The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!
Chapter 137 It’s not a sin for a woman to faint!
Princess Jiajia's eyes suddenly became starry?? ?.?(=′▽`=)??.:
Sisters are awesome! ! The trick of using the opponent's force to defeat him is really clever!
The F4 in Beijing was hit again?(▔x▔)??(▔x▔)??(▔x▔)?:
! ! ! ! !
Together with Master Xu, I face new realms every day. I thought I was good enough, but I still can’t catch up with him!
I am really convinced!
When Xu Qingqing saw that the girl who had been fighting with Chen Shixian was at a disadvantage, she immediately shouted:
[Oh no! This girl is no good, watch me!]
"Oh no! A-Liu! You can't do that! How can you just scratch the face? Your attack is too simple! You need to diversify your fighting style!"
"Listen to me, attack his lower body, and do a monkey stealing peach first!"
The fighting girl A Liu heard this word for the first time. She scratched Chen Shixian's face and asked Xu Qingqing:
"How to steal?"
"Of course I'll take out his little Chase!"
Seeing the girl was puzzled, he pretended to explain:
"Just take out his balls! Crush his balls!"
Everyone present, including the two people fighting, stopped working.
! ! ! ! !
What are you talking about??!!!
What are you asking a girl to pay for!!!
"Hurry, hurry, hurry! Ah Liu, Chen Shixian has stopped. This is a good opportunity. Hurry up and pinch him until he screams! Men like this should be sent to a detoxification center!"
Princess Jiajia was puzzled:
"Qingqing, what is the Egg Detoxification Center?"
Xu Qingqing, who was almost cheering for the victory, answered her without even turning her head:
"It's the palace's cleansing room! There are cocks coming out of it all the time!"
"A Liu, come on! You have to believe in yourself! You can definitely win!"
Princess Jiajia_φ(·???·?? )?:
! ! ! !
It makes sense!!!
京城F4ヽ(゜ロ゜;)ノ
Insufficient brain power supply, already stupid!
A Liu, who had just been shocked and was dizzy again due to the noise, stretched out his hand as if possessed by a ghost, grabbed Chen Shixian's crotch, and exerted all his strength!
"Ouch!"
Chen Shixian let out a startled scream and tightened his crotch in pain!
[Yes, yes, yes! That’s right! Miss Liu is really great!]
[Girls! When fighting, you have to be steady, accurate and ruthless! You have it under control!]
"A Liu! Use the Golden Dragon Claw again to make him feel even more pain!"
After winning the battle, Miss A Liu, who occupied the high ground, was also excited:
"Director Xu! What is the Golden Dragon Claw?"
"Watch it! I will only demonstrate it once!"
Xu Qingqing put her hands into claw shape, then slowly tightened them, her fingers became like pinching something, then quickly retracted them, and then stretched them out again!
"A Liu! Did you see it clearly? If you did, put your hand hard on his eyes!"
Xu Qingqing pointed at Chen Shixian's chest with her chin. Somehow, before Xu Qingqing could explain what "mimi" meant, A Liu miraculously understood it!
Seeing the opportunity, he made his hands into claws and grabbed Chen Shixian's breasts as hard as he could, pinching, pinching and pulling!
Chen Shixian, who was protecting his crotch, howled even louder!
Princess Jiajia looked at Xu Qingqing with shining eyes, as if she had seen the Queen Mother of the Nine Heavens, the light in her eyes could not be blocked??(?????????)??*? :
"Sister! You're my sister forever! You're such a good fighter!"
京城F4ヽ(゜ロ゜;)ノ
Insufficient brain power supply, already stupid!
Xu Qingqing shook her head modestly, still thinking:
[Let me think about what other moves I have! I remember there were quite a few! Ice Dog! I remember now!]
"A Liu! There are also two dragons playing with a pearl! I'll tell you directly, it's just... mmmmmm!"
I have never seen a lady from a noble family be like this. I was so stunned that the Beijing F4 finally came to their senses!
Xu Qingqing was dancing with joy when Xu Zikai covered her mouth from behind. Xu Qingqing pulled it down in dissatisfaction:
"Aliu! Put your hands... mmmmmm!"
This time, not only was her mouth covered, but she was also getting further and further away from Ah Liu. Xu Qingqing stretched out Erkang's hand and kept moaning, her eyes filled with tears.
[Let me go! You let me go! I still have many moves to show off!]
[Ahhh…Xu Zikai! Let me go! My Twin Dragons Playing with a Pearl! I haven’t explained it yet!]
[I'm going to complain to my parents, my grandmother, and the emperor, saying that my eldest brother insisted on taking me to Chunfeng Tower, and he threatened me when I refused to go!]
Xu Zikai, who was holding Xu Qingqing and retreating at high speed, had a face as dark as the bottom of a pot (▼皿▼):
Go ahead and sue me! Go ahead and sue me! You can sue anyone you want! Anyway, I can’t afford to lose face here!
Where did you learn these old tricks? If you are seen by the people in the underworld, they will bite you to pieces!
Xu Zikai fixed Xu Qingqing's scratching hands and gnashed his teeth in anger!!?(╬???)? :
No! I have to give Lao Liu and Xiao Jiu, who are beside her, a good beating! Look at what kind of nonsense they are teaching!
I went to see my son's Laoliu and Xiaojiu during the holiday (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (I was so angry that I overturned the table):
……
You don’t even know what your sister is like!!!
Xu Zikai thought he was not afraid of Xu Qingqing complaining, but he was still afraid that she would really complain. It would be fine if his parents and the emperor knew about it, but if his grandmother knew about it, it would be a piece of cake for her to kneel in the ancestral hall!
Cao Zixu was so absorbed in thinking that he bumped into something when he was retreating. He was knocked to the ground by Xu Zikai and pinched his nose in anger. He looked up at the sky.
"What are you doing? Don't you look where you're walking? You bumped my nose and it's bleeding!"
What's so good about this group of generals? They are all as hard as rocks!
Xu Zikai immediately turned around and apologized. Xu Qingqing, who was pinned down, had no time to close her eyes, and she clearly saw the bright red blood flowing out from between Cao Zixu's fingers:
[…Here it comes! When you see the nosebleed, be yourself!]
[It’s not a sin for a woman to faint!]
Looking at Xu Qingqing who had fainted in Xu Zikai's arms, Cao Zixu held his forehead helplessly:
"Didn't you and Xu Qingqing pick me up to go to Dongshan to get medicinal herbs? How did it turn out like this?"
Cao Zixu looked at Xu Zikai and Gu Zheng behind him:
"General Xu, is this how you look at your sister? What could she have done wrong to deserve your embrace like this?"
Xu Zikai () °-° ():
Am I really wrong?
"General Gu, right? I've seen your portrait! She and Xu Qingqing were still thinking about the soldiers of the Gu family army, digging medicinal herbs for them all over the mountain, and you treat your military supervisor like this?"
Xu Zikai, the Crown Prince who followed slowly behind him, Gu Zheng and Xu Jinnian: ??=????(??????=????(???????)
! ! ? ? ! !
Didn’t she come here to laugh at Chen Shixian’s joke?
Gu Zheng was a little out of control:
"She didn't say anything, so I don't know! I just think little girls are fun!"
Cao Zixu rolled his eyes:
"Alright! Let her faint! The holy medicines for external injuries are all on the cliff. Find someone who is good at Qinggong and follow me!"
Gu Zheng really wanted to ask why General Xu was able to go, was she good at martial arts? But when he saw Cao Zixu rolling his eyes, he felt inexplicably guilty and followed her!
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