The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

The sister in the picture heard her brother's wailing and couldn't help but reach out and touch him:

"What's wrong, brother? What happened? Are you okay?"

The result was counterproductive, and the sister who wanted to touch her brother's head pushed his head down again, and this time they were completely mouth to mouth!

Now the two stopped howling. As if they had agreed, one turned left and spit downwards, while the other turned right and spit upwards:

"Ugh! Pfft, pfft, pfft!"

"Yue! Bah! Bah!"

After spitting, they both wanted to curse at each other, but with their faces turned sideways, their noses were touching noses again!

So the two of them glared at each other and turned their heads away!

[(Laughing and slapping his thighs!) Some things between people are accidents! Some are true love! You two are the accidents of true love!]

[What are you thinking! If the tacit understanding is so high, is it really not everywhere?]

[Maybe it was because I saw you guys like this that I came up with that idea!]

Li Peng?( ?????w????? )?:

Like that? We did that? It was just an accident!

Not only Xu Qingqing wanted to ship the couple, but her sister, who understood the situation, also had a light bulb in her head, which represented a good idea:

"Since you've already kissed, why not make the fake play real?"

All the Gu family army (?(?(?(?(?;;):

I'm shocked! What a strangely consistent train of thought! The military supervisor is indeed a god! He can even predict this!

The silly brother in the picture stopped vomiting immediately:

"Make the fake play real? How to do it? So that I can stay with my mother-in-law and father-in-law?"

Li Peng stopped vomiting. He was stunned. He turned his head in disbelief to look at his brother's silly face:

"Are you stupid? There's no way we can make a fake play real. Do you believe whatever your sister says?"

The younger brother snorted arrogantly:

"What do you care! You just don't want me and my mother-in-law to be good to my father-in-law!!"

Li Peng was so angry that he vomited blood?? (?? ￣??￣? )?? ??:

"Are you sick? Those are my parents!"

Brother is angry:

"You are the one who is sick. You have been gone for five years and you haven't even written me a letter!"

Li Peng was also angry:

"You have the nerve to say I didn't write a letter! Ah! You said I didn't write a letter!"

"Tell me! How often do you eat pigeon meat?"

Xu Qingqing took out a handful of plum seeds from somewhere and cracked them with gusto:

[Oh my god! I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt! These two sides are really interesting! On this side, I wrote letters and they were delivered by pigeons! On the other side, I thought I received a gift from nature, and I killed every pigeon that came, and killed every pair that came!]

[Even though they knew the pigeon hadn't come back, they didn't change their communication method! There were so many letters here, but they didn't pay attention to any of them and put them all in their mouths!]

[These two people must have six swirls on their heads! They are really stubborn after all!]

The younger brother in the picture looks angry:

"My mother-in-law and father-in-law work so hard, what's wrong with eating some pigeons to replenish their body?"

Li Peng roared:

"It's a carrier pigeon! A carrier pigeon! My letter is on the pigeon's foot!"

"If a villager hadn't mentioned it on the way, I wouldn't have known that the pigeons had been eaten. I was terrified for five years!"

The younger brother followed and shouted:

"Why are you yelling? I'm just a country woman... Bah! How can a man who has never seen the world have ever seen a carrier pigeon?"

"The pigeons were always skinny when they came home. I thought they were unwanted and fattened up for my mother-in-law and father-in-law to eat!"

"Can't you send the letter through the post?"

Everyone in the Gu family army held their foreheads:

There's nothing wrong with what he said. Before I joined the army, I was a poor boy from the countryside, and I had never seen such advanced stuff!

However, Li Qiwei had been sending letters like this for more than two years! The child had never once wondered why there was something on the pigeon's foot.

The military supervisor was right! They were two stubborn people who were fighting three people at once, no doubt about it!

The two people in the picture were arguing so fiercely that they didn't even notice their brother-in-law coming down from the top!

The elder sister and her brother-in-law looked at each other, and the elder sister got off her brother, and they each pressed down Li Peng's hands! To remind the younger brother who was still arguing:

"Brother! Quick! Sit on him and hold his legs down. This way he can't get up!"

The younger brother immediately shut up and sat up, twisting his buttocks and sitting on Li Peng's crotch. He held his thighs tightly with both hands and turned his head to ask his sister:

"Sister! What are you doing?"

I don't know when Xu Qingqing turned into a melon, but when she saw this scene, she bit her tongue instead of the melon!

[Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! It hurts so much! Be careful when eating melons!]

[Hahahaha (?w?)hiahiahia, what kind of forced love segment is this! I really want to know, what will happen to Li Peng when he is pinned down?]

[Wow! ( ? _ ?°)?! Family! Can you believe it! I saw Li Qiwei being ridden! ]

Li Peng:

Sister! The person involved is here! Please restrain yourself a little!

Li Peng would never give them a chance. They struggled desperately, and their messy hair became even more messy!

[Hahahaha??(?????????)??*?! Li Qiwei is harder to catch now than a pig during Chinese New Year!]

Gu Jiajun looked at Li Qiwei struggling hard in the picture and nodded, thinking it made a lot of sense:

The military supervisor can describe it! But what do these three people want to do?

In the picture, the elder sister didn't care about the gender distinction and sat on Li Peng's hand, holding his shoulders with both hands. Facing the soul-searching question raised by her younger brother, she was a little speechless for a while:

Yes! What are you doing? You can’t let the fake play become real!

Unexpectedly, my brother-in-law, who was in the same pose as my sister, spoke up:

"Little brother! Turn your ass around and kiss him!!"

[Oh my god! Oh my god! I don’t dare to laugh anymore, my stomach hurts! If you want to kiss him, just kiss him, and even emphasize turning your butt!]

Gu Jiajun's pupils dilated, and they all stared at Li Peng's mouth:

Let's just say that he had a ruptured mouth on the day he returned to the camp. Could this be serious?

The younger brother in the picture suddenly loosened his hands on Li Peng's legs and turned to look at his brother-in-law in disbelief:

"Brother-in-law! What did you say?"

My sister also gritted her teeth:

"That's right! Kiss him all over his face and make red marks, even if it's real!"

The younger brother turned his butt and looked at Li Peng's lips:

"So you don't have to leave your mother-in-law and father-in-law?"

The sister and brother-in-law in the picture_φ(·???·?? )?:

……

At this critical moment, you have to talk about the mother-in-law and father-in-law!

Gu Jiajun outside the screen:

It seems that in the past few years since Li Qiwei was away, the old couple have really treated their "daughter-in-law" well!

[Ka-ka-ka???, it turns out that the in-laws are true love, and Li Peng is an accident! ]

[Oh my! Our Li Qiwei is so lucky to have married such a virtuous wife!]

Li Peng's scalp was numb because of his brother's stare. He was afraid that he would think too much, so he kissed him! He struggled and shouted:

"No, no, no! We can talk it out, we can talk it out! Our two families are old friends after all! I was away from home for so many years, thanks to Cui Jie'er... You Ge'er for taking care of me! I can't thank you enough!"

My brother looked unconvinced:

"You just wanted to beat me and kill me, and sent me to the government office!"