The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

Eunuch Fu read it this way and that, and the emperor and his assistants were once again frightened and overwhelmed (≧◇≦):

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"Wow! Really wow! He was able to take down an entire clan in just one hour. He is worthy of being the Immortal Xu of the Han Dynasty!"

"Your Majesty, we should ask for a reward for General Xu. A big reward for her!"

"That's right! That's right! Let's go back to the capital and set up a party, and treat General Xu to a good meal!

The emperor turned a deaf ear to the voices of his humerals!

Hearing what Gu Zheng said about the death fireworks show, the emperor became agitated and tilted his head towards Eunuch Fu:

"Anything else? Anything else? Any detailed description? I see there's another one at the end! Eunuch Fu, read it quickly!"

Eunuch Fu, who was planning to collect the letters, suddenly broke out in a sweat and waved his hands at the emperor to indicate that there were no more!

The emperor, who was already in a rage, had no idea what Eunuch Fu meant and hurriedly urged:

"Hurry up! Read it! What happened today? Why did Gu Zheng write two copies?"

Eunuch Fu stared at the small words on Gu Zheng's letter and took a deep breath:

Forget it! It's not me who is embarrassed anyway!

Eunuch Fu took out the letter from behind Gu Zheng and started reading from the envelope:

"Your Majesty, personally, from Xu Qingqing!"

When Eunuch Fu said this, the emperor smiled and looked at Xu Zhiyuan provocatively:

"Ah! It's said that the female official is very considerate. Look, she is like my little cotton-padded jacket, and she even knows to write a letter to me!"

"Where is Xu Aiqing? I heard that your second daughter went on a long journey. I wonder if she wrote you a letter?"

Xu Zhiyuan was sad and heartbroken, crying in his heart (′;︵;`), but smiling on his face (?˙︶˙?):

"Your Majesty, we are a family. As long as we remember each other and keep each other in our hearts, that's all!"

"As a father, I am still very open-minded. You don't have to face me like you're facing your boss and report everything you say and do!"

The emperor smiled (*′╰╯`?)?:

"Jealous! You are jealous!"

"Eunuch Fu, General Xu wrote to me. I am very happy. I will give you a hundred taels of gold and let you bring it home in person!"

"Keep reading!"

Eunuch Fu really wanted to roll his eyes: (﹁“﹁)

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My emperor, you will cry soon!

"Your Majesty! I want to be an imperial censor for once!"

As soon as Eunuch Fu said a word, the emperor immediately laughed again~(^3^)-☆:

"Oh my! You are worthy of being my great...minister! You are even willing to ask for an official position for me! Very promising, I like you very much!"

Humerus: (; one_one)

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Your Majesty, do you want to look at your face now? It's just like what the Immortal Xu said about brainless bragging!

"Eunuch Fu, give the order..."

Eunuch Fu, who always thought the worst of things, immediately interrupted the emperor's words without caring how exciting the next sentence was. He continued reading (′??v??｀):

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But I dare not grant him any more official posts. The reward will be too great now. If I am not careful, I will be severely punished when Miss Xu comes back!

"Your Majesty, this is a long story, but I can make it short!"

"It's just one sentence, you are not a very good emperor! Followed by a pouting expression..."

When Eunuch Fu said this, all the humeri knelt down, and they didn't even feel the pain from knocking their knees〣( oΔo )〣:

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It's over! It's over! Xu Banxian is really capable. You are the first one to write a letter to curse the emperor!

But if you don't come back, your head can be kept for two days, but what about ours!

I wish I were deaf and couldn’t hear anything!

"Your Majesty, please forgive me!" "Your Majesty, please forgive me!"

The emperor above frowned tightly, looking as if he could pinch a few flies to death, but he was full of doubts when he spoke (｀Δ′??):

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"What's that expression followed by a pout?"

The humerus that thought they were going to lose their heads (゜ロ゜) x:

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Your Majesty, shouldn't your focus be on what Xu Banxian said about you not being a good emperor?

As soon as the emperor took one look at his lords, he knew what they were thinking!

I silently repeated three times that being an emperor requires elegance, and then I suppressed the urge to roll my eyes:

What a bunch of idiots! They have heard Big Baby cursing at them in her heart. She was just telling the truth. Why should they kowtow to her?

Eunuch Fu coughed and explained:

"After this sentence, the expression drawn by Xu Jianjun looks like he is pouting!"

"If you didn't read it word for word last time, I'd read it out loud!"

The emperor looked out with great interest (?o ? o?):

"Let me see what it looks like? Is it that emoticon?"

"Oh, it really looks like one! It's really interesting to watch!"

"Eunuch Fu, please write this down so I can use it next time. It's boring to use little red hearts every time you review documents!"

Hearing that Eunuch Fu answered yes, the emperor sat up straight:

"Go on!"

The ministers kneeling on the ground below:

This, this, this...should we get up or not? It's so embarrassing!

Eunuch Fu didn't care whether they were embarrassed or not, and continued reading:

"Your Majesty! I'll give you a song! (Please take out the black square from the envelope and press the red button!)"

As Eunuch Fu was reading, he took out a black object of unknown material from the envelope. Just as he pressed the button, Xu Qingqing's voice came out from inside:

"Cough cough!"

"Our man is a garden. The flowers in the garden are so bright. The warm sunshine shines on us. Everyone has a smile on their face. Wahahaha. Wahahaha. Everyone has a smile on their face...."

The emperor and his right-hand men's eyes widened immediately: (゜ロ゜)

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What is this thing? Why is the voice of Big Baby/Xu Shenxian coming out? Could it be that she is locked in this small box?

When Eunuch Fu heard the voice stop, he continued:

"Don't worry about whether I'm locked up in here or not!"

“You have to learn to listen to the key points!”

The emperor and his right-hand men: ＼(◎o◎)／!

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Immortal Xu's skills have become even more profound, he can even read this!

It's just a song, what's the point?

Xu Zhiyuan, the Minister of Rites, immediately explained:

"General Xu is comparing the Han Dynasty to a garden. We are the flowers and the emperor is the warm sun! This is praising the prosperity and strength of the Han Dynasty!"

The emperor and his assistants all showed expressions of realization and signaled Eunuch Fu to continue reading:

"If you don't understand, let my father, the Minister of Rites, who has spent half his life doing reading comprehension exercises, explain it to you! After all, he is good at this!"

The Emperor and his humers (=_=):

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"Your Majesty, the flowers in the picture are still blooming, but many of the future buds of the Han Dynasty can no longer feel your sunshine!"

"They are so pitiful and miserable! They have not even seen the beauty of the Han Dynasty, but have become rats in the gutter, never to see the light of day again!"

The emperor and his right-hand men, thinking of Gu Zheng's description, immediately felt sympathetic. They couldn't even imagine the scene. If it happened to their own children... No, no, no! It wouldn't work at all!

Just when everyone was silent, Eunuch Fu's voice still rang out:

"So, please punish your beloved ministers! It's all their fault!"

The humerus who felt the same way looked up in disbelief:(ー_ー)!!:

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What does it have to do with us???

"Let's talk about the Ministry of Justice!"

Everyone turned their eyes to Xu Zishen: (′?｀)?

"Good boy, he's targeting his father's mortal enemy first! Very good!"