I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!

Chapter 563 The old lady hasn’t seen a man for several years. She must enjoy herself today.

Fang Kui was very self-conscious and took off her socks the moment Ning Zhiyi finished speaking.

"Ms. Ning, you and Mr. Jiang should step back. I will shut his mouth."

Socks are more like a biological weapon.

As the owner of this biological weapon, Fang Kui himself doesn't want to touch it.

She would not let Ning Zhiyi and Jiang Nanchu meet each other, she just hoped that they could stay away from each other.

"Okay, here comes General Laofang."

Ning Zhiyi suddenly felt that the power of three handkerchiefs seemed not enough, and she wanted to ask for two more handkerchiefs.

"Here, Zhiyi, I'll give it to you."

He took the handkerchief and asked:

"Nanchu, why do you still have some?"

Jiang Nanchu didn't care at all and said in a tone that he was used to:

"Well, when you go out with General Fang, you must bring more handkerchiefs. This is the common understanding of all of us."

"Ah, you have already discovered General Fang's 'biochemical weapons'?"

Jiang Nanchu didn't understand what he meant. "What weapon? His Highness was interrogating a spy before. This spy looked very gentle and clean, like a weak woman, but she was very stubborn. His Highness used many tortures but couldn't make her talk."

"Later, His Highness assigned General Fang to guard the spy. When she was bored, she took off her shoes and vomited on the spy. The spy looked at General Fang with more fear than seeing a torture device, and then..."

"Then what?" Ning Zhiyi was very curious and asked impatiently.

Jiang Nanchu chuckled, a little embarrassed, "Then, General Fang told the spy to confess quickly, or he would put his foot in her mouth."

Ning Zhiyi:......

"Uh, and then the spy confessed?"

Jiang Nanchu gave an affirmative answer, "Yes, the spy confessed in tears."

"Wow!"

At this moment, only these two words can reflect Ning Zhiyi's inner changes. It's really amazing.

Jiang Nanchu: "Haha, that's true. Although this trick is not painful, it is a bit too disgusting. Judging from the spy's appearance, she is a clean woman. She couldn't accept it and finally had to confess."

Ning Zhiyi nodded thoughtfully, "Nan Chu, I've been inspired. Before, when interrogating spies, we used coercion and inducement first, and then torture. Now it seems that we can also use disgusting attacks."

"Like drinking urine and eating shit or something."

"Cough cough cough cough!"

Jiang Nanchu coughed several times and even felt like retching.

"Oh my God, Zhiyi, you are a devil!"

"This trick, I would rather die than eat these things!"

Ning Zhiyi clapped his hands, "That's right, this is exactly the effect I want."

"It's just that this move is a bit too inhumane. If you don't encounter extremely vicious and evil people, you still can't use this move."

"Zhiyi, then again, being kind to the enemy is being cruel to yourself. I think this trick is still necessary. For example, I want to use this trick on the Second Princess!"

Jiang Nanchu hates the second princess too much!

This person often went to him to show his courtesy before, especially after Feng Jiutian married Su Muzha, he always talked to him about all sorts of things.

What it means is simply that Feng Jiutian is unfaithful and not a good match.

There are many good women in the world. Instead of hanging yourself on a tree, it is better to make plans for yourself as soon as possible.

If she can betray you once today, she can betray you twice tomorrow.

But Jiang Nanchu understood clearly that the Second Princess had no love for him and was saying all this just to get him and thus gain her mother's support.

Knowing that he would not be able to get rid of the Second Princess's entanglement for a while, he immediately told his mother, Prime Minister Jiang, everything.

No one knew what Prime Minister Jiang did, but the Second Princess never ran to Jiang Nanchu and said strange things again, nor did she continue to pester him.

However, it was also because of this that the Second Princess completely hated Jiang Nanchu.

Her consistent principle is to destroy what she can't get!

"Zhiyi, you don't know that before coming to Dali, I was kidnapped."

"The bandits knew my whereabouts very well, ambushed me on the road I had to take, and kidnapped me. If it weren't for the prince bringing people to me in time, I would have been finished."

Ning Zhiyi: "Do you suspect that the Second Princess sent someone to do this?"

"This is just my suspicion, there is no evidence!" Jiang Nanchu nodded vigorously.

Although there is no evidence, he feels it is nine out of ten times more likely.

"To tell you the truth, when the prince arrived, the bandit was about to strip me of my clothes. Fortunately, my prince arrived in time, otherwise, I would have no face to live in this world."

"Oh, it's okay."

Ning Zhiyi was terrified and quickly hugged Jiang Nanchu.

"Life is the most important thing. You must never think of committing suicide at any time. Do you understand?"

Thinking back to that terrible thing, Jiang Nanchu's eyes were filled with tears.

"Zhiyi, you don't understand. If that bandit really succeeds, I will be the shame of the entire family. My mother will be nailed to the pillar of shame. If I don't die, she, the prime minister, will always be pointed at by others."

"My brothers' marriages will also be affected because of me."

"If I die, perhaps I can still gain a good reputation, and it won't affect my mother, nor will it hinder my brothers and sisters."

"Okay, don't think about these sad things. That thing didn't work out, and it won't happen again in the future."

"Your road will be smooth in the future, and you will be safe and successful."

Jiang Nanchu smiled and nodded, "Zhiyi, thank you for your blessing."

"what!"

"vomit!"

On the other side, King Zhenbei let out a terrifying roar, followed by bursts of heart-wrenching vomiting sounds.

This time he also vomited out yellow bile, almost vomiting out all the wine in his stomach.

He regained some consciousness after being drunk, but because his body still absorbed a lot of alcohol, he was still a little tipsy.

"Bitch, what did you feed me!"

Fang Kui threw away the handkerchief in his hand and snorted coldly:

"Bitch? Who are you calling a bitch? You old thing are the bitch."

"Ugh, I'm going to kill you!"

As King Zhenbei spoke, he felt waves of nausea coming over him, and the taste of stinky feet filled his mouth.

Although he spoke fiercely, the King of Zhenbei was indeed shaky when he walked, and it could be said that he swayed three times with every step.

He raised his fist and hit Fang Kui, but missed.

I shook my head vigorously, and it seemed that many Fang Kuis appeared in front of me.

Ning Zhiyi saw that something was wrong with the King of Zhenbei, so he pulled Jiang Nanchu and fiddled with it quickly.

Soon the two of them ran out and stood in different directions with Fang Kui, forming a three-way confrontation.

"Hahaha, Master, come and catch me."

Jiang Nanchu shouted in a pinched voice. He had already changed into the dress of a Dali woman. This new experience made him very excited.

Ning Zhiyi said in a very rough voice:

"Master, run quickly. If I catch you, hehehehe, you'll be dead."

After saying that, Ning Zhiyi looked at Fang Kui. Fang Kui's eyes rolled and he spoke in an old voice.

"Oh, old lady, I haven't seen a man for decades. I must enjoy myself today."

"Pfft!"

Ning Zhiyi and Jiang Nanchu burst out laughing together. General Fang is also a wonderful person.

Sometimes he looks very smart, and sometimes he seems silly, but he still does things in a very methodical manner.

Always be able to do things that touch people's hearts.

"what sound?"

"Who is it? Come out now!"

King Zhenbei shook his head again, only to find that women appeared all around him.

It was foggy in front of me and I couldn't see the woman's face clearly.

"Hmph, stop playing tricks on me. You just saw that I was drunk."

"If you kneel down and kowtow and admit your mistake now, I will forgive you for what happened!"

Ning Zhiyi took a step forward and kicked.

"Fuck your ancestors! Prepare to die, old man!"

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