The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!
Chapter 195 Early Detection, Early Solution
Then he shouted:
"General Gu, come and see! There are people gambling here, the amount is as high as two hundred taels!"
"It would be best to give this letter to the Emperor and ask him and his humerus how to teach the child!"
[Hey! I said I would never file a complaint, but I didn’t say that I would not let others not file a complaint!]
[The mouth grows on other people, I can’t control it!]
[I am just a porter of gambling events, but not the implementer!]
The three people who breathed a sigh of relief at the end were once again angry and a little bit angry. They rushed to Xu Qingqing and glared at her condescendingly (;`O′)o:
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"How can you be so dishonest! You promised us that you wouldn't complain!"
"If you do this again, we will beat you up!!!"
"We said we don't hit women, but you're still a girl!"
Xu Qingqing pouted on the spot, raised her head aggrievedly, and looked like she was so scared?·°(???﹏???)°·?:
"I am the supervisor of the Gu Family Army. Can't I tell the general of the Gu Family Army what happened to the Gu Family Army?"
The three of them looked at Xu Qingqing's red face wrinkled into a bun, and immediately felt a little regretful:
Yes! It seems that there is nothing wrong with Gu Jiajun handling his own affairs!
The three of them looked at each other, wondering whether they should apologize to Xu Qingqing and have a good talk with her or something!
Seeing that the three were distracted, Xu Qingqing immediately half-knelt down, stretched out one leg, and gestured at the feet of the fifth prince who was at the outermost position.
He gathered all his strength and kicked hard, knocking the three men to the ground.
The three people who didn't react covered their buttocks and screamed for a while. During this gap, Xu Qingqing looked at the three people from head to toe again.
A man with quick eyes and hands stepped forward and plucked off the jade crowns on their heads, turned around and left<(`^′)> :
[Ah! Three bastards, let me show you what it means to use deception in war! The gain is not worth the loss!]
[I'll just eat and drink for free and let others serve me along the way!]
[The key is, if you don’t want to fight, then don’t make trouble!]
[How dare you gather together to gamble? This is a clear violation of military regulations! Who else should I cheat if not you?]
[It’s good enough that I didn’t hit you!]
[Alright! I'll use the money I collected to buy you meat!]
"Brothers! Get ready, let's grill the meat before the sun goes down!"
"oh!!!"
There was a sudden cheer in the military camp!
"But, those who have participated in gambling are not allowed to participate!"
The cheers suddenly dropped by more than half, and some people even cried on the spot?('?д?')?:
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Ahhh! Why should I participate in gambling? That's barbecue, the self-service barbecue invented by the military supervisor, and you can eat everything you want!
The kind that requires you to hold on to the wall when you come in and hold on to the wall when you go out!
The three princes of the Fifth Prince with disheveled hair were in a panic, not knowing whether to rub their buttocks first or tie up their hair!
After a while, the three of them simply lay down on the ground and asked the same question at the same time (`Δ′)! :
"So, are we that bad?"
Inside Gu Zheng's tent, Xu Qingqing picked up a letter and blew on it vigorously. When the ink was almost dry, she handed it to Gu Zheng:
"You are writing a letter to the emperor! Take this back with you too!"
"Are you really going to expose the three of them?"
Gu Zheng took the unfolded letter paper and planned to put it on the side of the table, waiting for himself to finish writing and then send it out together!
But he just took the letter and saw out of the corner of his eye that Gu Zheng broke the brush in his hand with a "snap"!
[Hey? What is this guy doing? I just asked him to post a letter, not to push a pile of manure. Why are you so excited?]
Xu Qingqing took out the jade crown that she had just taken off the head of the fifth prince from her purse and was about to give it to Gu Zheng, but after thinking about it, she took it back:(/ ̄(?) ̄)/
[Um! No!]
[This thing should be specially made by the royal family. If Gu Zheng wears it, he will probably be accused of rebellion again!]
Xu Qingqing took the fifth prince's jade crown in, replaced it with Zhu Feng's, and placed it on Gu Zheng's desk:
"Here! This is perfect for you to take with you! Here you go! It'll be your travel expenses!"
Gu Zheng stared at the pink and green jade crown on the table, then looked at the bloody armor on his body, and his breath was stuck in his chest, unable to go up or down: (Angry `Д′Angry):
"Do you think I really deserve to wear this?"
Xu Qingqing was startled by his sudden self-expression:(^?x?^)
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[What does that mean? Does he mean the thing is not worthy of him, or that he is not worthy of it?]
[Oh my! Does this person care so much about the appearance? Isn’t it enough for it to be usable?]
[Forget it! It doesn’t matter if I have to suffer a little when asking for help!]
Before Gu Zheng could figure it out, Xu Qingqing felt wronged!!!
