The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

When he woke up again, he saw Princess Jiajia picking her nails boredly at the head of the bed. Xu Qingqing immediately looked miserable, holding her head and chest and screaming in pain:

"Ah! Who am I? Where is this? Who are you? What do you want to do?"

"This isn't my home? Ah! How do I know this isn't my home? Where is my home?"

Princess Jiajia was frightened by her behavior at first and almost broke her fingernail by accident.

After listening to her series of questions, I rolled my eyes speechlessly:

"Open your dog eyes and take a look. You haven't traveled through time, and this is definitely not your home!"

Xu Qingqing, who was acting like a demon and scaring people, only then noticed the yellow curtain above her head and the yellow quilt beneath her body:

[Fuck! Isn't this a privilege only available in the imperial palace? Could it be that the concubine I'm wearing has gotten into her? Am I a demon concubine or a queen who's about to be banished to the cold palace?]

[The girl next to the bed looks exactly like Princess Jiajia, we must be best friends!]

[So am I still Xu Qingqing's face?]

"Where's the mirror? Where's the mirror? I want to see my face!"

Princess Jiajia:(*?person?):

……

You always say that I’m a fan of storybooks, but compared to you, I’m nothing. You dare to dream of going straight into the palace to be a concubine!

"Okay, stop whining, my uncle the Emperor is waiting to see you!"

Xu Qingqing quickly stood up and put on her shoes:

"What's going on? I'm in your villa! Why am I in the palace?"

Speaking of this, Princess Jiajia was speechless:

"The emperor's uncle was afraid that you would be harassed by the soldiers of the Gu family army in the palace, so he asked Eunuch Fu to go to the military camp to take a look after leaving the court!"

"Who knew you'd run away in less than an hour! Eunuch Fu had no choice but to chase you back to the other courtyard. As soon as he entered the gate, he saw Xiangxiang getting ready to go hiking and you fainted!"

"So, Eunuch Fu brought all of us into the palace! Let the imperial physician take a look at you to find out what's going on!"

"Who went to collect herbs?"

"Xiang Xiang has gone with the Royal Guards!"

He said this with a gloating smile:

"The Crown Prince and the others have been called to the Yangxin Palace to be scolded by the Emperor! Let's go quickly! I think he has already finished scolding me!"

In the Yangxin Palace, the emperor, after scolding someone, elegantly picked up a cup of tea and took a sip. His dragon-like aura was overwhelming:

"Gu Zheng! Tell us how Supervisor Xu performed in the military camp! Why did she leave in less than an hour?"

"You have to remember that Gu Rong had the chance to get out of the Ministry of Justice alive, and that was all thanks to General Xu!"

Gu Zheng's mouth twitched when he heard this:Σ(?w';?)?

What? What does the emperor mean by this? Does he think that Gu Jiajun scared people away? ? ? Is this to vent her anger?

"Your Majesty, at first a few captains wanted to show off their power to General Xu, but within an hour, General Xu became a god in everyone's eyes!"

When the emperor first heard that a captain dared to embarrass Xu Qingqing, his face changed immediately, and even the few humerus who had not left looked at him with daggers?(??w???):

What are you doing! How dare you bully my big baby / Xu Shenxian!

After hearing the following sentence, the sharp eyes suddenly turned into question marks:

! ! ! !

In less than an hour, he became a god? I thought three days would not be enough, and he still needed to adjust on the road!

However, these soldiers are not very good, they are so weak!

The emperor looked at the Minister of War:

"My dear Zheng! I asked you to be in charge of dispatching troops from the Ministry of War. Is this how you dispatch them?"

"You guys are not allowed to eat enough, right? Otherwise, why would you kneel down so quickly!!"

Zheng Daren, who was implicated, was sweating profusely (“▔?▔) and knelt down crying:

"Your Majesty! I have always done my best and have been very conscientious! Who is Xu Jianjun? She is just an ordinary person!"

Xu Zishen rarely spoke:

"Your Majesty! You may have wronged Lord Zheng! Inspector Xu's hands are two great magical weapons. He fought from beginning to end in the Ministry of Justice Prison without causing any damage!"

"Especially the purple gold grasping hammer, the one with electric power, can knock down a large group of people in an instant, and turn them all into charcoal!"

The emperor was surprised:

"Doesn't she just have a magical little flame? How could she have such a good thing?"

"Gu Zheng? How powerful is that thing?"

Gu Zheng looked confused (⊙x⊙;)

"This minister also doesn't know the purple gold grasping hammer that Lord Xu mentioned! But General Xu is very good at intimidation and inducement!"

The emperor and his humerus╭(°?°)╮╰(°?°)╯:

! ! ! !

What? Our big baby/Xu Shenxian, is still so cunning? He has learned to use coercion and inducement? Why did he suddenly feel so relieved like an old father?

"Gu Aiqing, please tell me how she used coercion and bribery to do this."

But before Gu Zheng could say anything, Xu Qingqing's voice came from the door:

[Oh my! I didn’t realize how comfortable it is until I got to the military camp! You guys! It feels like a long time since we last met. I miss you guys so much!]

The emperor and his humerus (≧◇≦):

Got it! You're missing the palace snacks again, right? I get it, I get it!

Xu Qingqing deliberately smacked her lips and burped. The sound was particularly harsh in the court, but no one turned around:

[What's going on? Everyone seems a bit unenthusiastic!]

[But what I miss are the colorful faces of all the adults, not the round and upright buttocks! ]

[The butt is so lifted, the butt crack is deeper! So when you fart with your butt clamped, the smell will be slower to escape!]

[Also! Your Majesty, I have slept in your bed and used your body, shouldn’t you say something?]

The emperor and his humerus looked like they had stepped on dog shit∑ (′△｀)? !

If we didn't know that the emperor had you put in a side hall and asked the imperial physician to take your pulse, we would have really thought that the emperor had something against you!

Can someone like Xu Jianjun still use coercion and bribery? Why can't I believe it?

[Didn’t they say that Beijing F4 was being criticized? Why is there no movement?]

The emperor and his humerus: (∴◎?◎∴)

! ! ! !

What is Beijing F4? Why did the emperor scold him?

The Beijing F4 members all lowered their heads again and again: I don’t know why, but I suddenly felt that this title was a bit embarrassing!

The emperor came up with a straight ball:

"General Xu, I heard from Lord Xu that you can generate electricity. I want to ask if this thing can be used in the army?"

[Generate electricity! It can be used not only in the military, but everywhere! If every soldier in the military had an electric baton, they would be invincible!]

[But how can I explain this? I can’t meet the requirements right now! Say I’m the God of Electricity? Can I let them see it? Will they believe me?]

[Forget it! I'll just give you a brief demonstration!]

The emperor and his humerus narrowed their eyes:

What? Immortal Xu is actually the reincarnation of the God of Electricity? !!! But who is the God of Electricity? I have never heard of him!

A bunch of crazy people watched Xu Qingqing call out Lord Wang, stretched out her fingers, and then rubbed her hair crazily, shouting as she rubbed:

"Crackle, crackle, blah blah, the god of electricity has descended upon me, electricity is coming, electricity is coming!"