【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors
Chapter 6: Three Countries' Shocking Fan Fiction
"When it comes to writing novels, you have to read our fan fiction madam. Look at the food she cooked. It's so exciting! So good to read! Hehehehehehehe!"
Before the ancestors knew what was happening, they were attracted by the laughter of the woman on the sky curtain. They looked up and saw -
[Three Kingdoms Treasures Raven Formula:
The beauty of the country is beautiful, the fragrance of the sky is beautiful, and the heroic mother is Prime Minister Cao.
Daddy is warm, Yi climbs the wall, and Hefei smiles shyly.
Liang was sad and prepared for Xiaoxiang, hoping that having a son would be like a substitute for Jiang.
Extremely wild, very sad, with long beautiful beard below.
Brother Quanmei is busy shooting deer, while Zijing and Ziming are rolling on the bed together.
The good family policy, the abused Huang, Gongjin's hip waves shine on the river.
The delicate flower Dong, tasted by Wenhou, shed tears for the original mother.
In terms of Raven, which family is stronger, who will be the king except the Three Kingdoms? 】
[Qiran is the new name Zhuge Liang gave himself, symbolizing the ruined love between him and Liu Bei. I want to become cruel and cold-blooded. This is what Zhuge Liang was thinking at this moment. He was afraid that he would lose Liu Bei, even though he had already lost him. He put on the mask in despair. [Crying R][Crying R][Crying R]]
Cao Cao lovingly put his arm around Cao Pi's shoulders and teased him, "You're a grown man, why are you crying so hard?!"
Cao Pi snuggled in his arms like a child, pouted and said, "Daddy is really inconsiderate to me... We are going to such a far place, and you are not allowed to shed a few tears?!"
Cao Cao laughed and wiped away his tears. "Tsk tsk, that's what a little girl would say!"
Cao Pi was also amused. He tilted his head and a blush appeared on his face.
"My daughter is daddy's little cotton-padded jacket. When daddy comes back in the winter, I will be daddy's little cotton-padded jacket!"
A mother’s love for her child is deep.
Cao Cao's eyes and lips, which were originally carved like blades, also showed a gentle smile, "I wonder if my Pi'er is warm?"
Cao Pi said softly: "You will know when Daddy comes back."
[Seeing this, Guo Jia hurriedly helped him push the fetus down. At this moment, Cao Cao's face was extremely ferocious. It hurt so much... it hurt so much... It was as if a huge weapon was scraping his internal organs. The solid mahogany bathtub was scratched by him one by one, which was scary to look at.
Guo Jia watched him writhing and struggling in the sea of blood, his mind in chaos, an inexplicable regret growing quietly, he felt that he was guilty of a heavy crime, if it wasn't because of him, why would Meng De have to suffer like this here? 】
Old Ancestor: Ahhhhhhh! My eyes are not clean!
How could there be such a perverted thing in the world!
Three Kingdoms: ...
Our silence is deafening!
"Hahaha! I laughed my ass off when I first saw it! Prime Minister Cao is truly worthy of being called the heroic mother!"
"Hahaha! My ancestors! They really made me die of laughter!"
"Can someone show me Brother Quanmei? I'm so curious."
The clever netizen below replied: "The general plot is: Sun Quan dances, taking off his clothes one by one as he spins, and finally spins around wearing only the small shirt left and seductively sits on Sun Ce's lap, asking Sun Ce if he is beautiful [laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying]"
"Hold high the banner of Wei and Han Dynasty "Who can rival the heroes of the world? If Cao and Liu have sons, they should be like Sun Zhongmou" [狗头]"
"[Smile] I was lucky enough to see some clips of the heroic mother Cao Mengde, the father Pi Nuan, Liang Qi Ran, the brother Quan Mei, Dong Jiao Hua and the hip waves Zhao Da Jiang [Smile][Smile]"
“Uhhhhh, I remembered an article about Zhuge Liang doing it with someone else and Sima Yi hiding under the bed!”
"Shi Tong and Lei Wen have eight dou in total, the Three Kingdoms alone have one liter, and the rest owe two dou [laughing and crying]"
"Oh, that's not right, what the hell is this heroic mother, Prime Minister Cao, haha ...
"Please find a novel. The heroine is Liu Bei who has changed genders. There is no fixed male protagonist. The whole novel is about a single arrow that attracts everyone. All the male characters in the novel like the heroine Liu Bei. There are also some female characters who have changed genders to become males. Liu Bei's first wife (who is actually a man) can also read qi. There is a paragraph in the novel where the wife finds Liu Bei by reading his qi."
I read Mu Yushua’s comments below.
After seeing the three words “ancestors” in the comments below, the ancient people of various dynasties began to realize that these were their descendants.
But this is not the point!
They were stunned by the video.
This, this, this, are people in later generations so perverted? They write everything!
Is this something that humans can see?
Three Kingdoms: Looking at the comments of later generations filling the screen with hahahaha! Guess why we are not laughing?
Zhuge Liang: I worked so hard to restore the Han Dynasty, but in the end I was cleared of all charges and lost my reputation! How innocent Liang is! [crying]
Cao Cao: Heroic, heroic, mother, relative, Cao, prime minister! How dare people from later generations insult me like this! I am your ancestor!!! [Anger value exploded]
Cao Pi: No, my father and I are innocent! Even if it is unjust, it is only my father and brother who are wronged!
Dong Zhuo: I am so big and strong, are you blind?
I am a delicate flower? ! ! !
Fuck you!
Guo Jia, Guo Jia is in a bad state.
No, I, my lord...how could we! Thinking of my lord's dark and short appearance.
Guo Jia held back the urge to vomit with tears in his eyes.
Sun Quan: How I wish I could find a place to hide.
Cao Cao!
I hope your son will be like Sun Zhongmou, who has caused me so much trouble!
This video severely shocked everyone in the Three Kingdoms!
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