The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

All the Gu tribe members who heard this secretly rolled their eyes (?_?):

…………

You don't ask about the cause and effect of the matter at all, think! You really dare to think!

Lord Ksong Saint is right, you are indeed a stupid man!

Xu Qingqing, who was lying on the pile of rocks, laughed so hard that she fell backwards, and even raised her hand to wipe away her tears:

[Hahahaha↖(^w^)↗…………, I laughed so hard that tears came out! ]

[High priest, I just want to ask you if you are ashamed! ]

[I smashed the altar, but the child was still born!]

[Not only did the baby come out, but both mother and daughter are safe!]

[One second you were cursing someone's wife for death, and the next second not only did his wife give birth, she even came over to thank you!]

[Tsk tsk! He is truly the High Priest of the People’s Servant!]

The stupid man who bowed down to thank the high priest(?Д?):

! ! ! ! ! !

What is the Holy Body of Insect Killer saying? The high priest cursed my wife to death?

The altar was not broken because of the high priest's profound power, but was broken by the Lord of the Insect-killing Holy Body?

The stupid man looked at the high priest in disbelief. The high priest remained motionless. He turned his gaze to the other people who were surrounding him.

The others nodded slightly in agreement, expressing their approval:

If it weren't for that girl, your child would have died! It was Master Ke Chong Sheng Ti who argued for his rights and saved your wife's life!

The stupid man's deep European eye sockets became even deeper. He wanted to beat up the high priest, but the respect he had always shown made him hold back.

Take care of the fight and go to the delivery room to see his hard-earned child!

The other members of the Gu tribe also wanted to see what this lucky child looked like, so they rushed towards the delivery room!

The stupid man looked at Xu Qingqing who was sitting motionless on the pile of rocks:

"Master Kermit! Why don't you leave? My child will definitely be happy to see you!"

Xu Qingqing waved at him elegantly:

"You go first, I'll follow!"

Seeing the Gu tribe members walking away, Xu Qingqing struggled to pull her legs out from the pile of rocks:

[Ahhh! Xiaoyuer, the stone hit my leg and it hurts so much!]

[They are all old, half buried in the earth!]

[I am still young, and the stone is half buried!]

[Show me the photo, is it nice?]

Xianyu showed Xu Qingqing a few screenshots, and his tone was very puzzled:

[I told you, using Thunder below will also have the same effect, why do you have to go up there to create a concave shape?]

[The altar is broken and fell into the pile of stones. Are you satisfied?]

Xu Qingqing looked at the photo of a person in golden clothes and long hair flying in her sea of ​​consciousness, nodded with great satisfaction, and kissed the small ball of light in her sea of ​​consciousness fiercely (づ ●─● )づ:

[muamuamua(?? ? 3?)啾?????]

[Xiao Yuer, you don’t understand. If you want to be respected in front of others, you must suffer behind their backs. Only by enduring the greatest suffering can you take the most beautiful photos.]

[Everything goes as I wish. I am very happy. I love you, Xiaoyuer. Kiss!]

While Xu Qingqing was chatting with Xianyu, she pulled her legs out. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw a scarred hand stretched out in front of her:

"I can help you!"

Xu Qingqing looked up and saw the strange yet compassionate face of the Gu God. Xu Qingqing swallowed subconsciously:

[Oh my god! Is this guy going to seduce me?]

[Although he is a yandere, I am very strong! I can defeat him with my strength. His little tricks are just a little romance to me!]

[（covering her face shyly（*/?＼*））Oops! I accidentally thought of a name for my child with him!]

The Gu God stretched out his hand and slightly curled his fingers:

What should the child's surname be? Shouldn't it be Yang?

If the last name is Xu, could this person let me use the gloves on his hand?

This thing is so useful, it’s best used to torture people!

However, she lets me help her now, and it’s nice to be able to touch it!

Two people, each with their own thoughts, one reached out and the other pulled, and they successfully pulled Xu Qingqing out of the pile of rocks!

Xu Qingqing squatted in front of the high priest. In order to touch the thunder more often, the Gu God squatted down as well. Xu Qingqing waved in front of the high priest:

"Hey! Old man! Are you okay?"

The high priest remained motionless!

