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AI cannot replace medical staff.

[Because patients sometimes tell little lies, and this becomes more concrete.]

When I was processing the patient's hospital admission, I asked, "What's your name?"

Peace is a blessing.

What should I call him?

Peace is a blessing.

[I asked you if you usually have high blood pressure?]

My blood pressure is around 110, which is perfectly normal.

I said we still need to measure one.

[Measurement complete. Your diastolic pressure is 115 mmHg.]

[I said you don't have high blood pressure, right?]

【I didn't, but your measurements are all high, I don't know why】

"You used to be a chef, didn't you? How come you're so good at shifting blame?"

[Do you usually take blood pressure medication?]

I didn't eat it today, but I ate it yesterday, and the day before yesterday and the day before that...

【Stop, stop, stop (丅)】

[I asked, besides taking blood pressure medication, what other medications should I take?]

Hey, I'm telling you this secretly, but don't tell anyone else.

Who could I possibly tell? What kind of weird medicine could I possibly mention?

Yesterday, I took Guanai (a medication), you don't know what that is... oh dear.

I said the therapeutic effects of stopping the medication are self-evident.

He was silent for a moment, then said, "Oh dear, this is my second marriage. You have no idea how old I was when I was young and didn't know any better, I got married at a very young age... oh dear..."

I said, "Stop. Since things have come to this, let's sign. Just sign your name."

[Patient: Peace is a blessing]

Me: What's your name? Let me check your information.

Patient: You young man, you can't read? Even illiterate people need a hospital! [smile]

"Once, I was using penicillin and asked the patient if he had received it before. He said he had, and he went into shock as soon as the skin test came on. After being resuscitated, he said that even after receiving it before, he still went into shock like this [awkward laugh][vomiting blood]. I'm truly speechless. I'm so helpless."

"Question: Do you have any blood disorders?"

Answer: No, it's fine.

Q: What illnesses have you been hospitalized for before?

Answer: Hemophilia [smile]

"Last time my mom broke her leg, the doctor had already moved on to the next patient after the previous one finished seeing him. When we went in, they wouldn't leave. The man's mother was crying to the doctor, saying that he was their only son and that they were struggling financially. The doctor said, 'It's the next patient, hurry up and leave.'"

Nurse: Do you smoke?

Grandma: I don't smoke.

Me: Don't you smoke?

Grandma: I've given it up.

Me: When did you quit?

Grandma: Yesterday

[Speechless and sweating][Speechless and sweating][Speechless and sweating][Speechless and sweating]

"I was saying my doctor's appointments are always so quick, so it's because I don't make a fuss about it."

"I'm puzzled too. Why can others watch for so long, while I finish the battle in a flash!"

"I once saw a doctor looking at an electrocardiogram, and a patient complained that the doctor was trading stocks during work hours. Hahahaha, I laughed so hard I wanted to pull my underwear out!"

"Can you believe a patient has a fever of 39 degrees Celsius, and the family insists it's some kind of autonomic nervous system disorder!!!!! They won't let the doctor prescribe any medication!!! They won't let the doctor examine him!! I asked her where he got the diagnosis, and she said she diagnosed him herself!!! Herself!!! Herself!!! I'm about to vomit blood!"

"My second uncle has high blood sugar. I told him to eat less sweets, and he said he drinks tea. I asked what kind of tea, and he said plum green tea [smile]. He's been secretly drinking it for six months while trying to control his blood sugar [I need some peace and quiet]."

Me: What are your blood pressure and blood sugar levels like normally?

He: Normal

Me: So, what kind of medicine do you usually take?

He: Metformin

Me: [Smiling]

"A patient got into a car accident while drunk and ended up in the hospital. When asked if he smoked or drank, he told me, with his breath reeking of smoke, that he neither smoked nor drank..."

Our ancestors under the celestial canopy: Are all the patients on the celestial canopy like this? Such unreasonable and nonsensical talk, they can't understand human language. The doctor is only saying things for your own good. If you don't want to listen to him, then why did you go to him for treatment?

Isn't this just paying money to suffer? Or is it that you have too much money at home, so much that you don't know what to do with it!

Some seasoned doctors, unfazed by such occurrences, stroked their beards with a nonchalant expression: "Actually, these elderly people who don't understand human language and need constant persuasion are actually quite good; at least they're old, so their blows don't hurt too much."

You people of later generations still have far too little experience.

If you encounter someone who is young, lawless, and unreasonable, that's when you really suffer (?0?7w`?6?8).

Not only do they not listen to people properly, but they also spout nonsense: "What do you know, you old codger?"

They are young, strong, and in excellent health. It must be that you, an old man with failing eyesight, can't accurately diagnose their pulses. Could it be that you're just an old geezer trying to extort money from people for your coffin?

Before I could even prescribe any medicine for them, they couldn't hold back their tempers and started ranting. Then the elderly people in the family came over, trembling, to play the good cop.

Oh dear, my rascal has never been out and about and is very naive. He's not usually like this. He's just worried about us elders and is desperately trying anything. Please don't take it to heart!

No, who is being implied between the lines? Do you really think I'm stupid and can't see it? (~_~;)

Even in this situation, you can't get angry with him easily, otherwise he'll glare at you with his ferocious face, as if he could beat you up anytime, anywhere.

He's physically weak, has a stubborn temper, and charges very little for consultations.

Afterwards, the elders in the family would pretend to give you some candy, which was hilarious. As a traveling doctor who treats patients, do I need your little bit of candy? You're trying to fob me off like a beggar!

Of course, even these kinds of people aren't the most terrifying or troublesome. Those who hold high positions and wield power are the ones who are truly difficult to treat.

If others can't cure you, at most they'll beat you up and refuse to pay your consultation fee. But if those pampered aristocratic children who can't be cured lose their lives, our whole family will be dragged down with us.

Some people get seriously ill, and their families say they need to take a strong medicine to cure them. Heh, guess where my head will be if they take the strong medicine and it still doesn't work?

Am I useless, only able to prescribe mild tonics and nourishing medicines?

Am I so incompetent in medicine that I can't treat patients?

Am I deliberately not prescribing strong medicine, not trying to cure the patient completely?

When you say these things to criticize me and resent me, can you at least stop looking at me with those murderous eyes?

Although the consultation fee is quite generous, I still need to consider whether I am truly a miracle doctor.

After all, the water here is too deep; so deep that I didn't dare to go down and explore it again after going down once.

This person makes this request, that person makes that request, patients ask to hide some cause of their illness from the outside world, and some even secretly add medicine inside... When something goes wrong, everyone shirks responsibility, and everyone claims to be completely innocent!

I'm left to take the blame all by myself. The consultation fee is quite good, but it shouldn't be used as my life-saving money!

惹不起，惹不起啊?1?1(?0?7Д`)?1?7