The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

The big guys looked at the big wooden stick with a long thin wooden stick and looked at each other in confusion:

Is this a peach wood sword?

The adult's peach wood sword is a bit strange!

How to use this sword?

As the Gu people looked at them in confusion, Xu Qingqing gave the answer.

She rolled up all the talisman papers in Xu Qingqing's hand onto a wooden stick as thick as a baby.

Then he took out a rope from his purse, wrapped it around the talisman paper and tied it to the wooden stick.

I was still mumbling in my mind:

[As expected of the Heavenly Monkey of the Immortal Cultivation World, it looks strong, powerful, and can make loud noises!]

The Gu tribe was stunned (｀Δ′)! :

! ! ! ! ! !

The thing in your hand is from the fairyland? Then we have seen a fairy!

Everyone was still in shock, but Xu Qingqing had already lit the rocket, quickly took out a cushion and put it on the ground, then sat cross-legged and shouted:

"Master, I am here to invite you!"

"Chirp~~"

"boom!"

The flying monkey first made a long sharp sound in Xu Qingqing's hand, and then there was an explosion sound in the sky!

Then, talismans began to fly in the sky and fell on everyone and the ground!

All the Gu tribe members could smell the sulfur and the sound in the air, as well as the talisman paper that looked like a fairy scattering flowers! They were so shocked that they even ignored what Xu Qingqing said:

Ahhh! Oh my god! I've made it. I saw a monkey fly to the sky!

The ignored Xu Qingqing opened his mouth again with a penetrating and vicissitudes male voice:

"You are the ones who asked my little disciple to recruit me?"

The Gu tribe member who looked up at the sky lowered his head slightly and began to rub his eyes frantically: (??д?)b☆d(?д??)d(?д??)

! ! ! ! !

People… people… people are flying too! The voices have changed too!

Oh my god! Not only did I see a monkey flying into the sky, I also saw a god!

Xu Qingqing, who was sitting on a futon, was flying in the air, with a whisk in her arms and a peaceful expression on her face. She laughed out loud in her sea of ​​consciousness *罒▽罒*:

[Xiao Yu'er, how is it? Is the effect explosive? Look at the little eyes of the Gu tribe, they are about to burst into sparks!]

[Ouch! My chin fell off a few times. I have to ask Xu Qingqing to put it back together later!]

[Xiao Xuanxuan, I have points this time, so I will upgrade you first!]

He acted as both a small flame that could kill insects and the Nine Mysterious Thunder Flame that could do hard labor for him. While holding the futon, he also had to carefully control the heat from his own body, for fear that he would be too hot and burn the futon!

I can't stop humming in my heart?????? (not happy):

What about my family members! Who of you has a good job? I don’t ask for high pay, little work, and close to home. I just want to do my job well. I want to change!

Xu Qingqing, who did not hear the answer, opened her eyes slightly, looked at everyone present, and frowned slightly:

"Nothing to say?"

All the Gu tribe members looked at Xu Qingqing floating above their heads, and then they came to their senses and immediately knelt down:

"I've seen an immortal!"

"May the immortal be well!"

"Long live the Immortal...Long live the Immortal!"

[goose goose goose (?w?)hiahiahia,]

[I now feel like I am sitting in the back row of a bus, in the middle, with no one on either side! The people below me are all looking up at me!]

Xianyu is speechless ≡￣﹏￣≡:

……

[Can't you just imagine yourself as a noble person, sitting on the emperor's throne, with ministers bowing to you below!]

Xu Qingqing blinked innocently (づ ●─● )づ:

[I thought about it! I thought about it when I was sitting in the middle of the last row of the bus!]

Fairy Jade:(=_=)

[......]

[You really love cleanliness.]

[Think of it with a filter layer!]

Someone saw that Xu Qingqing didn't kneel down and hurriedly pulled her away.

Xu Qingqing turned the whisk in her hand:

"She doesn't have to. What's the matter? Tell me."

All the people in the Gu tribe were terrified and looked at each other, and no one dared to speak.

Finally, the Gu God spoke:

"My lord, my Gu tribe has always been poor, and eighty years ago, we had a constant flow of stillborn babies and freak babies. Does my lord have a solution?"

Xu Qingqing stretched out her fingers in mid-air and pinched twice:

“It’s solvable!”

These two words excited all the people in Gu Shen. They kowtowed violently again, as if they wanted to worship Xu Qingqing!

Then the scene fell into a strange silence, and Xu Qingqing was so anxious that she jumped up and down in her mind:

[Xiao Yuer, why don't they ask for a solution?]

[Then just speak up!]

[If you take the initiative, you won’t be appreciated! The same goes for the method!]

All the Gu tribe members' heads were broken by the knocks (?_ _)?:

Hey! Why doesn't this immortal tell me what the solution is?

Should we ask?