Xu Qingqing took her precious little purse and put it above the table, with the mouth of the purse facing downwards!
"Come on! You choose!"
[Ouch! My dear, I will let you out for some fresh air, and I will take you back in a while!]
Then, a large number of jade crowns fell to the ground with a clatter. They were colorful, made of gold, silver, pearls and jade, in all kinds of styles, and all of them were for men!
As a man who had never seen so many styles, Gu Zheng felt his temples swelling as if he had a high fever in the dog days of summer, and he felt extremely uncomfortable:Σ(`-?-′)?ゥッ…
"Where on earth are you from......"
Seeing Xu Qingqing eagerly waiting for him to choose the jade crown, Gu Zheng felt discouraged:
"Forget it! Let's talk about this letter! Are you really planning to send it to the Emperor?"
Xu Qingqing nodded without hesitation<(`^′)> :
"Ok!"
[Of course, this kind of thing should be discovered and solved early, otherwise you will miss the good opportunity! ]
Gu Zheng held Xu Qingqing's letter with a headache and spoke again:
"Would you like to change the language here appropriately? Maybe the emperor and the ministers will be more accepting of it?"
[Oh my! This person suddenly understands the art of speaking? Not bad! Great progress! Very good!]
Xu Qingqing agreed with Gu Zheng in her heart, but she did not relax:
"No, I want it this way! Write it quickly, I'm eager to eat barbecue after you finish it!"
Seeing that Xu Qingqing was unshakable, Gu Zheng could only sigh, put his hand to his mouth, and blew a special iron whistle!
A Saker Falcon appeared in Gu Zheng's tent not long after. He tied the letter to the Saker Falcon's feet and threw it to it:
"Go! This time, there is a letter from our little ancestor. I hope you can come back intact this time, instead of having all your hair plucked out!"
Gu Zheng released the Saker Falcon and walked out of the tent holding the gambling list:
"Originally, I planned to let the second and third battalions stay and help move the Gu tribe down from the mountain!"
"Everyone on the list should drink three bowls of croton water!"
"Since you still have the strength to get up and gamble, it means the problem is not serious! Then you guys can stay here!"
"Oh! Also, the people on the list will be fined for three months!"
"Gu Rong receives ten military sticks and stays to preside over the event!!"
"Rest tonight and set off tomorrow!"
The chaotic military camp suddenly became quiet, and everyone had different expressions.
For example, Jiang Yingyu and Zhao Bin from the second and third battalions were all secretly delighted:
Fortunately, I followed the military supervisor, otherwise I would not be able to control myself!
The person who was punished felt a pang of pain in his heart when he thought that he had not only lost his savings and monthly salary, but was also left behind!
Especially when I saw them starting to have a barbecue buffet and seeing the good wine that the Gu tribe had brought down from the mountain overnight, tears of envy instantly flowed from the corners of my mouth!
In the blink of an eye, it was daybreak, and the entire Gu family army was ready to set off!
Xu Qingqing looked at the three unconvinced brothers with their heads down and eyes drooping (*`?3?)? ?:
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"You really don't want to come with me! Just to avoid going home and getting beaten?"
[What’s wrong with these three kids? They wouldn’t be so cowardly just to avoid punishment!]
[Tsk tsk! What evil did our Empress Defei's family commit! To let the Chu family suddenly have three living treasures!]
[Tsk tsk! No wonder the aloof and noble Consort De spins her Buddhist beads every day. She must be praying for Buddha’s blessing every day!]
Chu Yunting, an elder grandson of the Chu family, and his two elder nephews Zhu Feng and the fifth prince, lowered their heads in shame,,?^?,,( ??? ? ??? )( p_q):
I'm sorry! Mother/Aunt/Auntie, I have brought shame upon you!
"No, we realized our mistake yesterday. We shouldn't have thought that fighting would be easy."
"We shouldn't gather together to gamble!"
"I do this to atone for my sins! And to contribute to the development of the Gu tribe!"
[………]
[Are you sure you want to contribute, not just vent?]
[If this young man who can't tell the difference between the five grains and mistook leeks for wheat and daylilies for day lilies were chosen to cook!]
[This Gu family soldier was split into two halves, one half became angry because of eating leeks!]
[Half of them were poisoned by eating daylilies and had shortness of breath!]
Xu Qingqing's complaints were too true, the five princes bowed their heads even more fiercely (?_?):
Because they have only seen leeks in vegetables, they don’t even know that yellow daylilies are poisonous!
But the three of them still repeatedly assured that they would reform themselves well, and even if they couldn't be good cooks, they could be laborers!
Xu Qingqing had no choice but to let the person stay!
"set off!"
