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Chapter 564 An Unforgettable Experience
"Zhiyi, let me take the next kick!"
After hearing Jiang Nanchu's words, Ning Zhiyi changed the direction of the force on his foot and kicked the person towards Jiang Nanchu.
The King of Zhenbei fell facing the direction of Jiang Nanchu.
Jiang Nanchu didn't pay attention when he kicked the person, he kicked while standing face to face.
The Adam's apple happened to be seen by the dizzy King Zhenbei.
"What, you are a man!"
"Oh, I'm not, I'm a woman!"
Jiang Nanchu covered his neck and gathered his strength to kick him away.
Fang Kui pulled the person over and pushed him against his chest.
"Open your blind eyes and take a good look. Am I a man or a woman?"
King Zhenbei was completely confused. How come the person in front of him turned into a woman again?
"Girl? Who...who are you?"
Ning Zhiyi blew a whistle, signaling Fang Kui to kick the person over.
Fang Kui immediately did as he was told. Ning Zhiyi said in a rough voice:
"Master, can you tell me whether I am a man or a woman?"
When King Yi Yan of Zhenbei looked over, Ning Zhiyi threw a punch.
Very good, I successfully created an artificial panda eye.
"I want to play too!"
Jiang Nanchu felt jealous and rubbed his wrist vigorously.
"be careful."
Ning Zhiyi reminded him and kicked King Zhenbei over.
"Oh my god, how can you doubt my gender?"
Jiang Nanchu threw a quick punch and wanted to run away after that.
But the King of Zhenbei, who had suffered many losses, had already taken precautions. He grabbed Jiang Nanchu's hand that was about to be withdrawn and said angrily:
"Haha, I got you!"
"I want to see whether you are a man or a woman!"
After saying that, his hands went straight to Jiang Nanchu's lower body.
"Fuck, you shameless bastard!"
"Nanchu!"
Ning Zhiyi was terrified and thought that King Zhenbei had done something to hurt Jiang Nanchu.
Rush over, kick, and kick the person away.
"Nanchu, are you okay?"
Jiang Nanchu's face turned red and he felt very embarrassed.
"It's okay. I'm fine."
Ning Zhiyi didn't believe it. "How is that possible? I saw his hand reaching out. Move quickly. Be careful that he might throw a hidden weapon or something like that."
Jiang Nanchu shook his head, clasped his hands in front of his legs, and explained:
"It's okay. There was no hidden weapon. He just tried to feel whether I was a man or a woman."
Ning Zhiyi: ???
She was speechless. She thought King Zhenbei had taken a dagger or a hidden weapon, but she didn't expect that he was actually verifying this.
"So are you... okay?"
Jiang Nanchu's face was still red, but he didn't look embarrassed at all.
"Oh, it's okay. We are all men. What's wrong with him touching us?"
"And after he touched me, I gave him a kick in the stomach!"
Jiang Nanchu was able to accept it to a certain extent.
On the other side, King Zhenbei was going crazy.
"man!"
"You are actually a man!"
"You dare to lie to me, someone tear him into pieces!"
"What did you just do to this king!?"
After sobering up from being drunk, he felt that his mouth stank, like the smell of stinky feet.
It was an indescribable stench that King Zhenbei had never smelled before.
In his heart he suspected that only men's feet could have that smell, but deep down he refused to accept that idea.
The only thing he could think of was that there was no other man at the scene except him, and he couldn't put his own feet into his mouth, so the bad smell in his mouth must not be the smell of stinky feet.
Just when I had prepared myself mentally, I ended up touching a man!
A man!!!
The taste in my mouth is...
That imagination was so horrible that King Zhenbei was very unwilling to accept it and could only vent his anger by yelling!
"Miss, Lao Kui, show me what you just did."
Now Ning Zhiyi didn't know how sober the King of Zhenbei was. She was afraid of exposing Fang Kui's identity, so she just called him by a pseudonym.
Fang Kui was indeed a smart person, he immediately reacted and replied:
"Lao Cong, I'm coming right away!"
In her opinion, Ning Zhiyi was a smart girl, and there was absolutely no problem in calling her Lao Cong.
For some reason, King Zhenbei subconsciously closed his mouth and bluffed:
"Don't be so presumptuous. Do you know my identity?"
Fang Kui laughed loudly:
"Oh, I know, you are an old pervert, my Lord."
"Now let me serve you well!"
He happily ran to the socks that she had thrown away, grabbed them and moved closer to King Zhenbei.
"Come, my lord, ah!"
King Zhenbei pinched his thigh hard, but he still couldn't get rid of his drunkenness and couldn't see Fang Kui's movements clearly.
Especially the word "ah", which was even more difficult for him to understand.
Subconsciously opened his mouth and asked:
"What do you mean?"
Fang Kui was waiting for the opportunity for King Zhenbei to open his mouth, and quickly stuffed the socks into King Zhenbei's mouth.
The next moment, he ran backwards.
Sure enough, as she expected, after King Zhenbei came to his senses, he vomited again with an earth-shattering sound.
The sound was so loud that it sounded like someone was going to vomit out of his throat.
"Damn it, you all deserve to die!"
"Someone, come..."
Ning Zhiyi picked up the stool beside the table and threw an object from a distance.
It hit the big head of King Zhenbei perfectly.
Blood flowed down his forehead, flowed to King Zhenbei's neck, and finally disappeared into his clothes.
Ning Zhiyi blew the loose hair on his forehead, posed, and asked:
"How's it going? Are you handsome?"
Jiang Nanchu was very respectful and praised him highly:
"cool!"
"You are handsome, cool and stylish. Zhiyi, you are the best one!"
Fang Kui also came over and flattered with a smile:
"That's not true. Miss Ning, you are as smart as the stars in the sky, shining brightly. I admire you."
Ning Zhiyi smiled awkwardly. If General Fang didn't know how to praise people, you didn't have to do it. Such false compliments made even someone as thick-skinned as her feel a little embarrassed.
Jiang Nanchu laughed and explained in a low voice:
"Zhiyi, General Fang doesn't know how to praise people. Her compliments are always the same, like "Your Highness, your heroic figure is like the stars in the sky, bright and dazzling."
After realizing that Fang Kui didn't know how to compliment people, Ning Zhiyi didn't feel so embarrassed anymore.
Looking at the Zhenbei King who had fainted on the ground, he said unhappily:
"Nanchu, you may not know this, but the King of Zhenbei has a little hobby, which is to smell the feet of beautiful women."
"Today he not only smelled the beauty's feet, but also ate her socks. I'm afraid he will never have such a hobby again in the future."
Jiang Nanchu wanted to dry heave again.
"No, which normal person can have such a hobby!"
"Zhiyi, is there anything wrong with him?"
Fang Kui also had this feeling. Could it be that King Zhenbei had no sense of smell?
That doesn't make sense. Wasn't he just fainted by the stink of his own feet? That shows he still has a sense of smell.
Ning Zhiyi shook his head, "No, he has a sense of smell. Everyone has some quirks, and he loves this one!"
"Ms. Ning, what should we do next?"
Ning Zhiyi hadn't thought it through yet, so he just said:
"I want to have an unforgettable experience with the King of Zhenbei, but I haven't figured out what to do yet."
"An unforgettable experience?" Fang Kui touched his chin, his eyes lit up when he thought of the small props he had just seen in the room.
"Ah, I've got it. Mr. Jiang, Miss Ning, please leave the house first. I'll be there later. I promise to give the King of Zhenbei an unforgettable experience!"
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