I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!

"You bastard, why are you running? I found you climbing over the wall to peek in the middle of the night..."

Before Mr. Wei finished his words, everyone saw Wei Feng slam on the brakes, run back on tiptoe, and slide to his knees to kneel straight in front of Mr. Wei.

This movement is very skillful.

"Dad! Didn't you promise me not to tell anyone about this?"

Old Master Wei shook his head proudly, "I promised not to mention this matter when I'm in a good mood, but I didn't promise not to mention it when I'm in a bad mood!"

"Get up here!"

Old Madam Wei gave her son a look that told him to fend for himself and got off the carriage on her own initiative. She said, "You won't become a useful person unless you beat him. Go ahead and beat him. As long as he doesn't kill you, that's fine."

The whole team suddenly fell silent. Apart from the neighing of horses and the sound of wheels, there was no other sound. Everyone held their breath, as if expecting to hear other sounds.

What surprised everyone was that the carriage was very quiet and not a single sound was heard.

[Tong'er, do you know what happened in the carriage? It seemed that Mr. Wei suddenly got angry, and I don't know what happened.]

The system's voice was full of laughter. [Host, this is a very normal thing. What father doesn't beat his son? Your fourth brother was often beaten before.]

"Go and check it out!" Emperor Mu Wu was so addicted to eating melons that he couldn't wait to order people to check it out. After a while, the curtain of the carriage was lifted by a big hand, and Wei Feng lowered his head and walked forward slowly step by step.

[Tong'er, what did the old man say about Commander Wei climbing over the wall in the middle of the night to peek or something? ]

When Ning Zhiyi wasn't noticing, Wei Feng paused, his drooping brows showing obvious panic, while on the other side, Mrs. Wei Qian, who was laughing with her sister, stopped smiling.

Yes, how could I forget such an important thing while being so busy eating melons!

The combination of the words "midnight", "climbing over the wall" and "peeking" gave her a bad feeling.

"Go and ask the old man what he just said. If your husband has someone else outside, there is no need to hide it. Just bring her into the house openly!"

Qian was the daughter of the Minister of Rites. The Minister of Rites stood up with a start, feeling that something was wrong. Did his son-in-law do something to let his daughter down?

It's still a sneaky thing to do!

Nowadays, whether it is taking an eighth concubine or an eighteenth concubine, it is actually not a rare thing. People will just say that you are being romantic.

But secretly placing a woman outside without the knowledge of his wife was a slap in the face to his wife, and also a slap in the face to the Qian family.

The Minister of Rites became angrier and angrier as he thought about it. He pulled out a few strands of his beard, stood up and ran to find Mr. Wei to find out the truth. He saw the guard standing next to Mr. Wei's carriage. This man was sent by Emperor Mu Wu to gather information.

The location was right, the clothes were right, and the height was right. The Minister of Rites locked onto his target and strode forward with the momentum of striking.

In fact, there was a difference between the guards' clothes and Wei Feng's clothes, but the Minister of Rites, who was angry, did not notice it. The system issued an early warning, asking Ning Zhiyi to go and watch the fun.

[Host, look at the Minister of Rites. I detect that he is very emotional and has reached the threshold of hitting someone! ]

The system meant for Ning Zhiyi to just sit on Heiyu's back and watch the fun, but she drove Heiyu to the vicinity of the Minister of Rites, got off the horse and found a perfect place to watch the show - on the shaft of Mr. Wei's carriage.

The guard was not very old. When he saw Ning Zhiyi coming, he smiled and nodded at her. The other person smiled at him, and Ning Zhiyi also smiled back. Just as they were delayed, the Minister of Rites arrived.

"Come on, come on, explain to me what you were climbing over the wall to peek at in the middle of the night!" The Minister of Rites was gritting his teeth until they were about to break, and the strength in his hands was getting stronger and stronger.

"Ah, Lord Qian, I'm not Commander Wei, please let go!" Although the Minister of Rites is a civil servant, he has been holding a pen for many years, and the strength in his hands is considerable. The face of the little guard was distorted with pain.

"Don't try to deceive me. Let me teach you a lesson today!"

