【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors
Chapter 504 A Real-Life Version of a Rooster Crowing at Midnight
This story wouldn't be this funny if any one of these elements were missing.
[The blogger was woken up by the sound of chickens crowing in the early hours of the morning a year ago.]
He knew he wasn't dreaming, but he couldn't tell if the sound was a rooster crowing or a human voice.
A year later, he finally caught the man who had been crowing at dawn.
【Giggle giggle~ giggle~~~~】
[Call 12345 to report]
A few days later, the police station called him and said the person had been caught.
[At this point, the man who was arrested by the police station for imitating a rooster crow explained...]
[I was so bored after my night shift that I wanted to crow like a rooster to wake everyone up.]
The blogger is also a capable person.
[All year round, I stay up until the early hours every day just to accurately stake out the "rooster-calling man"]
[Chicken-crowing man: In my life, besides my dad, you're the second man who's paid this much attention to me.]
"Holy crap, Pleiades Star Lord!"
"Putting everything else aside, his voice really does sound like a chicken's [speechless]"
And she keeps doing it every day, that's incredibly disciplined! [Desperate stare]
"It's the same here. I don't know what time it is, but it's just before dawn. It crows at the same time every day, just like the rooster crowing uncle, but the rooster's crowing is very strange."
Especially in the summer, it would wake me up. Until one day, my mom had to wake me up early because of something. It was just getting light when I saw an uncle jogging on the road opposite my house, shouting as he ran. [smile][smile][smile] That's the sound.
"When I was little, I also imitated a rooster's crow. I had to go to first grade at 6:30 every morning, so I would crow like a rooster at 6 o'clock sharp every day. My neighbors on the street would all be woken up by me. Hmm, I thought that the smaller the crack in the window, the quieter my voice would be. Actually, I was shouting really loudly. I thought that no one knew where I was, but actually, my neighbors knew who I was [crying]"
"It reminds me of a story my mom told me when I was little. Chen the Skinflint would imitate a rooster's crow every night so his employees would get up early to work. [Cracking emoji]"
"When I was in school, I would bark like a dog in my dorm when I was stressed. Later, I got reported, so I only dared to bark a couple of times downstairs after meals."
"Then your addiction is very serious; even if you're reported, you won't be able to change."
"I get home around 1 a.m. every night. I ride my electric scooter while making a ghostly laugh [crying emoji]"
"Seeing this reminds me of a college guy who thought his dorm was too noisy at night, affecting his sleep. So every night he would go and turn on the water valve, and eventually everyone got used to thinking the water would be cut off at night [secretly observing][secretly observing][secretly observing]"
"If I remember correctly, what's scary is that he gets up early every morning at the same time to turn on the water valve."
Our ancestors under the sky: How could anyone be so bored as to imitate a rooster's crow? It's unbelievable! They must have been living too leisurely and this is what happens when idleness gets to them! (`Δ?0?7)
However, waking people up in the early morning is a bit of a hallucination for the night watchmen here.
They, too, woke us up early, before dawn, one by one, to get us to work.
If the man who crowed like a rooster only wanted to wake people up, then he did indeed get what he wanted and successfully woke them up, becoming their modern-day night watchman, the kind who works for free without pay.
Although we don't know why they would complain so enthusiastically without a salary, it may just be the older generation of artists' love for their profession!
But how did he end up being arrested by the yamen runners? What a pity!
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