I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!
Chapter 206: Two people have eight minds, but none of them are used in the right place
"Come, draw on this piece of paper what you are thinking about at this moment."
Mrs. Chang, the wife of the Assistant Director of the Taichang Temple, solemnly took the paper and pen, wrote down the picture in her mind on the paper, and soon a simple picture appeared on the paper.
There were a few white clouds floating in the clear sky, and below was an endless grassland. There were three figures flying kites.
Ning Zhiyi touched her chin after taking the painting, letting her think about how to edit it. The curious people stopped watching the dancer and gathered around.
"Madam, please look at the vast and flat prairie in your painting, which shows that you are a very broad-minded and open-minded person."
Who doesn't like to be praised? Chang covered her mouth and chuckled, saying, "Give Miss Ning a purse."
The assistant lawyer of the Taichang Temple glanced at his wife, then carefully placed the bag of copper coins in front of Ning Zhiyi.
"Please look here. There are three people here, and you and your spouse are two people. This means..."
Chang's eyes glowed green as she patted the arm of the assistant lawyer of the Taichang Temple and said, "Give Miss Ning two purses, quickly!"
Ning Zhiyi smiled confidently, watching her use her ultimate move to directly take down the wife of the Xielülang of the Taichang Temple. "There are white clouds in the wife's painting, and the white clouds are floating in the sky. The people in the painting are flying kites, and the kites are also in the sky. What does this mean?"
Chang was puzzled and asked, "What does it mean?"
The Assistant Law Officer of the Taichang Temple curled his lips. What does that mean? It means that you are being fooled.
"This means that you will definitely have children in the future. At least one child, and there is no upper limit to the number of children you can have."
"Oh, really?" Tears welled up in Chang's eyes with excitement. Although her husband's family did not urge her, she was still tormented when she saw her sister getting pregnant only three months after getting married, and she could not sleep at night!
The Assistant Law Officer of the Taichang Temple patted her hand lightly, signaling her to calm down. Listening carefully, Ning Zhiyi's words were actually not much different from nonsense.
The others were also looking at Ning Zhiyi with indescribable expressions, just quietly watching her bragging seriously. Only Du Shaofeng believed it without a doubt.
"It also means that the new member of your family has an extraordinary origin. He must be a noble and elegant person. I'm sure he will be a rare talent in the future!"
"Give it to her! Give it to her! Give it all to her!"
Chang was completely intoxicated. She stuffed all the remaining purses on the table into Ning Zhiyi's pocket. After stuffing them into her pocket, she still felt it was not enough and looked towards the crowd.
The others couldn't help but take a few steps back. What was going on? Was he trying to snatch their purses and give them to Ning Zhiyi?
No, they refused!
Chang didn't see her elder brother, so she could only look away in disappointment.
"Okay, now we only have one last step left. As long as you complete that step, you will receive good news within two months." Ning Zhiyi said and looked at the small purse on the waist of the Xielülang of the Taichang Temple.
The Assistant Law Officer of the Taichang Temple covered his purse with his hands and shook his head in resistance. No, he would throw away all the medicine when he returned. My ancestor, please don't let them leak out.
Facts have proved that one must keep an eye on all directions and be alert to all sides. He was just on guard against Ning Zhiyi, but Chang unexpectedly grabbed his purse and said, "Miss Ning, is there anything else you want? Just ask!"
Her tone was full of heroism and no one doubted that if Ning Zhiyi asked for the position of Assistant Law Officer of the Taichang Temple, she would send the person out without hesitation.
"That's all. You guys continue to enjoy the dance. I'm leaving now."
The Assistant Law Officer of the Taichang Temple breathed a sigh of relief. It didn't matter that the medicine was taken away, as long as his wife didn't know about it.
[Tong'er, the medicine in your purse is so magical that you can't get pregnant if you only take one pill? ]
[But, host, please do not underestimate the wisdom of the ancients. This medicine is much more effective than modern medicine. It is made of real ingredients and will not harm your body.]
Chang's legs went weak and she stumbled back. She was firmly supported by the assistant lawyer of the Taichang Temple and did not fall to the ground. Chang waved her hand to push him away and asked, "Why? Even if you don't want to have a child with me, you can just say it. Isn't it fun to watch me dreaming of having a child every day?"
"No, I promise I don't have that idea, but you are only fifteen years old, and your sixteenth birthday is next month. You are still too young, and giving birth too early is bad for your health and can be very dangerous!"
"But don't everyone give birth at the age of fifteen?"
"But countless people die in childbirth every year. Even if there is only a one in ten thousand chance, I don't want you to take the risk. But it is indeed my fault for lying to you. I made the decision myself because I was afraid that you would disagree if I told you. You can hit me and scold me, but don't hold your anger in. It's not good for your health."
Chang's angry frown relaxed. She didn't want to create any misunderstanding with her husband, so she said, "I'll only give you one chance to explain."
"Okay, okay, sit down first, and I'll explain it to you when we get back in the evening."
The young people didn’t know, but some older ladies knew it very well and looked at Chang with envy.
Xielülang of Taichang Temple also had an older sister, who died a few years ago due to heavy bleeding during childbirth. She was fifteen years old.
Ning Zhiyi's favorable impression of the Taichang Temple's Assistant Law Officer soared. [There aren't many people these days who can think so much about their wives. I guess this guy is the ancient version of a good husband.]
[Haha, host, I found another melon. The couple in it is so funny that they actually think each other wants to kill them.] The system didn't know what the melon was, and laughed so hard that it was out of breath.
[Strange, it's weird that one party thinks the other party wants to harm them, and it's even weirder that both parties think so. Could it be that they are a couple forced together by their elders?] Ning Zhiyi smacked his lips. He had just said so much, so he drank some water to moisten his throat.
The eldest princess and the queen paused as they left the table. They didn't expect there was more melon, so they decided to eat the melon before leaving.
Between husband and wife, killing each other, believing each other, and the elders forced a couple into a resentful relationship. When these key words came out, those who were not married looked relieved, while those who were married became wary and looked at their other half with suspicion.
Most people become husband and wife after being introduced by their family elders. The scope is too broad, and many couples who are suspicious of each other have emerged.
General Chen had no reaction to this. He just drank some wine and watched the fun with a smile. He was even in the mood to tease the mighty general, "Lao Lin, you think it's better for you to find your own wife. You don't have to worry about her harming you. You two should still be in love with each other, hehehe."
The mighty general, with his painted face, gave General Chen an elbow with an expressionless face, which made General Chen's wife cover her mouth and laugh.
You deserve it for being such a jerk!
System: [This has to say about the superb "skills" of General Chen and his wife. They have eight hundred tricks, but none of them are used in the right places.]
General Chen, his face twisted in pain but grinning, said: Ah?
General Chen’s wife: ???
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