Work is boring, but my colleagues are delicious.

[Pelicans: Ji Chang ate Boyi Kao, I want to try my treasure too]

It's a common occurrence to eat a pigeon while working.

[At the zoo, a kid caught me stuffing a duck into my mouth, and after he finished, he even pinched a peacock's tail between his fingers.]

[In the end, he was severely punished by the staff.]

Not only did they have to spit out the duck they were eating, but they also had to be slapped twice by staff as a warning.

[Pelicans: You're just a tourist, why are you complaining?]

[When eating Capi-Bala, if the large ones are too big to pick up, randomly pick up a smaller one.]

[Kapibala (no-nonsense version): I'm fine with living, and I'm fine with being eaten, but do you want to see if your mouth can even fit me?]

If it can't fit, then just force it in!

It's not just animals that suffer from its vicious mouth.

It even picks up food from young children's mouths, grabbing them as soon as they open.

My colleagues have tried everything, but they haven't tried any from tourists yet.

"It's so great to be a pelican, you can eat up colleagues you don't like at will [crying uncontrollably]"

"Pelicans not only eat ducks, but also geese, vultures, falcons, and even takins. I've been eaten by a pelican before, and I even sang inside its belly! [A sudden inspiration][A sudden inspiration][A sudden inspiration]"

"She eats her own colleagues every day [crying emoji] If she can't find her colleagues, she goes to look inside the pelican's mouth, they're sure to be there [crying emoji]"

"So the Pelican's Descent (or Enlightenment) has this kind of meaning too? [Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm]"

"This thing eats everything. I've personally seen a pelican with a carp, a turtle, a jellyfish, and a seahorse in its beak."

Pelican motto:

[Thinking][Looking] Youth has no price; everything is just a fleeting thought. [Looking][Thinking]

Human suggestion:

[Look] If you're not going to eat it, don't grab it randomly, especially don't disturb Kapibala [look]”

"The prototype for the pelican in Yan Yun that eats NPCs has finally been found [awkward laugh]"

Pelicans: Summer's heat, but my colleagues are super sweet.

Pelicans: The taste of old relatives is lingering, while the taste of colleagues is just right.

Pelican: Pecking open its colleague to feed itself, I'm still growing too.

Pelicans: Ji Chang ate Boyi Kao, so I'll try my treasure too.

Pelicans: Departing from Baidi City amidst colorful clouds at dawn, nothing else compares to the freshness of my colleagues.

Pelican: The mountain has trees, but the trees have no branches; it wants to taste its colleague, but the pelican doesn't know...

Pelicans: A single drop of crimson lips goes untouched; a colleague surpasses even Buddha Jumps Over the Wall in flavor.

Pelicans: Youth has no price, colleagues melt in your mouth.

Pelican: Even tigers don't eat their cubs, colleagues are delicious.

Ancient original author: Who gave you, the people of later generations, permission to arbitrarily adapt my poems?

Look my eyes!

A child seeing a pelican for the first time in their life: Hahaha, look at this bird! Its beak is so big! It wants to stuff everyone it sees into its beak, even though it knows it can't fit, it still tries to.

Like Wang Xiaoding, the grandson of the landlord next door, his father was a fat old man with a big belly, but he himself was even more like his father, wanting to put everything he saw into his mouth and chew it.

He's the glutton among all the kids here!

The adults nearby quickly pointed and said: "Hey, don't talk nonsense. What do you kids know? Being able to eat is a blessing, and being fat is a blessing."

Look at that person, so fair-skinned... uh, chubby and cute, that kid will definitely be strong when he grows up.

I heard that he looked different from other children when he was born. Other children were thin and small, like black monkeys.

He was born a big, healthy boy weighing 8 pounds and 2 ounces. His mother was exhausted from giving birth to him, and now she rarely goes out and is recuperating at home!

The child, whose words were cut off by the adults: Tch, you won't let us talk, but you adults are really good at gossiping!

Oh dear, children shouldn't interrupt adults. (?0?7△`)

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