【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

[College students couldn't get tickets and went home like this]

[College students: It's so hard to get a ticket home for the National Day holiday]

[At this point, the student who already has a plan in mind says: It's okay, I'll teach you.]

[I can’t get a ticket for National Day, so why not just sign up for a cheap tour group?]

[College student on tour bus: This is a good idea, but how can I escape mid-trip?]

[A few hours later]

【College student: Hey, you’re at my house so soon? (≧▽≦)】

[The black-hearted tour guide holding a megaphone: Pay attention now, everyone must get off the bus and pay me]

[Threat: If anyone doesn't spend money, I'll leave them here! After everyone's National Day holiday is over, I'll come back to pick you up. Are you afraid?]

[College student: "Is there such a good thing?" Then I don't even have to buy a ticket back to school.]

[Black-hearted tour guide: Okay, go out and spend some money now. Don’t even think about coming up here if you don’t spend over 100,000 yuan.]

[College student: Tour guide, is what you just said true?]

[Black-hearted tour guide:? ]

[College student: If you don’t buy anything, just leave it here]

[Black-hearted tour guide: No, these poor and remote areas are full of unruly people. Do you really want to stay here for seven days?]

[College student: Uh…actually, if we’re in this area, you should consider me your tour guide (this is my home, after all)]

[The unconvinced black-hearted tour guide: "How can you be as familiar with this as I am? What's your skill?"]

【College Students: Special Skills】

[See that intersection ahead? My home is over there.]

“Me: Driver, did you take a detour? [Dark face]

Driver: No

Me: I have seen my mother three times, you haven’t?

"Tour guide: Everyone get off here and go shopping. If you are not satisfied with your purchase, you will be dropped off here.

Me: Oh, I found an excuse to get off the bus and run away.

Tour guide: If your spending is less than 1500, we will pick you up after the National Day holiday.

Me: Oh my god, double happiness, I don’t even need to buy a return ticket

Tour guide: Why don’t you get off the bus? This is a remote place. Believe it or not, I will find someone to deal with you.

Me: Are you talking about the two people at the back? They are my second uncle and eldest uncle [laughing]"

"Tour guide: This poor, mountainous, and watery area is home to unruly people. If you don't spend money, I'll throw you out.

Me: Oh, how do you talk to the troublemakers? If you don’t go down to spend money, I’ll deduct this amount from you and let you see who is the local boss [silly smile][OK]”

"If it is really dropped on you, report it and you will not only get a refund but also compensation."

"Beets [silly smile]"

"Tour guide: We will visit the scenic spot for 3 days before returning.

Me: That’s great, I can save money on the way back [naughty]”

"When you get to a place and want to leave, you must tell the tour guide [tears rising] and sign the agreement before leaving. Otherwise, if they can't find you, they will call the police and the tour guide will also be fined. It's not easy for everyone.

Just a quick note, don't be mute. A fine from a tour guide can cost you half a month's salary [tears] I'm so amused I'm looking for a second-hand iPhone 15."

"Once, we went to the lotus pond. When we passed the gate of a courtyard, I snatched a piece of fruit from someone. The teacher said, 'You are so uneducated.' Then the person standing at the gate said, 'That's my daughter.'"

The old man under the sky: Oh, isn’t this just black eating black?

The scholars who heard this nearby were anxious: Hey, how can we call the affairs of intellectuals "black eating black"? That's too harsh, this is called outsmarting, do you understand?

If you don't know, don't talk nonsense, ah!

Those who hate unscrupulous businessmen were very happy to see this scene: it seems that this black-hearted tour guide was also fooled by this college student, and he lost both the wife and the army!

I originally wanted to find someone, but unfortunately, everyone in the village is a relative of this college student, which makes me very angry.

Bah! Who allowed him to cheat other people out of their money? He didn't let others get cheated, but he still found someone to threaten him. How is he any different from those local bandits who bully the weak and fear the strong? He only asked for this fate. He deserved it!

Wow, you are quite cultured now. You can even use idioms. You are a cultured person!

Hehe, of course, I learned all this from Tianmu, you can try it too!