The court is quiet, the melon people are making trouble!

"Uncle is more handsome than father! His voice is more gentle than father's! He treats me better than father does!"

[Hahaha… it can be seen that this uncle is very popular with his son! It sounds like Liu Da Nao is really miserable! ]

Gu Jiajun looked puzzled:

So far, it seems that it has nothing to do with Liu Da Naotou! How miserable!

The big head Liu in the picture immediately spit out the tea he just drank! He wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. He looked at his wife who was laughing at the side with a distorted face:

Oh my god! What does this mean? Is it to ask our son if he has read the article? Is it to shut him up?

Liu Da's facial muscles were tense, and he consoled her in a strange voice:

"My dear! When you encounter something, you should think positively! In life, nine out of ten things will not go as planned! Just think it through!"

"Don't worry! I will take care of my son's mouth!"

Unexpectedly, the man opposite looked at him with sympathy:

"It's good that you think this way! What I mean is, everyone has a bad time! Every difficulty can be overcome!"

Liu Da Nao Tou (′?д?｀):! ! ! ? ? ?

What are you talking about? Shouldn't I be the one to comfort you?

Under Liu Datou's puzzled gaze, the man stood up and stood at the door, looking at Mrs. Liu who was still laughing:

"My son said that the article was copied from your son's!"

Liu Da Nao's computer crashed instantlyΣ(?д?；):

???

Wha…wha…what do you mean?

The man sighed and backed out:

"Alas! As the saying goes, every family has its own problems. It can be seen that the two of you have a good relationship. Cherish your relationship!"

Liu Dabo stared blankly at the man who was walking away. He went to look at his wife in a daze, but there was no sign of his wife in the hall!

[Fuck! Madam Liu is really good! She runs faster than a rabbit!]

[If this were put in a running competition, he would definitely win first place!]

Everyone in the Gu family army was stunned:

Holy crap! I really didn't expect the truth to be like this! It really contains a lot of information! This reversal came unexpectedly! It's really tragic and funny!

[Hey! The hooker dares to show up openly, that's great! He dances in front of the real owner without any guilt!]

The scene was still going on. Li Peng patted Xu Qingqing's shoulder:

My dear uncle, Liu Da Nao Tou is even more miserable than me. We are good brothers, I have to save him this time!

Xu Qingqing was distracted and the scene was naturally cut off. Gu Jiajun was so angry when he saw it:

Damn it! You should at least let us see who the mistress is, so that we can help our big brother get revenge later!

Xu Qingqing looked up impatiently, wanting to see who was preventing her from eating melons:

[Ouch! This is not Li Qiwei!]

[Home? Back just in time! Caught a male wife on the spot!]

Uninformed Gu Jiajun (?w? ):

! ! ! !

What male wife? What kind of plot is this!

Li Peng ((???|||)):

! ! ! !

I really want to slap myself in the face. Why did I offend the military supervisor for no reason? What's wrong with letting her eat melons to relieve her boredom? They're not mine! Now everyone knows that I have a male wife!

[Wow! So exciting! I almost got raped by my boyfriend’s wife!]

[Let me see what's going on!]

Gu Jiajun (((o′?`o)ノ?ヽ(o′?`o))) stared at the grove, waiting for the scene to appear:

Let's see what's going on! Li Qiwei can't beat a man who looks like a woman! This is a bit unacceptable!

Li Peng (◎_◎;):

(Exasperated) You can’t do it! Your whole family can’t do it! No one can do it, but I can do it!

The scene appeared again, and Gu's army suffered another critical hit. There were four people stacking up in the picture, and the one at the bottom was Li Peng, who was in tattered clothes and with disheveled hair!

Next up is a man who is wearing a girl's outfit but a man's clothes? The third person has the same face as the second person, but he is wearing women's clothes! The top one is a skinny man with no flesh on his body:

"Sister! What should we do now? He's been gone for five years without giving us a chance to put things right!"

"I thought he was dead outside! What should I do now?"

My sister hesitated for a while and gritted her teeth:

"Why not just beat him to death!"

Before Li Peng, who was at the bottom, could say anything, her brother and brother-in-law were already unwilling!

"No! It's against the law for us to kill someone! I don't agree!"

The younger brother looked at Li Peng, who was face to face with him, with a look of heartache, which made Li Peng shudder and twist his body vigorously:

"I'm telling you, don't look at me like that, or I'll break your legs!"

The younger brother pouted:

"I'm looking at you! I'm looking at your parents through you! They're so kind to me. If you really die, they'll be heartbroken!"

Li Peng (〇_o):

Thank you for remembering to be filial to my parents!

[Hahahaha (?w?)hiahiahia With that look in his eyes, don’t talk about him, I would misunderstand it too!]

[But these two are face to face, mouth to mouth, what if they accidentally kiss! ]

Just as Xu Qingqing finished her thoughts, her brother-in-law above her tried to move his body and accidentally pressed down her sister's head below her. Her sister's head subconsciously lowered and touched her brother's head!

The younger brother who was holding his head up was touched unexpectedly, and the other one lowered his head and kissed the corner of Li Peng's mouth, and then both of them howled like pigs being slaughtered:

[Wow! Wow! Wow! Hahaha(*?︶?*).?.:*? They really kissed! ]

[They are so miserable! I love watching them! They really can’t be a couple! I’ve even thought of a name for them, let’s call them the True Friends Group!]

Most of the Gu family army pursed their lips tightly:

I can't laugh! I can't laugh! It's not right to laugh at your brothers! Phew! Haha ...

Li Peng curled his lips:

Look! Look! I'll watch you to death! Laugh as hard as you can, laugh loudly, and I'll encourage the general to give you more practice!

Gu Jiajun (; 一_一):

You can't afford to play! It's not our turn yet! We are all melons in the hands of the military supervisor, so what's the difference between ripening first and ripening later?

Li Peng was helpless:

"They are twins, a boy and a girl. The elder sister escaped from marriage, and the younger brother married in my place! I left in a hurry, so I didn't know until now. Someone... found out!"

All the people in Gu Jiajun have starry eyes (*′?｀*) people (*′?｀*)

The military supervisor is awesome!

[Listen to the panting sound, only I can see the picture, otherwise! Tsk tsk! Forget it! Damn it! No more talking, I’m leaving now!]

The younger brother in the picture was holding down Li Peng, and two people were holding him down from above. He was in pain and couldn't breathe, and his voice sounded a little breathless! He turned his head with difficulty and asked his sister above:

[Hahaha… this is a critical hit when the screen is opened! Stress-relieving Jenga, you deserve it!]

Jiang Yingyu was afraid of startling Xu Qingqing, so she pulled Li Peng aside and asked in a low voice:

"What's up with those two faces?"

Others also leaned forward:

Yes! What happened?