【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

How bored can humans get?

[Bread, Earth, and another loaf of bread]

This is the Earth Sandwich

[It all started in 2020 when a man in New Zealand suddenly had an absurd idea.]

[I want to turn the Earth into a sandwich]

To realize this idea, he first looked for help online.

Most people ignored him.

So he wrote another long post filled with heartfelt emotions.

Unexpectedly, he actually found a man on the other side of the world who was just as idle as him.

He is in Spain.

The two used latitude and longitude to confirm their positions, which were exactly opposite, one up and one down on Earth.

So they hit it off and agreed that on a certain morning, each of them would bring a piece of bread and place it on the ground at the same time.

Ultimately, Earth was sandwiched between two large objects.

[This means that at some point, we became the filling in an Earth sandwich.]

How come no one notified us about such a big thing?

"If I take a long stick and stick it into the ground, does that make an Earth lollipop? [Grinning face]"

"Sandwiches should have meat floss added; humans have meat that can be made into meat floss."

Thin crust, generous filling, encompassing the world.

"The finished sandwich might turn out crooked, so just put a slice of bread on each of your left and right sides, and you'll have a crooked Earth sandwich [grinning face]"

"Alien: Even if my brain were corrupted by a black hole, I wouldn't do something like this."

"At least aliens wouldn't bother with a civilization that turns its own planet into a sandwich."

"If I were an alien and saw Earth like this, I wouldn't want to come either [hugs]"

"Aliens: Let's observe the lives of Earthlings! [Laughing]"

After watching: Let's go, there's no hope [smile]

"If aliens come to Earth, let's ignore them and pretend we just arrived too [frowning]"

"Pluto seems to have sensed something all along and has begun frantically moving away from Earth."

"Shouldn't such a big event be celebrated as Earth Sandwich Day, giving us a three-day holiday?"

"If I dig three holes in the ground, wouldn't I be creating the world's largest bowling ball? [money]"

Our ancestors under the sky: Do people of later generations live such leisurely lives, leaving perfectly good food on the ground to crush the earth?

Wait, Earth, meaning the land we live on is spherical.

Our ancestors, who always believed that the land beneath our feet was flat and round, said: "Impossible! If the land beneath our feet is spherical, how come we are still standing here without falling off?"

Are later generations joking, or do they have different theories?

How could they prove it? Although they are thousands of years apart from us, this idea is too far-fetched. How could the heavens and earth be spherical?

If it were spherical, then besides the land beneath our feet, there would be vast tracts of land across the distant ocean that we have never conquered or explored.

Our self-proclaimed status as a superior nation is like a frog in a well looking at the moon; it will even seem laughable to future generations…

Later generations: No, no, no! During the same period, excluding the Qing Dynasty, you were indeed the strongest in the world, without a doubt. If your ancestors were all frogs in a well, then what have we, the later generations, become? c(OO)?