【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

Chapter 5: The 'Internet Celebrity Wolf' in Kekexili

Flipping down the video, another video about wolves appeared, released by the official Morning News.

[A wild wolf in Hoh Xil, which was originally skinny and had a ferocious look in its eyes, was accidentally fed an egg yolk pie by a kind tourist on the national highway.

The gears of fate began to turn at this moment——

The wild wolf began to squat on the national highway day and night waiting for people to feed it, and gradually became famous and became a generation of wolf "Internet celebrities".

Now it has been fed by passing tourists and its fur is shiny and it has become round and plump. It has learned to wag its tail and show its belly to please people.

Netizens commented: The appearance of a wild wolf has changed, it is completely different from the original one!

Later in the video, it gradually turns into a wolf that looks like a pregnant she-wolf.

With a sagging belly, she walked slowly on the national highway, looking at the passing vehicles with a flattering look. 】

"I used to go hungry one day and eat a full meal the next. Now I eat chicken and burgers the next day. Hahaha!"

"There were no dogs in the world originally, but humans gave too much, and then dogs appeared"

"If you follow a wolf pack, you'll go hungry nine times out of three days. If you follow a crowd, you'll have one meal after another!"

"In the past, I was full of pride. I used the sky as my blanket and the ground as my bed. I caught cattle and sheep on the grass with the wind blowing. Although I am old now, I am still the king among kings on the roadside [covering my face]"

“Wolf King: Do you know what Wolf King is?

Internet celebrity wolf: Do you know what the king of kings is [snickering]"

“Wolf King: Do you have any backbone?

Internet celebrity wolf: Have you ever eaten egg yolk pie, chicken legs, and Shuanghui ham sausage? "

"Wolf King: Do you have any shame? You have lost all the face of the wolf clan. Internet celebrity wolf: We are all trying to make a living. Look at me eating at the buffet every day to fill my stomach. It's not shabby. Look at you, you are so thin that you can't even stand steadily. Come, I will give you a sausage [snickering]"

“So don’t believe in the wolf culture of the company. If you get up early and work late every day and then fail to achieve results, they will eliminate you. It’s better to live a comfortable life by flattering and fawning [snickering]”

"Wolf: This is a good place to make a fortune and have no worries about food and clothing. You must protect it well!"

"..."

Ancestors: Is this a wolf? It looks really fat! How can there be such a fat wolf?

In the fairy world, they actually threw such good food to the wolves! What a waste! A farmer with patches all over his body looked distressed.

This wolf is fed fatter than a dog. Who can tell the difference between it and a dog now?

King of kings, what is the king of kings? Food? The immortal who gave this food this name is really interesting. I want to play like this too!

Liu Che said to Wei Qing with a curious look in his eyes.

Some officials saw the sky as if they saw their own shadows, isn’t it?

It turns out that I also want to be a good official, but the world is complicated.

Getting up early and working late every day, if you don't make any achievements, you will be eliminated, and you can't live comfortably without flattering others. This is the case for animals, not to mention humans. In this era where hard work has no future, it's despairing to think about it!

tomorrow.

Seeing the wolf learn to wag its tail and show its belly to please people, some people who have never seen a wolf became curious: So this is how wolves are tamed to become dogs!

The speaker may not mean it, but the listener may take it seriously. The eunuchs and palace maids who were still looking for huskies in the capital thought it made sense! If you can't find a dog, you can use a wolf as a substitute. They all look similar. As for their eyes, you can just feed them more and train them!

Let's do it! Time waits for no one. Didn't you see the prince is chasing after you?

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