Wow! The immortal didn’t tell you, but you asked actively. Do you really want to lie on the immortal’s board?

One didn't want to speak actively, and the other didn't dare to ask directly. The scene became more and more silent, and even the newborn baby in the tribe stopped crying!

Xu Qingqing beside him sighed helplessly (*￣m￣):

What are you doing? What are you doing? You are all dumb!

She could only bend slightly:

"My lord, what is the solution?"

"I often hear Qingqing say that there must be a cause for every effect, but the cause and effect of this matter is not easy to resolve!"

After getting the stairs, Xu Qingqing was silent for two seconds before speaking again, her voice distant:

"The matter can be resolved! Karma is owed!"

"I calculated with my fingers. The Gu tribe once used living people as sacrifices to the heavens, and even used living people as burial objects. From then on, they were abandoned by the heavens and should have gradually died out!"

All the Gu tribe members showed fear in their eyes︽⊙_⊙︽:

That’s it, that’s it!

So everyone bent down even lower:

"Please tell me the solution!"

"Yes! You just need to settle the cause and effect!"

All the Gu tribe members dared not raise their heads, but only slightly tilted their heads:( ′(00)`)

What kind of cause and effect do we want to resolve?

The Gu God suddenly raised his head and looked directly at Xu Qingqing with inquiring eyes.

This made Xu Qingqing feel inexplicably guilty, and she tried hard to restrain her hand from touching her nose (??w??):

[Xiao Yuer, do you think this yandere will find out?]

Xiao Yuer, who has never done anything bad, also feels guilty for no reason (??? ? ???):

[Not really, why don’t you give him some hints, he seems to want the Gu tribe to be destroyed!]

[Ah! This! You said I should tell him that his mother didn’t abandon him, but because he was too talented and attracted jealousy, his father wanted him to become a Gu God, so he persecuted his mother! What will be the result?]

Xianyu a cold war (? ○ Д ○)?:

[His father should be dragged out and his body should be hung!]

Yiren and Yitong were discussing how to dispel the Gu God's doubts when they saw the Gu God smile brightly, making the red mole between his eyebrows even more conspicuous.

The Gu God opened and closed his arms, placed his hands on the center of his forehead, and bowed deeply to the ground!

The large and gorgeous black sleeves created a small whirlwind in the air:

"I, Yang Muchuan, was inspired by the Saint of Insect Killing Body! In the name of the Gu God, I will lead all the Gu tribes in southern Xinjiang to surrender to the Han Dynasty!"

"From now on, we will be educated by the Han people and become one family!"

The other members of the Gu Clan stiffened up all of a sudden, tilting their heads to look at the Lord Gu God who was crawling on the ground, wanting to say something, but the Lord Gu God smiled at them in the same way:

"What are you standing there for? You're hanging around with adults, eating nine meals a day! You have children and land, but it's no better than us fighting with monkeys every day!"

The Gu tribe members, who were a little reluctant at first, were immediately convinced f^^*):

Yes! Being able to return to the old site is much better than fighting with monkeys!

All the Gu tribes followed the example of the Gu God and knelt down in a rush:

"We are inspired by the Lord of the Insect-Killer Saint Body and voluntarily submit to the Han Dynasty and are willing to be taught by the Han Dynasty!"

Xu Qingqing above quickly closed her eyes to prevent the smugness in her eyes from showing:

[Xiao Yu'er! I've been playing tricks all this time, and now it's finally time to reap the rewards! Woohoo! I'm crying my ass off!]

"Yes! The Gu tribe was punished by heaven, but after being influenced by Xu Qingqing, they voluntarily submitted to the Han people and shared the Han people's fortune!"

"From now on, regardless of gender, blood relations within five generations cannot marry or have children!"

"You cannot share a wife or a husband beyond five generations!"

"No more human sacrifice!"

"Heavenly punishment can be broken!"

"You will have many descendants and a long-lasting good fortune!"

The Gu tribe was first frightened by the great man's luck, and then heard a series of "no's". They fell to the ground and could not get up:╭(°?°)╮╰(°?°)╯

This... this... According to this method, wouldn't the entire Gu tribe have to divorce? With so many people in the Gu tribe getting married, how many can last for five generations!

But when I thought of what the immortal said about having many descendants, I suddenly felt that those were just trivial matters. If they wanted to divorce, then they could divorce. Anyway, they had already surrendered to the Han Dynasty and could use the Han Dynasty's fortune!

It is not impossible to marry with other ethnic groups!!

Then everyone kowtowed in fear and trepidation:

"Thank you for the order, Immortal!"

Xu Qingqing looked at Xu Qingqing on the side and pointed at her:

"Girl, you have a good chance, so I will return this chance to you!"

The kowtowing members of the Gu tribe looked up one after another, wanting to see what opportunity Xu Qingqing had gotten!