I'll tell you the secret and let's laugh together!

Ning Zhiyi: [Tong'er, I'm ready, let's start.]

System: [Haha, there are so many things, such as the toilet paper that Mr. Wei inexplicably threw away when he went to the toilet, and the dog that chased Mr. Wei for three blocks.]

Old Master Wei’s eyes widened as big as bells, dog!

After being chased by a dog for three blocks, he developed a psychological trauma. He could not hear the word "dog", could not hear a dog barking, and even hated all furry animals!

all!

[Stop, tell me in detail about the puppy chasing Mr. Wei for three blocks.] Ning Zhiyi stopped the system from continuing and asked it to elaborate.

[The system wants me to say that neither Grandpa Wei nor the dog did anything wrong in this matter. It was a dark and windy night, and a little thief stole all the puppies from the mother dog. Not a single one was left. The mother dog, who was a new mother, was not happy about it. Her eyes were filled with madness, and the hunting time began! ]

Without the system naming anyone, everyone looked at Wei Feng in unison, including Old Man Wei with fiery eyes.

Wei Feng moved quietly, ready to escape at any time!

[On a dark and windy night, a man and a dog staged a fierce competition, one chasing and the other escaping. Is this a moral decline or a distortion of human nature? To know what happened next, please listen to the next episode! ]

After listening to Ning Zhiyi's words, the system said softly: [Host, this is a serious channel. Are you sure what you said is serious? ]

Ning Zhiyi nodded affirmatively, [What I said is absolutely serious. ]

Mr. Wei nodded. Yes, he was serious too!

It’s just that the little bastard from his family was the one who stole the puppy, so why was that bitch chasing him?

Could it be that the dog is severely myopic?

It wasn't just Grandpa Wei who had this doubt. Ning Zhiyi also didn't understand. [Doesn't a dog recognize a person by smell? Is the mother dog's nose ineffective?]

"It's possible. I've seen a dog with a bad nose!" said a young man in a blue robe.

Another person shared the same view, "In my opinion, the dog may be face-blind. There is no rule that only humans can be face-blind!"

Minister of Rites:......

He just wanted to eat melon quietly, so who did he offend?

"Shh, what nonsense are you talking about? Don't you see the Minister of Rites over there? How can you expose someone's scars in front of him!" The young master in blue robe hissed, signaling his companion to shut up.

Another young man looked puzzled, "I said, what does face blindness have to do with the Minister of Rites? Could it be..."

Seeing that he didn't know about that incident, the young master in blue robe was shocked and forgot what he had just reminded his companions about. He excitedly told him about the "multiple wives incident", which made the young master exclaim in surprise.

Minister of Rites:......

He's still standing here! He just has a lower presence, but he's not dead. You can't talk about him behind his back!

"Cough cough!"

Cough twice to show your presence.

As a result, the two people who were talking didn't hear anything at all, and more and more people gathered around.

The Minister of Rites opened his eyes wide, trying to see the appearance of the two bastards clearly, but no matter how he looked, he could only remember that they were two people with one nose, two eyes and one mouth.

"Alas." With a small sigh, the Minister of Rites walked in another direction without looking around. If no one could hear him, he would just pretend that no one was bothering him. If he couldn't afford to provoke someone, he could at least avoid him.

The system doesn’t understand either. There are many coincidences, but they can’t always happen to the same person. This is not scientific!

Oh, that’s not right. It seems that I am not a product of science either.

I have successfully gotten myself into a system, so I simply stopped thinking about it. It is just a small system and it doesn't have a brain, so why should I think so much about it?

[It was a coincidence. Those days happened to be Mr. Wei’s birthday. The filial son Commander Wei ordered the embroiderer to make a set of clothes for the old man, wanting to give him a surprise, but he never found a suitable opportunity.]

[In this way, Commander Wei held the clothes for three days and finally found an opportunity to give them away. The old man was wearing that clothes on the night of the incident. When he received the gift from his beloved son, he was so excited that he decided to pamper his son and bought his son's favorite roast duck to take home.]

At this point, everyone suddenly realized, and Emperor Mu Wu put down the cake in his hand, "Haha, why didn't I realize that Wei Feng is such a wonderful person before? Fortunately, his deceiving nature is only directed at his father, otherwise I really don't feel at ease to keep him around to serve."

The queen thoughtfully handed over a cup of throat-soothing tea, "Yes, I never thought of that. I think Madam Wei must have been frightened today. I'll send someone to bring some tea to soothe her soul."

"The Queen is interested."

Ning Zhiyi laughed so hard that she bent over, half lying on the horse's back, [It's amazing, Mr. Wei is so miserable, he smells like a dog thief and a delicious roast duck, he must be chased by the mother dog for three blocks.]

[If I catch this guy, I can not only get my child back, but also have a good meal. I will catch him too! ]

The system was scared and tried to dissuade him frantically, "No! No! No! Host, please give up this terrible idea quickly and promise me not to do something that goes against your bottom line, okay?"

It is really terrified. Others may just say this, but if its little host says it, it will believe it. It really believes that the host will do such a desperate thing.

Ning Zhiyi chuckled, [Don't worry, I have a strong sense of bottom line, I promise that this won't happen.]

"Wei Feng, you bastard, stop right there!"

A loud shout was heard, and Ning Zhiyi turned around in surprise. She saw Wei Feng jumping off the horse and running towards the emperor's carriage. A shoe was chasing behind him, hitting Wei Feng's back with a thud, and then slowly sliding off.

[Wow, Mr. Wei is in great shape. He looks so energetic that he can live another 20 years without any problem!]

Wei Feng's pace became faster. As long as he ran to the emperor's carriage, his father would definitely not beat him anymore. He was already old, and it would be a loss of face for him to be beaten in front of everyone.

He will apologize after he returns home!

"You little bastard, I can't deal with you anymore." Grandpa Wei knew his son's intentions clearly and decided to use practical actions to tell this big bastard that old people are still the best!