Ning Zhiyi and Wei Laoyezi also realized that the Minister of Rites had found the wrong person, and they all tried to dissuade him, "Yes, Lord Qian, you really have the wrong person, let him go quickly!"

The Minister of Rites had an attitude of "I don't want to hear any excuses" and still held on to the young guard. The young guard and Ning Zhiyi could easily break free from the Minister of Rites' control with their strength, but they did not resort to violence for fear of hurting anyone.

"Don't run away. Tell me what you did when you climbed over the wall in the middle of the night?"

"Ah! My ear!" The guard's cry of pain became louder and louder. Seeing his ears deformed, Ning Zhiyi could vaguely feel the pain. And it was because of greeting him that the guard's time was wasted. Thinking of this, Ning Zhiyi directly said:

"Well, I know that Commander Wei climbed over the wall in the middle of the night to peek at Madam Wei taking a bath!"

Minister of Rites: "Ah?"

Everyone: "Huh?"

Mrs. Wei: “Ah?”

Wei Feng staggered, tripped over his left foot and fell directly to the ground. When he raised his head and stood up, everyone saw his panda eyes!

[Hahaha, Commander Wei's panda eyes are one on the left and one on the right, so symmetrical, but they are not very round, there is still room for improvement. ]

Wei Feng: You are a devil.

"No, father-in-law, I didn't peek... I didn't do anything out of line."

"Huh?" Hearing the familiar voice coming from not far away, the Minister of Rites finally believed that he had caught the wrong person. He let go of his hand and prepared to ask about the reason for the incident and then go to apologize to the young guard.

"Tell me, what did you do?"

"Father-in-law, father-in-law, I really didn't do anything bad. I really went to find my wife." Wei Feng could only tell the truth with tears in his eyes.

[I believe it. I testify for Commander Wei. After the couple quarreled, Commander Wei locked Madam Wei in the room to reflect on her mistakes. He admired the moon for an hour and wanted to see if Madam Wei had reflected on her mistakes. He climbed over the wall to see secretly. As a result, he happened to see Madam Wei taking a bath.] The system testified for Wei Feng.

Ning Zhiyi: [Wow, what a niche word, locking Madam Wei in a room to reflect? ]

The Minister of Rites was very embarrassed and said, "Please go and apologize to the guard for me." The Minister of Rites, who was not willing to save face, lifted his robe and got on the carriage.

It was getting late, so the team stopped at the post station to rest.

When the cook was making the soup, a few inconspicuous mushrooms were mixed in. The mushrooms were not bright in color and had worm holes on them, which looked very reassuring.

After a whole day of traveling, some people have no appetite and don't want to eat, while some people eat like they have been hungry for eight hundred lifetimes. Unfortunately, Ning Zhiyi belongs to the latter.

"Yeah, I'm full." Ning Zhiyi put down the bowl contentedly with a peaceful smile. Looking at her expression, you would never guess that she had just drunk three bowls of soup.

While the others ate other food, she only drank a few bowls of porridge.

[Tong'er, this porridge tastes really delicious. I wonder how the cook cooked it. Are there any mushrooms in it? I think I ate several pieces just now.]

The system was very quiet, and after a while it said: [Emm, the host has good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first? ]

【Bad news. 】

The second prince slowed down the process of drinking porridge, wondering if there was any bad news. He looked up at the sky. The moon was bright tonight, and the stars were sparse, so it wouldn't rain.

System: [There are indeed mushrooms in the porridge, and they are poisonous.]

"puff!"

The sound of soup spurting out became continuous, and many people had already started picking their throats.

The second prince threw away the bowl in his hand and looked at everyone else. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the bowl in their hands with dull eyes.

Only the mighty general realized it belatedly and took another sip, muttering, "It should be fine. My brother said that I'm big and ordinary drugs can't poison me."

[Ah? What about the good news?] Ning Zhiyi didn't realize that her thoughts had stagnated. Her eyes were blurry, and she even saw Hei Yu's horse mouth opening and closing, saying to her, "How are you?"

System: [The good news is that the mushroom poison will not kill people, it will only cause hallucinations! ]

[It would take half a month for the human body to detoxify itself. Host, do you want to complete the next task to obtain low-level detoxification pills? ]