an ordinary carriage parked casually on the side of the road, asking with her eyes:

Is this the person you are waiting for? Shall we start?

A bright yellow corner appeared from the window and nodded at the dancer!

The girls who received the order immediately began to wave the golden flowers in their hands and dance. Their dancing looked energetic and powerful.

The young men beat drums, shouted slogans, and responded to the girls' dancing and steps!

It was a magnificent and vibrant scene that dazzled the audience!

The young men of the Gu family army, who had never seen such a scene, were stunned and their eyes were wide open!

[Wow! It's the cheerleading team after all. Who has such advanced ideas and knows how to have fun like this!]

[This idea is so wonderful, I would give it 100 points!]

In the carriage on the side of the road, the emperor smiled with pride when he heard Xu Qingqing's thoughts.

Looking at Xu Zhiyuan who was sitting next to him:

"I told you! The big baby will definitely like it! Look, she's smiling so happily!"

"It's worth it to go out of the palace and see the big baby's smiling face!"

Eunuch Fu, who was sitting quietly in the corner, lowered his head:(*￣m￣)

Oh! It's worth it to come out for fun!

Xu Zhiyuan hid next to Xu Zishen who was sitting nearby: →_→

………………

You came out to be a conspicuous person, why do you have to drag us along!

Xu Qingqing followed the other party's rhythm, swaying her body left and right, and looked at Gu Zheng, who had a bitter face:

"General Gu, why didn't you call me earlier about this? I missed out on seeing it!"

I originally thought that it was immoral to do this in public, but I couldn't chase them away, so I asked them but they didn't agree. Gu Zheng didn't know that the emperor was right on the side of the road:(￣(エ)￣)

………………

"General Xu! How about you ask them to stop?"

"Ask them where they are from! Why are they dancing here?"

When I looked back, there was no trace of Xu Qingqing!

Xu Qingqing took Cao Zixu and the other two and joined the women's cheerleading team, waving their hands.