Xu Qingqing quickly put a hand under the high priest's nose | ???w??)???:

! ! ! ! !

[Oh my god! I hope this old man is going to die of anger!]

[I don’t have much skill, not even 30% of it, so how can I lose my popularity?]

[It seems that the stinky old man is very angry every day, but he is still jumping up and down and is still very energetic! ]

Xu Qingqing breathed a sigh of relief after feeling the breath coming from her nose:

[It's okay! It's okay!]

[Even though this dead sick girl next to me says life and death don’t matter, if I really want to kill one, the Gu tribe will definitely make a scene!]

"You don't have to keep trying. Even if he doesn't die now, he won't live long. I've put a curse on him."

"Originally, I planned that when the Gu family army defeated the Gu tribe, that would be the time for him to die! After all, this was his own fault!"

"If we don't consider it a breakthrough now, he can still live for another three months!"

Gu. Dead Yandere. God said something that shocked Xu Qingqing casually.

He stroked the patterns on the thunder with his hand and lowered his eyes to think about the possibility of getting the thunder!

Xu Qingqing tilted her head to look at him??[????]?:

[This guy is so awesome, he said killing his own people is just like killing an ant! And he is a yandere!]

"Alright! Let him stay here in a daze! Then let's go see the child, and then talk about how to submit to the Han Dynasty!"

Xu Qingqing stood up and walked out, frowning again and again on the way, and finally couldn't help but speak (;≥皿≤):

…………

"Yang Muchuan, stop touching me. You're going to turn Jing Lei into Jing Tian!"

Xu Qingqing pulled her hand free from the Gu God's hand, and swiftly took off Jing Lei and put it into her pocket!

When the Gu God saw Xu Qingqing put away the thunder, a cruel smile immediately appeared on his face.

[………]

[I am really impressed! ]

[Or, if you can’t be the yandere’s salvation, you’ll have to be prepared to compete with the high-speed train in speed.]

[Look at how fast his expression changes. Even Sichuan people can’t change their faces as fast as him!]

Xu Qingqing didn't hesitate at all and kicked the Gu God on the spot (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻:

"Go, go quickly, keep moving forward!"

"Otherwise, I will blow up your mountain without hesitation!"

When they arrived at the delivery room, they heard Xu Qingqing's irritable voice from a distance:

"Shut up! I told you no, you can't, you can't!"

"If you keep chattering, I will let the Insect-killing Saint Body kill all your poisonous insects!"

Xu Qingqing moved forward and waved the Nine Mysterious Lightning Flame in his hand(^_^):

"What's wrong? Is that bug unhappy? I can set it on fire to cheer it up!"

The Gu people who wanted to go in to see the mother and child quickly made way when they heard Xu Qingqing's voice, fearing that they would be killed by Xu Qingqing in a second!

But his eyes were still fixed on Xu Qingqing, and the look in his eyes was as expectant as it could be!

Xu Qingqing rarely saw Xu Qingqing's irritable look, and was extremely curiousヾ(〃?w?）:

"What's wrong, sister? Did you step in dog poop?"

Xu Qingqing pursed her lips and said nothing. Xu Qingqing felt itchy and turned to look at the old man with a cane:

"Old man, are you bullying my people?"

The old man with the cane waved his hands repeatedly:

"I'm not, I didn't, sir, please don't talk nonsense!"

"Oh??"

! ! ! ! !

The old man saw the flame in Xu Qingqing's hand and quickly explained:

"We just want to show this girl the right way to give birth!"

"Ah? Giving birth?"

Xu Qingqing looked at the screen in confusion and her jaw almost dropped:Σ(?д?；)

! ! ! ! ! !

"Cough cough cough..."

[Fuck! Are these people crazy?]

[They actually let Xu Qingqing teach them how to have a baby!!!]

[I thought it was a birthing position, but it turned out to be a birthing position!]

[No, it’s not the posture for giving birth, it’s the posture for making a child!]

Xu Qingqing was choked by his saliva and slapped his chest. He looked at Xu Qingqing with great sympathy: (′^?w^?｀)

[Tsk tsk tsk tsk! ! ! ! I have seen people who actively watch other people's live pornographic pictures.]