Gu Zheng shouted loudly! The Gu family army set off towards the capital in a mighty manner!
Behind them were all the people led by the Gu God and the High Priest, and they all opened their mouths━(○′?`)(′?`●)━:
"There is a group of people in the ancient East. They are all descendants of the dragon. I grew up under the feet of the dragon. When I grow up, I will be the descendants of the dragon!"
The advancing Gu Jiajun immediately sang along (σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ:
"Black eyes, black hair, yellow skin - we are descendants of the dragon forever!"
The singing, accompanied by the uniform footsteps and horse hooves, brings people a feeling that the years are heavy but beautiful!
At the same time, in the court, the emperor happily opened a letter:
"My dear ministers, this is the letter from Gu Zheng yesterday afternoon. Can you guess what our military supervisor Xu has done?"
The humerus below immediately started gossiping:
The emperor really knew how to have fun. He actually gave Gu Zheng two Saker Falcons, specifically for delivering letters!
On this day, a letter came, and Xu Shenxian picked up some melons along the way, and they did not miss any of them.
Let them be happy again after losing the Immortal Xu!
Minister of War Zheng was the first to speak:
"In yesterday's letter, Gu Zheng said that they used the unmanned chicken to discover the Gu tribe's territory and successfully arranged a battle!"
"We should be fighting today!"
"Yes! I wonder what amazing thing Immortal Xu will do this time!"
The emperor happily handed the letter to Eunuch Fu?(ˉ?ˉ?):
"Eunuch Fu, read it carefully! Let everyone feel the heroic act of General Xu!"
Then Eunuch Fu narrated how Xu Qingqing bravely killed the snake, and how she and Xu Qingqing fooled the Gu tribe. The story was so dramatic that a group of fellow soldiers who listened to it were frightened and sighed!
The letter ends with:
"Your Majesty, the Gu tribe has been subdued now. The Saintess of Southern Xinjiang will follow them back to the capital. A part of the Gu family army will stay to help the Gu tribe move out of the mountain den!"
"If nothing unexpected happens, we will return to Beijing tomorrow, and I won't write to you tomorrow!"
Eunuch Fu closed the letter:
"Well, that's all the content of yesterday's letter!"
The humeral members didn't hear anything clearly, but they heard clearly that Gu Zheng said he would not write to him tomorrow.
Suddenly, everyone felt empty inside, and looked eagerly at the emperor sitting on the throne:
Your Majesty! How can we live without Immortal Xu? How about you write him a letter?
The emperor coughed lightly ≡ ̄﹏ ̄≡:
"Well! My dear ministers, it's only for one day. Don't mind it. We will receive it the day after tomorrow!"
Do you think I'm not lonely? Don't you want to eat melons? But is it appropriate for me, a great emperor, to write a letter to a little girl?
Therefore, everyone turned their attention to Xu Zhiyuan:
"Xu Aiqing~~"
Xu Zhiyuan waved his hands repeatedly ╰(‵□′)╯:
"I won't do it! As a father, I'm asking my daughter to eat melons. Don't I have any shame?"
Then everyone's eyes were divided into two, turning to Xu Zishen and the Minister of Industry, the two looked at each other, and said nothing (???_??):
Xu Qingqing and I are just colleagues, so please pay attention to your sense of boundaries!
Everyone looked at each other and sighed:
"Ugh!"
"Alas! Alas!"
"Alas! Alas! Alas!"
"Life without Xu Shenxian is like fish without water, birds without the blue sky, and crops without the sun. We have lost the meaning of living!"
"Report!"
Just as the emperor and his assistants were sighing, a guard's voice came from outside the hall:
"Your Majesty, the Gu family's army's Haidongqing is back!"
Hearing this, the emperor stood up from the dragon throne:
"Bring it in! Bring it in quickly!"
After saying this, he kept pacing in place:
"If there is no accident, then you won't write a letter?"
"Why didn't the letter arrive? It arrived early? Did something unexpected happen?"
The humeri also looked at each other in bewilderment:
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"Could it be that the Gu tribe is pretending to surrender?"
"But didn't Immortal Xu become the Saint of Insect Killing Body of their tribe?"
"This thing can be faked? That shouldn't be possible!"
Suddenly, the originally relaxed atmosphere became tense!
Xu Zhiyuan was even more anxious on the spot, and he turned around in sync with the emperor ╰(‵□′)╯:
"Eunuch Fu! Please read quickly! Is Qingqing injured?"
"Oh my! What should I do? What should I do?"
Eunuch Fu quickly read the letter, and finally put his heart at ease. He also read the contents of the letter:
"Your Majesty... the soldiers were poisoned... we found the Tu tribe... many children... General Xu and Miss Xu Qingqing... were crushed to ashes... we will go back tomorrow!"
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