I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!
Chapter 207 Pay attention to your attitude, I am saving you
The mighty general, who had been so angry just now, laughed when he heard this. This time he touched General Chen lightly, but did not dare to use too much force for fear that he would break.
"Hey, we're in love, and we found each other, so keep showing off, keep going!"
After hearing Xitong's words, General Chen was like a man whose yang energy had been sucked dry by a fox spirit. He raised his brows and drooped his eyes, and he couldn't muster any energy at all.
It is in stark contrast to the high spirits of the mighty general.
Seeing her husband, who had just offended her, being so arrogant, a certain lady stretched out her evil hand and twisted the waist of the mighty general, whose throat was exposed due to laughter.
"Ow!"
The mighty general shut up.
General Chen and his wife looked at each other, and Mrs. Chen went straight to his neck and said, "You old thing, you really have evil intentions towards me!"
"Be careful of the impact, there are so many people watching us, let's go to the small woods next to us to solve the problem!"
Worried that if they made a scene here, Ning Zhiyi would notice something was wrong, the clever General Chen took his wife around to the dense bushes behind Ning Zhiyi. With the help of the vegetation blocking their view, other people could not see their figures at all.
Adhering to the principle of eating melons in person, Ning Zhiyi turned around to look for General Chen and his wife, muttering, "Strange, where did General Chen and his wife go? They were here just now."
Princess Yong'an didn't say anything, but looked at the bushes behind Ning Zhiyi. Unfortunately, Ning Zhiyi didn't notice this.
[Tong'er, where is General Chen? If I don't eat the melon in front of him, it will feel a little less tasty.]
The system directly exposed her, [Hehe, little host, you just want to satisfy your own bad taste, it’s okay, we are eating the same now. ]
Ning Zhiyi thought about it and felt that it was true. She was already impatient to eat the melon and couldn't wait to find General Chen.
[Host, General Chen was once drunk and woke up from a suffocating feeling. When he woke up, he found his wife pinching his neck with a hideous look on her face, as if she wanted to strangle him to death. He was so scared that he dared only sleep in the study at night.]
Princess Yong'an stared at the bushes with her eyes wide open. Madam Chen was a very thin woman, and she looked very gentle. You wouldn't expect her to be so strong at all!
Is this what our ancestors meant when they said you can’t judge a person by his appearance?
General Chen looked at his wife accusingly from behind the bushes, pretending to be very fierce and said, "Explain, do you want to hurt me?"
Mrs. Chen slapped her in the face and said, "Watch your attitude. I'm saving you."
"Hmph, you strangled me to save me? You don't even know how to find a better excuse. I'll give you some time to make one. As long as your excuse makes sense, I'll forgive you." General Chen whispered.
He was born in a grassroots family. Before joining the army, he married Wang, the daughter of a butcher in the same village. The two were able to get married because of General Chen's persistence. He liked Wang's boldness and felt that such a woman was the right kind!
The butcher was impressed by General Chen's recklessness from his persistence and thought that he would become a great man in the future, so he agreed to their marriage.
As expected, after General Chen joined the army, he made many outstanding achievements and was soon appointed to a high position by the imperial court.
After he was granted the title, he immediately returned to the village and brought his wife to the capital. Now the couple has two sons and one daughter and lives a very happy life. All the changes started a year ago.
Ning Zhiyi suddenly thought of a piece of news he had seen in his previous life, [After getting drunk? Could he have been too drunk and suffocated by vomit blocking his throat? ]
[Hehe, that's right, it was Madam Chen who squeezed out the vomit for him personally, which made her feel very sick, but she had to squeeze it out, so Madam Chen kept squeezing his throat while her face was horrible with disgust.] As the system spoke, it also felt disgusted.
[Then the matter of General Chen was just a misunderstanding. Why did Mrs. Chen also think that General Chen wanted to harm her? ]
Wang was half-sitting on General Chen's outer robe on the ground, while General Chen had changed his position and was half-lying on the ground, his tall figure curled up pitifully into a small ball.
"Daughter-in-law, I was wrong!"
Mrs. Chen was still gentle and kind, without the fierce look on her face as when she called herself "old lady". She gently touched General Chen's face with her bright red nails painted with cardamom.
"When you come up with an excuse, come up with a better one. I'll give you time to make one. If your excuse doesn't make sense, I'll use my nails to hit your waist!"
"When the blood is all over my nails, won't they be even more colorful?"
General Chen trembled with fear. His family knew his own business. Although his wife looked frail, she had been helping to chop meat for the family since she was a child, so she was quite strong.
"Ma'am, calm down, calm down!"
General Chen's shaking was too violent, and the bushes trembled. The Second Prince coughed lightly, signaling the two to be more careful. Fortunately, Ning Zhiyi did not turn around to look, otherwise she would have been discovered.
"Hey, I think I heard General Chen's voice. Where is he?"
Ning Zhiyi still hasn't given up on looking for General Chen. It would be so boring if he couldn't eat melons in front of the melon owner.
The owner of the melon, let her find the owner of the melon?
Everyone was shocked and put pressure on Princess Yong'an who was closest to Ning Zhiyi. Princess Yong'an didn't know how to explain and could only insist, "No, I didn't hear it. Did I hear it wrong?"
Several other people sitting nearby echoed, "That's right, we didn't hear it either."
Ning Zhiyi nodded doubtfully and said nothing more.
The system's voice seemed a little anxious, and it shouted to attract Ning Zhiyi's attention, "Host, host, ignore that voice. I'm going to tell you about Mrs. Chen. You've seen that she's very thin. General Chen thought she was trying to maintain her figure and refused to eat properly."
[He was worried that this would be bad for his health in the long run, so he ordered the cook to put more meat oil in the cooking and not to let his wife find out. What he didn't know was that his wife overheard the second half of his order.]
[After hearing this, Mrs. Chen was even more afraid to eat, and thus became even thinner. General Chen thought that the cook did not add enough oil, so he called the cook over and asked her to add more oil without being discovered. Then, a dramatic thing happened. Mrs. Chen, who was closely monitoring him, heard this, and thus a vicious cycle was formed.]
The hearts of the mighty general and his men, which had just been comforted, were hit hard again. Well, these two people were just misunderstandings. How could they bear the anxiety to watch the fun!
General Chen changed from half-lying to half-sitting, and his body was almost the same height as Madam Chen. Madam Chen's face was flushed, and her eyes were filled with autumn water. She looked at General Chen timidly.
General Chen puffed out his chest with a proud look on his face, and his eyes indicated that his shoulders were sore. Wang, who felt guilty, smiled and massaged his shoulders attentively.
[Tong'er, this couple is quite interesting.]
System: [Yeah, it's quite interesting. General Chen and several other generals have made an appointment to go to Zuichunlou to listen to music.]
General Chen's body stiffened, and the corners of Wang's lips drooped instantly. She looked at General Chen with a knife in her eyes.
Hunting time!
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