[This is the first time I have seen someone actively letting others watch their live sex show and asking for on-site guidance!]

[Although you can ask my sister to have medical ethics, you can't ask for it to this extent! It's too high, and ordinary people can't achieve it!]

"Qingqing!"

Xu Qingqing looked at Xu Qingqing's face, which looked like a dark cloud over the city, and tried to comfort her carefully?乛v乛? (Hehe):

"You...I..., oh! Sister! It's your blessing to have such a group of patients!"

Instead of being comforted, Xu Qingqing became even more irritable and glared at Xu Qingqing unhappily (*｀w′*)v:

[Humph! If they really call me, I will call you!]

Xu Qingqing waved her hands repeatedly:

[No need, absolutely no need! This blessing is just like when playing Landlord and the opponent sends out two kings. I really can’t afford it!]

[Why don’t you solve it quickly? They just said that if I really feel embarrassed to give on-site guidance, they can bring Yushi here and give guidance that way!]

Xu Qingqing's words made Xu Qingqing suddenly hear a word that should not appear in Red Tomato, and she coughed violently again:

"Cough cough cough..."

[They said, what can they bring over??? ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[It's not that I have a shame disorder or anything, but can I say this in broad daylight?]

Xu Qingqing shrugged|?w?｀):

[Master, please solve this problem! Otherwise, I am worried that they will come over in waves to fight!]

Seeing Xu Qingqing coughing and rolling her eyes, the old man with the cane leaned over and spoke carefully:

"My Lord, what are you coughing about? Isn't this method working?"

"We just want more children in our tribe and fewer..."

He didn't say the word "stillbirth" or "freak".

The other members of the Gu Clan also bowed and looked at Xu Qingqing expectantly:

"Sir, we beg you to give us a solution. We are willing to work like cows and horses and bring grass to tie the knot!"

She is the Saint Body of Insect Killer who Lord Gu God mentioned can save the Gu tribe from their predicament. She must have a way!

Xu Qingqing nodded slightly:

"I understand your needs. Since I'm here, I can naturally calculate it!"

Xu Qingqing immediately adjusted her posture and communicated with Xianyu in her mind:

[Xiao Yu'er, make my face whiter and give me a blood bag made of goat intestines! Also give me a flying monkey from the world of immortal cultivation and a thin rope!]

[I want to give the Gu tribe a little shock!]

Xianyu is puzzled:

[Host! You can just tell them the truth, why do you have to do this mysterious ceremony!]

[Also, I understand you want the sheep intestines and blood buns, but why do you want the flying monkey?]

[Xiao Yu'er, you don't understand this, right? How can the methods given by humans be compared with those given by God?]

[People will choose between doing the test and cheating!]

[However, I, your host, am the one who is super good at doing it!]

[Just be prepared, I have a big role to play!]

"The Lord of Blessings and Longevity!"

Xu Qingqing's fingers were busy flying, and the surrounding Gu tribes were nervous:

The Holy Body of Insect Killer, how come he looks a bit holy with his eyes closed and his fingers pinched!

Suddenly Xu Qingqing let out a long sigh and slowly opened her eyes. The Gu tribe looked nervous and a little dazed? ( 'w' ):

? ? ? ? ?

Just pinch it a few times and it will be fine. Is it really reliable?

"Sir! This..."

Xu Qingqing looked at the person who spoke with displeasure, and someone else immediately covered his mouth(^_^):

"Sir! This man fell into the river yesterday, and the water in his brain hasn't yet flowed out! I'll take him out to dry in the sun, please wait!"

Xu Qingqing then retracted her gaze and slowly took out a stack of talisman paper from her purse, which made all the Gu tribe members clench their fists (′??w??｀):

My lord, this time you are serious about this. Just look at how powerful these talismans are!

The Gu tribe crisis can be resolved!

Just when the Gu tribe was excited and thought the crisis could be resolved, Xu Qingqing put the talisman paper in his hand into Xu Qingqing's hand:

"Sister! Give it to me!"

All the Gu people∑ (′△｀)?! :

! ! ! ! ! !

This is different from what they imagined!

Next, they saw Xu Qingqing take out a wooden stick as thick as a baby's arm from her purse again.