[A netizen once helped a friend take care of their dog]

[My friend specifically mentioned: This dog has a habit of needing someone to praise it while it's pooping, otherwise it won't be able to go.]

So the netizen was very nervous on the first day the puppy arrived home.

[Because he's afraid of not praising the dog in a way that truly resonates with it.]

As expected, the dog couldn't poop on its first time out.

Then, netizens started waving their hands and cheering (? ˙o˙)?

Just like the cheerleading squads on the sidelines of the school playground.

The dog circled around him, watching him intently, and then succeeded.

[After that, every time the dog defecated, the netizen would encourage the dog in that way.]

The dog's owner later returned and took the dog away.

Years later, even now, every time it rains and the dog owner dances in the rain, I think of that friend…

[Dog owner: Thank you so much! *^_^*]

Dog: I wasn't encouraged. I was embarrassed because I pooped all over the place [crying]

Those around: Is this guy a brothel owner?

"Haha, I hope I won't have to turn around every time I poop later on [facepalm]"

"My cousin's dog was at my grandma's house during the Chinese New Year. It suddenly barked at me, so I asked it what was wrong. It shook its head, signaling me to follow it, and then I followed it. After walking a while, it peed and then ignored me [awkward laugh][awkward laugh] (apparently, it needs someone to watch it pee)"

"The world is so big, really, you can see all sorts of things [facepalm]"

"Praise is one thing, but praise that touches the heart [crying][crying][crying][crying]"

"Thankfully, my dog ​​only needs me to keep a close eye on him without moving [crying emoji]"

When my dog ​​poops, I sing to him: "Try your best to poop, even if you can't poop, it's okay, at least you can fart!"

"I remember now, that toilet from Better Call Saul, oh, you're amazing, it's huge! [awkward laugh]"

"Thankfully, my dog ​​only needs me to keep a close eye on him without moving [crying emoji]"

"Our cat is the same; because of constipation, someone needs to observe his bowel movements."

Because I go to the toilet every time he poops, he thought he couldn't do it alone.

He would accompany me to the restroom, but he wouldn't do anything; he would just observe me from the side.

Under the sky, our ancestors imagined someone dancing in circles in the rain while urging their dog to poop. Ugh, how tacky!

I feel like I can already picture it in my head, what's going on?

Don't the dogs here know how to dig a hole and find a secluded place to relieve themselves? Do their owners have to specifically teach them how to poop and pee?

Urinating or defecating in public? What kind of nonsense is that?!

For those unfortunate enough to own a silly dog ​​under the sky: My dog ​​is the same, such a goofy dog. Whenever I can't poop or pee outside, it just stares at me, making me so embarrassed ╯▂╰

I have to force myself to praise the dog, "Good dog, Laicai..." before it's over. Who can understand this?

If no one's around, it's fine, but if someone is, ugh... -_-||

I can't imagine what kind of weird expression would appear on his face when he saw me and my dog.

Taking the dog outside to relieve itself makes me lose all face. I always have to sneak around like a thief.

But what can I do? My own dog is stupid; it's been with me since it was a puppy and I haven't trained it. As its owner, I have no choice but to reluctantly take on the responsibility of being its mother.

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